I cried in Hebrew class the other week. Felt like a real Jew!
― quincie, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Crying made you feel like a real Jew?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
I watched A Serious Man and man did that make me feel like a real jew
― Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Jew even
Having a Hebrew school meltdown seemed like a Jewish rite of passage, is all.
― quincie, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link
WHY U SO HARD TO LEARN, HEBREW?
― quincie, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Wait till you try to read it without the vowels. You might need a straight jacket then.
― curmudgeon, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
God... 6 years of hebrew school and all I got was an ability to kind of read - but not understand - hebrew, which I'll never have a use for*
*Actually, when I worked at a library archive last year, I was able to match transliterated titles to the original ones instead of checking the book's call number, but that's it.
― EDB, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah it is weird that I was basically taught how to read (ie pronounce) a written language but have absolutely no clue what any given words mean or how the language is even structured
― Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey Jews! I'm going to the Kosher Mart later today--what sorts of Pesach-y stuff should I get?
Also, I would like to repost this:
Hey Jews I wrote a little passover ditty, sung to the chorus of "Eye of the Tiger":
It's theBread of affliction It's the bread of the JewsRisen bread--it's not kosher during Pe-sachAnd my boss--says "be careful! It is con-sti-pa-ting"I-don't-care-I-just-ate-sev-en sheeeeeeeeeetsOf the mat-zah
― quincie, Sunday, April 12, 2009 9:44 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― quincie, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link
haven't we suffered enough
― for me to chilt on (bnw), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link
gluttons for suffering
― quincie, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link
i love quincie's jew fetish
― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link
srsly I am like 110% more into jews than I am into anything else, including bacon
― quincie, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
omg I just learned from the WS thread that rashida jones is jewish! This is exciting news!
― quincie, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link
get into the jewsgirl you got to proveyou're a first rate heeeeeeeb, yeah
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^^^ <3 this man, even though he isn't jewish.
― quincie, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Awwww, how sweet. Is he gonna make matzaball soup for you?
― curmudgeon, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey, quincie, I heard on the radio this morning that some lipsticks might not be kosher for Passover.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
For Passover candy, I like the Joyva Marshmallow Twists. Or the fruit slices.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link
I am going to make matzah ball soup next week, though in a kitchen full of chametz.
I have THREE types of matzah at the ready. Need ideas for what to eat it with.
― quincie, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Not gonna worry about the lipstick given that not even my matzah ball soup is gonna be kosher (planning to use real butter instead of margarine/schmaltz/oil).
― quincie, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link
"haven't we suffered enough"
not to mention constipation
― Zeno, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Look at these pyramid-shaped matzah-balls that some architect cooked (in today's Washington Post Food section)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/23/AR2010032300722.html
I second the marshmallow twists and the fruit slices.
― curmudgeon, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Vegetarian seder at historic 6th & I synagogue in DC sold out.
― curmudgeon, Friday, 26 March 2010 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Passover time Monday
― curmudgeon, Monday, 29 March 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link
i wish i had a seder to attend. no way am i going to the fucking hillel. always HATED those places.
― by another name (amateurist), Monday, 29 March 2010 03:51 (fourteen years ago) link
hillel zombies: hey, what USY chapter did you go to? when did you go to israel? isn't it amazing?me: fuck off.
― by another name (amateurist), Monday, 29 March 2010 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link
I never went to the Hillel ones (was close enough to go home). I am guessing the White House seder that was the subject of a NY Times article yesterday does not resemble the Hillel ones:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/28/us/politics/28seder.html?scp=1&sq=seder&st=cse
― curmudgeon, Monday, 29 March 2010 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Am going to a conservadox seder tonight! Excited! But then I am switching teams to Reform and not doing a second night seder. I'm ready with the matzoh, though.
― quincie, Monday, 29 March 2010 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Chag sameach jewbros! I'm going to my parents charedi seder
― Mordy, Monday, 29 March 2010 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link
so psyched for SEDER!
― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link
just finished my crazy wonderful seder at which i was somehow one of the only two jews present.
my mom's family didn't host a seder this yr, so i hosted one at my apartment for 15 or so friends for the second yr running. cooked a pot roast and matzoh ball soup from scratch and many other delicious things and they all turned out pretty well (although the soup itself could have been a bit stronger).
i now have mad respect for my bubbes and anyone who does yearly seders because this shit is DIFFICULT - especially when limited to 72 hours of prep time or less.
chag sameach, MoTs
― Alex in Montreal, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link
reallly missing the seder this year :( last year was fun at my old apartment, and i think this might be the first year i didn't celebrate at all. meant to grab some matzoh ball soup @ the jewish deli on 1st ave but didn't.
― ian, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 05:42 (fourteen years ago) link
these egg matzos taste exactly like the plain ones wtf
― quincie, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link
The 12 Plagues in peeps form: http://www.flickr.com/photos/17025280@N00/sets/72157600038845249/detail/
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/207/441046093_2437c1534a_m.jpg
― Obama, Wellstone and Darwinfish, Attorneys (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
for a holiday without bread there is sure a shit ton of carbs involved
― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Weird, cuz usually they don't. What's the brand?
― curmudgeon, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Manischewitz passover egg "crackers" (i.e., mini matzo)
― quincie, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
tam tams?!
― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
This thread could use some of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-v-Pv6KuTg
― ●●●●●●●● (EDB), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^not actually Jews, but inspiring nonetheless.
― quincie, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Y'all eating "matzah bri" (scrambled eggs with matzah) and gefilte fish and left-over chicken soup still...I am
― curmudgeon, Thursday, 1 April 2010 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link
I've finished the egg matzah crackers (lol at "according to ashkenazic practice, all egg matzo may be eaten only by the young, infirm or aged. If you are of sephardic ancestry, consult your rabbi.") and am moving on to the Rakusen's Tea Matzos and the Yehuda regular matzah. Have not yet attempted matzah brei, but intend to this weekend.
And I'm having pizza tonight. Not matzah pizza, real pizza. Sorry to let you down, Jews.
― quincie, Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Obama and oil drilling and now this.
― curmudgeon, Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link
To what extent can you justify a tortilla as not-fully- of semi-leavened bread?
― ●●●●●●●● (EDB), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link
hmmm if you are Sephardic and it is a corn tortilla, I think maybe you can get away with it? But no way if you are Askenazic.
― quincie, Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Ring jells are addictive. I need to moisten the matzah less on my matzah brei.
― curmudgeon, Friday, 2 April 2010 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link
my matzo balls came out. . . too light and fluffy? Like they actually could do with being heavier? I suppose I could have followed a recipe, but what's the fun in that?
― quincie, Friday, 2 April 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
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I should go to this 6th & I DC synagogue panel event and harass Bill Kristol. Ugh. Ask him about both his mistakes small (his well-know factual errors in columns) and big (his role in pushing imaginary weapons of mass destruction as an argument for the Iraq war)
― curmudgeon, Monday, 5 April 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link