Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

her hair is full of cocaine

are those freckles or is there black tar heroin stuck to her face?

those are track marks, i think.

i'm sure you guys are all v v v handsome while drunk

i didn't know about the Dee.

i just think she looks like tara reid which grosses me out.

i'm sure you guys are all v v v handsome while drunk

Of course I am! As long as you're also drunk.

ally you need some new role models

you have all kinds of photo proof of how handsome me and mr que are while drunk

lohan >> me when drunk ;_;

how handsome me and mr que are while drunk

you two transcend handsome. That's some next-level shit.

i'm sorry that i think it is kind of gross that a bunch of dudes are being kind of creepy, mw.

lohan >> me when drunk ;_;

this is true for basically every single person posting on this thread, don't feel bad.

lohan's mug shot >>>>>>> mine

i wish i could find my mugshot

somebody photoshop some DC postcards with the slogan A Bunch of Dudes Being Kind of Creepy!

just thinking the same thing xp

i just think it's funny how you always run to the defense of lohan and paris whenever they do something stupid and juvenile. i'm a taxpaying american, it's my right to say that lohan's hair is full of cocaine.

http://www.informacyde.com/weblog/images/people/Bill-gates-mugshot.jpg

http://cache.idolator.com/assets/resources/2006/12/treyday.jpg

mainly because ppl like you like to make your arguments against lohan and paris not about the stupid shit they're doing but about how, like, they look ugly and doggy in their middle of the night mugshots taken after their makeup has melted off and they're kinda drunk.

sorry, yet again, that i find the manner in which like you and kenan discuss these ladies to be creepy!

meanwhile gabbneb on point

the PD that arrested me didn't even have a color digital camera.

wtf? I didn't say shit!

http://estb.msn.com/i/E7/9F97F1C7F145801FD586A4954C5.jpg

hey i'm not defending anyone. dumb is as dumb does.

geez those are fantastic gab, looks like u have a good attitude about all of it ;)

http://a7.vox.com/6a00c225230efe8fdb00c2252cde078e1d-500pi

nice Target shirt to wear on your 'date,' Hugh

hugh's mugshot is sexy

good effort, Surmounter, kiu!

kenan i confused you with surmounter, sorry!!

http://www.absolutenow.com/mugshots/images/DowneyJrRobert.jpg

tho not too sorry because what i said was still true about you when topic is re: ms. hilton

i'm making jokes ally, i'm not criticizing anything she or paris does, go back and read the thread.

http://i16.tinypic.com/6fj99tx.jpg

he seemed pretty happy in the pen (top picture):

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/rdowneymug1.jpg

Lohan is ok with me, usually, and yeah, she looks terrible, but it's more in a sad way, not because her skin is bad. It's those puffy red eyes and EUGH you have not been taking care of yrself, girl! She needs a bowl of soup and some serious tough-love rehab.

good effort, Surmounter, kiu!

-- gabbneb, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 6:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

wha?

http://estb.msn.com/i/DB/B11EF02C4B2C379E27CC637A1988A.jpg

xpost ok mark, i'm sorry i don't find jokes ripping on someone's personal appearance and how skanky you think they are over and over and over and over and over and over etc again funny? this is like a long-time thing with you.

http://www.morethings.com/music/june_carter_johnny_cash/johnny_cash_el_paso_mugshot_1965.jpg

i don't care if you don't like lindsay lohan or paris hilton, i just find your innate need to come on threads about them and refer to them as ugly or skanks kind of, i don't know, weird and borderline sexist.

http://www.uglyjackass.com/cool_stuff/mugshots/robert_downey_jr.jpg

This one is like a study for a Chuck Close painting.

mainly because ppl like you like to make your arguments against lohan and paris not about the stupid shit they're doing but about how, like, they look ugly and doggy in their middle of the night mugshots taken after their makeup has melted off and they're kinda drunk.

sorry, yet again, that i find the manner in which like you and kenan discuss these ladies to be creepy!

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, July 24, 2007 6:13 PM

"arguments"

and, of course, the classic:

http://www.popamericana.com/!/mcqueen_mugshot.jpg

haa

well ally you can always ignore my posts if you find it so offensive. you're always extra sensitive about the taste of beer and stuff and you get all wound up about it, but i don't harsh on you too much about that, i try to be even keeled about it. get a new whipping boy. i have a different opinion than you about paris and lindsay. so the fuck what?

a lot of people feel the need to talk like that about hte likes of LL and Paris, it's like the nation's favorite thing to do. lots of reasons.

http://media.canada.com/1785a528-bef3-4f04-af39-9312146bfd98/riptornmug.jpg

ewwww

imagine that voice + Mr. Que's last post.