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Hahaha, Martin Skidmore is all sexually reticent about saying "hos."

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Let's not forget the female equivalent of this is "chicks before dicks".

I think Gareth is right upthread. The key to happiness is balance among all elements of life. I *hate* being dissed by friends for their lastest bedmates but I'm sure I've been guilty for it in the past. What's sad though is how much more forgiving some women can be of this crime by fellow women. As in, "well of course she's choosing her BF over us. BFs are *so* much more important." CRAP!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Chicks with dicks before bros with hos.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's not sexual reticence, Nabisco - it's the kind of slang it is. As a middle-aged English white guy, it is so alien that it feels absurdly false to say it. The bros part as much as the hos.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 2 May 2003 20:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Martin, I thought the absurd phoniness of using such terms was a given for many, if not most, of us.

― Rockist Scientist, Friday, 2 May 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I feel left out.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 May 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, probably, and I can cope with some slang that in no sense belongs to me, but this is too distant in culture, time, geography, sensibility, everything, that it feels too forced. Sorry, I was initially trying to do that in a jokey way (about middle aged English stiffness) rather than make any point about the terminology or anything like that. I am doing a lousy job of being light tonight, for some reason, but that's another story.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 2 May 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey, Martin, Jerry the Nipper said "fo shizzle" TWICE on AIM this morning. If he can become comfortable with that, you certainly can get used to "ho" and "bro"..

― Mandee, Friday, 2 May 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jerry has stronger US connections than me, and also is a lot younger!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 2 May 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

me too!

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 3 May 2003 04:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

people/emotions?! pfft!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 3 May 2003 08:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Julio, you only say that cos you never get drunk.

― Mark C (Mark C), Saturday, 3 May 2003 08:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

heh.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 3 May 2003 08:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

After my discomfort above with the bros and hos stuff, I was today walking around with my Walkman on in the least white area of the UK (my home area, 34% white - only one other borough in the UK has minority white people), and it seems the inhibitions don't arise when I'm just unconsciously singing along with a well-known record, because I was joining in (fortunately at low volume) on "I'm a nigger from the motherfucking streets" (some of you will recognise that I was playing The Chronic).

Many of you will realise that I am not a nigger from the motherfucking streets.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Booyah, Martin.

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

eight years pass...

http://i309.photobucket.com/albums/kk390/thug-life-babyyy/chicks.jpg

― omar little, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

― markers, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20070418ho-ho-logo_125.png

― normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

an alternate name for those snacks were 'ding dongs' iirc

― BIG YNGWIE aka the malmsteendriver (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/2194-ding_dongs.jpg

― normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

ahh so they ain't quite the same, d'oh

― BIG YNGWIE aka the malmsteendriver (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

To what extent do you agree with "BROS BEFORE HOES"

― buzza, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish my job was illustrating cakes that are also kings.

― offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

KING –– it says it right on his crown.

― offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

ooh, he's just about to scoop out some frosting with that scepter of his

― dell (del), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

he is rushing to the aid of a fallen countryman (too late, too late)

― normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Seriously considering a tattoo of that KING.

― offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Saturday, 7 May 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

where

― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2011 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

six years pass...

bros and girls

― calstars, Saturday, 8 July 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

Lately I’ve noticed some tension among the bros; some dissonance in the brommunity

― calstars, Saturday, 15 December 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

...as if millions of bros suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

― Sanpaku, Saturday, 15 December 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

The lads must save the bros

― No Smockin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 15 December 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

leave us ta fuck out if it

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 December 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link

Lol, so young... not so different.

I so adhere to this. I hate couples and how they take away my friends. And my guy friends' girlfriends always hate me or my girl friends' boyfriends always think I'm out to maim them (not entirely untrue). I'm in a couple and I hate us.
― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 1 May 2003 13:34 (fifteen years ago

― Yerac, Saturday, 15 December 2018 21:54 (five years ago) link

six months pass...

Bumper sticker decal ideas:
bros and hos onboard
What would a bro do?
If U gotta Bro

― calstars, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link

bro now, or else you gotta stay all night

― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link

Breau bummell

― Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 June 2019 08:11 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

Love dem bros who use carabiners as keychains and hang em on a belt loop

― calstars, Saturday, 20 February 2021 16:33 (three years ago) link

Need access to a certain door or restricted area? Just listen for the jangle of the keymaster

― calstars, Saturday, 20 February 2021 16:38 (three years ago) link

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