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It's 10:04 am here and I'm glad I'm not drunk -- not yet. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

five months pass...

So, I'm drunk, and bored, and if you can read this my Internet connection was working at the time I posted this. Is anyone else awake and bored? (Drunkenness a plus but not ncessary.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i am awake and very bored but i am not drunk.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Ooh! Ooh! I'm trying to be drunk and awake!

― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Fabulous.

In the meantime, I'm longing to rake my nails down someone's back, but there's no one within grasping range.
:^p

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:51 (nineteen years ago) link

wha

― Amon (eman), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:54 (nineteen years ago) link

alllllRIGHT!

― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Well I'm glad you're happy.
:^X

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:59 (nineteen years ago) link

;o{

― Amon (eman), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:04 (nineteen years ago) link

:^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Happy-ish. Drinking alone is boring and lonely.

― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:05 (nineteen years ago) link

:-S

― Amon (eman), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Nighty night all. ;^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:22 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm drunk!! Rahhhh!!!! On beer, pimms and champagne and all because i worked out a lift to work tomorrow morning for my friend Carol so she/we could get to work, and she could leave her car in town and also get drunk 'co it was her birthday last monday but she was ill then.

and we spent the evening talking about setting up an escort service.

idea #1: female escorts for gay dudes that haven't yet come out off the closet

idea # 2: shagging a bunch of her middle aged friendds for practice.

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

All I wanted was one Melon Sunrise cocktail

Isn't cocktail a funny word?

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

idea #1: female escorts for gay dudes that haven't yet come out off the closet

idea #3: cross-dressing escorts for gay dudes that want to appear straight in public but still want an expensive BJ from a man later on w/o the hassle of hiring two seperate people.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh I should drink a beeer!!!!!

― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I spent the vast majority of this past weekend drunk and eating at cookouts. Margaritas, whiskey, jungle juice, all sorts of beer, mixed in with a healthy dose of well-done ostrich, beef, and buffalo burgers, hot dogs, venison and italian sausage, and chicken kabobs.

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I drank some beers and some vodka and Red Bull but I'm not drunk enough, I'm considering the sherry in the kitchen but that's a bit of a desperate move.

I got hammered on Saturday tho.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I came home from work today, sat down, turned on iTunes, and made my self a kir. I doubt I'll actually get drunk, but I am drinking....

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

WTF is "JUNGLE JUICE"?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 12:16 (eighteen years ago) link

what's kir?

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Jungle Juice is the name given to a mix of liquor that is usually served for the sole purpose of becoming intoxicated. Often, it may include leftovers of many liquors along with a mixer (juice, cola, etc.) to make the clash of liquors easier to swallow. For example, jungle juice may contain rum, gin, tequila, vodka, whiskey and be mixed with orange juice for flavor and to stretch the quantity of alcohol. The combinations are endless.

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

and we spent the evening talking about setting up an escort service.

What about men who service women (especially orally)...after talking a blue streak about how marvelous they are looking?

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 25 September 2005 04:55 (eighteen years ago) link

hey are you still up for some pushin' in the cushion?

― :o), Sunday, 25 September 2005 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

DRUNXXXORS!

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Sunday, 25 September 2005 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

i drank a lot of beers, in camden town, tonite

― terry lennox. (gareth), Sunday, 25 September 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

It was about time that I was drunk. Fuck me, spelling is really hard when you're drunk on Cuba Libre. I mean, shit, it's cheap when you haven't drunk in about oh fuck 17 months or so. What with pregnancy and then breastfeeding. Still do but I doubt she'll know that I drank. If she does know, I'll know from the mean glances she gives me in the morning. The hangover will be tough but who cares! I even won scrabble oh yippy. I just realize how boring that sounds. But boy that Cuba Libre I mixed was YUMMY.

I missed SEXY in scrabble. I only did SEX. Bah.

Man, typing is hard. Gotta delete 90 procent and then try 'n' type it RIGHT. Not easy.

Someone tell me if Long Island Iced Tea is as great as it sounds.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE COCKTAILS.

I just typed cock.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Which reminds me: happy drunk girls are classic. :-)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Long Island Iced Teas (LITs for short) are magical! Oh, and also great are Long BEACH Iced Teas, same thing, but with cranberry juice instead of coke.

Hi Natalie, way to go!

OMG this thread revive just made me realize Alex in NYC's kid must be, like, 3 or 4 by now.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 8 September 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Grateful Dead == LIT w/ chambord replacing coke, pretty good

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

BlowJob cocktail!

You can't go wrong with a BLOWJOB COCKtail. I mean ffs that's a winner!

I gotta make me that LITs.

What about Singapore Sling?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

You also typed TAIL, Nathalie. Well done.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I never realized how sexy the word cocktail was.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Tail? Oh shit, yeah, I did.

Hard Sex on the Babysitters Bathroom Floor

WOHA. I only want straight edge babysitters from now on!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, I love shots that you drink without using your hands

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 8 September 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm gonna ask Fugazi to babysit on Ophelia and then I'll just stand outside and HOPE they plat some music for her!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i could come up with better vulgar drink names. in fact, i think i will...

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Nathalie you already have rum and lime, so you can use those for a delicious mojito! Rum + pounded-upon mint + sugar or simple syrup + club soda/soda water/other bubbly water-type liquid + lime juice. I will be joining you in cocktail consumption shortly! Cheers!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

ahh fuck. . .mojitos!! fantastic.

but really, do people keep fresh mint around regularly?

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I have some growing out of control in my plot, but I'm sure in a pinch you could leave it out and it would still be limey and lovely.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Quincie, honey, we had some a couple of nights ago! Mojitos ROCK. A friend also made some but poured too much syrup in it. Too sugary but damn it still yummy.

Some of these names are just horrendous! Rotten pussy? I mean, for fucks sake. What about Donkey Semen? Urgh. Adult Pepsi? Which is just basically pepsi and wodka. The hell with that. I might go and get some Cointreau tomorrow.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah we bought some fresh mint especially for them mojitos.

I also bought a COCKTAIL BOOK.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Honestly a well-made margarita may be my all-time favorite cocktail. See also: champagne cocktail. Also fresh-squeezed lemonade with bourbon and some mint if it is handy. I like stuff with a good sweet/tart taste.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Sex in Disabled Toilets!?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

How come most of the dirty named cocktails are girly drinks?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

because pervy bartenders like to hear drunk chicks say 'dirty pussy'?

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Cock Sucking Cowboy

Naked man + olive oil + oats + horses = ...well, something.

Ooooh boooy GIDDY UP.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

possibly cutest thread revive (esp given subject) ever

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Tomorrow morning: "shhhh, don't type so loud, my head hurts..."

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

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