"Hipster" as pejorative.

nice sunglasses

I don't wear sunglasses, but I have a beard, a cat and I smell bad.

u sound like a hippie!

do you like vampire weekend? are you an ovo-lacto vegan?

no and no.

i work in a record store in brooklyn.
i make fun of my peers.
i post to ilx.

HIPSTER.

i just want to be cool ;_;

dude u are totally cool

but i think i have to be a hipster to be cool.

i WANT to be a hipster.

do i need to get a bike, really? and sunglasses? cuz that stuff is for the birds.

if u walk your cat on a leash, you don't have to get a bike

what if i walk around with my cat around my neck like a scarf?

do i need to start using cocaine???

catscarf is cool

negative on the coke--you're trying to be a hipster, not an asshole

thanks for all yer help que. btw i played pinball last night & thought of you. rocked that dark knight machine haaaaard tbh.

what if i walk around with my cat around my neck like a scarf?

^ would date

too bad i've resolved never to date older women anymore.

btw i played pinball last night & thought of you. rocked that dark knight machine haaaaard tbh.

pinball? okay you are definitely a hipster. haven't played Dark Knight yet

HIPSTER!!!!!!!!!

after i played pinball i un-ironically watched and enjoyed the entire david allen coe DVD they were playing at the bbq spot. hipster??

xp - I am not your type in so many other ways, I am far from crushed at this news.

lol i know sarah i'm just teasing :)

i only date other hipsters. and you are sooooo not a hipster.

do hipsters willfully mix fact & fiction in earnest conversation?

uh ... yes.

i work in a record store in brooklyn.
i make fun of my peers.
i post to ilx.

HIPSTER.

http://blogs.woodtv.com/files/2008/12/high-fidelity-poster-courtesy-touchstone-pictures.jpg

not pictured: beard

john cusack is so not a hipster.

he is just a sad old troll.

Was that a diss on Senor What?

who?

mr que??? no. what???

it is Q like the letter iirc.

ian would never diss an old hipster

sorry for the confusion, I misread something.

old hipsters smokin jazz cigarettes, talkin 'bout gaddis.

i collect old records, watch "weird" "films", i live in silver lake (lol), i ride a bike, i drink microbrews, i have a cat, i sometimes eat vegan, occasional beard...hipster?

conversely: have a memory for baseball stats and play fantasy sports and i don't do drugs or smoke

u had hipster at silverlake dude ;p

it sounds like a fish. "we had some hipster out at the lake. delicious."

ARE YOU A TRIPSTER?!?!?! OMG WTF LOL

http://s.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/12/15/15/enhanced-buzz-19011-1260908711-5.jpg

Donald Earl Fite III AKA “The Hipster Fish Killer” is on probation for impaling his girlfriends purple betta fish named DeLorean. He reportedly told police, “If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish!”

i went to art school, i eat vegetarian, i have a moustache (????)

I didn't understand the tripster thing. I thought it was gonna have something to do with either acid or portishead / tricky

god I love(d) Maurice Fulton's MU project. Guys I think I might place v high in the lolhipster rankings but I'm too embarrassed to list the evidence.

Do you have a copy of Animal Collective's Meriweather whatever album on vinyl you can take a picture with?

UGH GOD NO THAT ALBUM WAS SO MEDIOCRE! But I do have like 3 Deerhoof 7"s

lol first post is six years old

the only really good use I've found for "hipster" is as a lighthearted inoffensive substitute for the n-word when rapping along with music