Tiger Woods car/life crash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXgVuaVtvP4

Gets really good around 2:08 fwiw.

gatorade drops tiger

http://www.dailyfinance.com/article/gatorade-drops-tiger-woods/807840/?flv=1

so his first tournament back will be the masters. as well as that sets up for him, it's borderline disrespectful imo.

More like the Master(bator), amirite?

Disrespectful in what way?

aawww yeah, this is gonna be so sick

i feel what CAD's saying -- just that he's taking the biggest event in the sport and making it about him, more than it would ever be normally, at least -- he could have played a smaller tournament a week or two ahead of time, i guess -- it seems like by picking the masters he's inviting the pressure onto himself on purpose, like it might make him play better? idk why else he wouldn't play a warm up tourney beforehand

yeah i dunno it's just that the masters/augusta national is pretty much the hallowed ground for golf in america and to a certain extent he's going to overshadow golf's best weekend in a way that wouldn't have been so extreme if he had played some other tournament in advance.

otoh it's an extremely protective environment and has much more of a sense of decorum than other tournaments so it totally makes sense for him.

yeah i think he wouldnt play anywhere else 1st just cuz of the crush of media that it would attract -- that is really minimized at augusta. i guess also, he may just not be competatively ready to.

when he flames out after the first two days, the media frenzy will be unbearable

Smart (i.e. calculated) choice on his part in that the tournament directors keep a very tight grip on "patron" behavior. Still, I'm predicting a few "get in the hole!!!"s will be replaced with "BLOWJOB!!!!"s.

fwiw i'd support that being the new thing everyone shouts in the crowd at every golf tournament.

it would be kind of amazing if hecklers followed Vijay Singh around shouting "BLOW JOB!!!!"

"GET IN THE BUTT HOLE"

which competitor is gonna pull a mini-tonya harding & hire four slutty blondes to follow tiger around the course just within his peripherals

Yeah, the choice of tournament as an attempt to minimize gallery jeers is going to be futile. Jim Nantz and his crew of respectful whisperers will tut-tut the bad behavior; meanwhile Sean McManus will roll around naked in a pile of Nielsen ratings reports.

Not sure it's disrespectful, because I'm sure the PGA/Augusta National people love it. No one gives a shit about golf without Tiger. Now it will get big ratings Thurs/Fri and ridiculous ratings if he's in the hunt on Sunday. If he came back and sucked and/or dominated at a smaller tournament, it wouldn't be as good for them.

which competitor is gonna pull a mini-tonya harding & hire four slutty blondes to follow tiger around the course just within his peripherals

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I think they will be out there already.

I agree with Milo. This is going to be the biggest fucking golf tournament in history, by far. I can't wait.

nah augusta is srsly impossible 2 get into and if you do anything untoward ur tossed

tossed, you say?
http://www.worldgolf.com/photo-galleries/images/preview/17673.jpg

He's no Butterscotch Stallion in that dept.

how dare golf's good name be sullied by a man who cheated on his wife

cannot wait for this btw

'Can't wait' was my reaction as well.

hoping that all spectators will be barred from being on the course at all tbh

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.

this should prob be a poll of some sort

Don't Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2008/08/michael-phelps-tiger-woods.jpg
"Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat"

"... and then apologise for it afterwards in a stiff and formal press conference in front of my corporate sponsors"

http://img.timeinc.net/golf/i/tours/2007/09/sept30_tigerbush_600x428.jpg
"Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity."

Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:

No turkey unless it’s a club sandwich

my friends are getting so many gross texts today

dare i ask where are these texts are reposited?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/kittens-and-tiger-woods-sexts

http://gizmodo.com/5496451/sexting-tiger-threatened-to-slap-spank-bite-and-fuck-till-mercy

leave tiger alone

in his room with a porn star

watch out for the room service cart

Does that excite you at all or no

hahahah

• With many of his mistresses, Woods was allegedly exceedingly cheap. Mindy Lawton says the only thing he ever bought for her was a chicken wrap from Subway (he was stopping there on his way to meet her).

Weirdest thing about some of those exchanges is that the most famous golfer in the world-slash-billionaire apparently wasn't even booking himself suites on the road. I imagined that he was given the Presidential Suite wherever he stayed.

# can tiger record a rap song so he can drop an "all you get is hard dick and chicken wraps" line? 12:12 PM Mar 31st via web

^this is a quality tweet

^_^

news conference

"Not fooled by the goatee, Tiger" vs. "Enter: EVIL Tiger!"

Has Woods rocked the facial hair before?

“The encouragement I got, it blew me away,” he said.

I bet!

Woods did admit to taking prescription pain killers in connection to a knee injury and an Achilles injury and sedatives around the time his father, Earl, died in 2006.

Could it have been his Achilles ... heel?

Caption this photo:

http://www.latimes.com/media/alternatethumbnails/photo/2010-04/53106900-05112743.jpg