"Hipster" as pejorative.

but we still don't know what they are it's like the fuckin TAO

Wait for Monday, y'all, me and sarahel are gonna break it down for u

yeah can't wait for that

i'm gonna take the day off for it

in alternating, one-sentence "tweets," plz.

("tweets" are the new thing, apparently)

Monday!!! http://www.jeffpylenz.com/INCREDIMAIL%20VOL.2/HOTLETTERS/jail.gif

this is gonna combine my two favorite things: sarahel's posts and whiney's thoughts on other people who live in new york city

hahahaahahaahahaahahahaahaha

oh man i am counting down the mfing hours

if only it were minutes

it is, there are just a lot more of them

this is gonna combine my two favorite things: sarahel's posts and whiney's thoughts on other people who live in new york city

that which doesn't kill you makes you stronger "iirc"

"look at this fucking hipster" = pics of people at theme fancy dress parties + caption insinuating they might be, idk, gay or something.

how did u figure it out

That the flannel thing has been pointed out as a signifier by mainstream media over the last year is really funny cos I remember seeing form-fitting flannel on lots of vegan/hardcore scenesters, and that was more than 10 years ago.

you must be really hip

I was ten years ago!

Hi I'm a hipster.

nice sunglasses

I don't wear sunglasses, but I have a beard, a cat and I smell bad.

u sound like a hippie!

do you like vampire weekend? are you an ovo-lacto vegan?

no and no.

i work in a record store in brooklyn.
i make fun of my peers.
i post to ilx.

HIPSTER.

i just want to be cool ;_;

dude u are totally cool

but i think i have to be a hipster to be cool.

i WANT to be a hipster.

do i need to get a bike, really? and sunglasses? cuz that stuff is for the birds.

if u walk your cat on a leash, you don't have to get a bike

what if i walk around with my cat around my neck like a scarf?

do i need to start using cocaine???

catscarf is cool

negative on the coke--you're trying to be a hipster, not an asshole

thanks for all yer help que. btw i played pinball last night & thought of you. rocked that dark knight machine haaaaard tbh.

what if i walk around with my cat around my neck like a scarf?

^ would date

too bad i've resolved never to date older women anymore.

btw i played pinball last night & thought of you. rocked that dark knight machine haaaaard tbh.

pinball? okay you are definitely a hipster. haven't played Dark Knight yet

HIPSTER!!!!!!!!!

after i played pinball i un-ironically watched and enjoyed the entire david allen coe DVD they were playing at the bbq spot. hipster??

xp - I am not your type in so many other ways, I am far from crushed at this news.

lol i know sarah i'm just teasing :)

i only date other hipsters. and you are sooooo not a hipster.

do hipsters willfully mix fact & fiction in earnest conversation?

uh ... yes.

i work in a record store in brooklyn.
i make fun of my peers.
i post to ilx.

HIPSTER.

http://blogs.woodtv.com/files/2008/12/high-fidelity-poster-courtesy-touchstone-pictures.jpg

not pictured: beard

john cusack is so not a hipster.

he is just a sad old troll.

Was that a diss on Senor What?