― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 19 January 2006 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link
how did you learn how to trim it? i've had a beard for awhile, but I look like a homeless guy. I'm trying to figure out how to get it so that it grows longer from the chin part, and have it shorter on jaws/cheeks and still looks good. I haven't ruled out that my facial hair pattern just naturally sucks.
― kekkekek, Friday, 20 January 2006 04:43 (eighteen years ago) link
i'm jealous.
― kekkekek, Friday, 20 January 2006 04:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― stew!, Friday, 20 January 2006 12:27 (eighteen years ago) link
OH NOES!!!11 i shaved it off last night!
http://www.kittenrecords.co.uk/slypics/gkitnobeard.jpg
― the kit! (g-kit), Friday, 20 January 2006 12:52 (eighteen years ago) link
i just lit part of my beard on fire :(
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 16 November 2009 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link
"light your beard on fire (feat. spliff star)"
― mr. que, covering up the vital parts, lest he embarrass the ladi (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 16 November 2009 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link
SO into my beard right now
― admrl, Monday, 16 November 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link
i am now 17 days w/o shaving and i look patchy but decent imo
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 16 November 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link
oh right except for THE SINGES
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 16 November 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link
I misread that as THE SHINGLES and was a bit worried!
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link
lmao
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link
so uh how did you accomplish this?
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link
better your beard than your eyebrows, as I always say
― Aimless, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link
v windy today and my nearly gone cig went out
i am poor and need to salvage my cigs, so i tried to relight it despite it being v short
wind blew flame at my beard instead
i was on fire
that is the story of how i came to be on fire
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link
i have done this thing
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link
hoos i am v surprised that u smoke!
― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link
both beard growing and fire face that is xpost
after shaving a couple of weeks ago, i am regrowing my beard now, but this time not trimming/shaping it at all to see what happens. it looks pretty bad, my facial hair grows slowly and doesn't appear to come in it all right under my chin
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link
haha your beard looks bad
― admrl, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link
― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 1:46 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark
if i had to choose b/w smoking and anything else the anything else would win
thankfully i am young and immortal so
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 02:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Man, I wish I could grow a beard.
I really want one. A big gingery beard.
― LOL my penny (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2414/2168095877_39cc27cfc5.jpg
― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry
Beards are the only thing I hate about winter. I still shave my legs in the winter -- get with it, males of the species.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
i had to put my beard to sleep
rip my beard 1989-2009
― velko, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
This is the best photo of my longest phase with a beard (2003-05):http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1239/1425004025_0b1eace3d2.jpg
― Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link
i've had a beard since i could
― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link
the jacket/beard combo A++
― velko, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
having a beard > being concerned about having an ID beard
― rap band (schlump), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
wsn't really an issue ever BTW I stopped getting IDed when I was 17
― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
ive had a "beard" since may 2007. but i keep it at like a 2-3 w/ trimmers
― max, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
'the panhandler'
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link
i shaved my beard, but it looked terrible, so i grew it back. i am now thinking of shaping it so that it's shorter on the sides but long from the chin. i am not exactly sure how this is done.
― Buck Utah (rockapads), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
scissors?
― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
good call.
― Buck Utah (rockapads), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
my moustache keeps falling into my mouth
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
That is a mustache, not a beard.
Actually my hair is v. dirty today. Perhaps tonight I will try painting on a full ginger beard.
― LOL my penny (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 10:17 (fourteen years ago) link
i like the idea of having a beard a lot more than actually having one
― mark cl, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Do they itch?
I always wondered if that beard-scritching thing that boys while thinking do is an affectation, or if they do actually itch.
― Results 1 - 10 of about 10,400 for aphex twin tentacle sex (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
if you use a shampoo & conditioner it helps the itching. the itchiest part is like weeks 2-4 imo
― mark cl, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i grow a beard every few months, but i've never had a really long one. next time i'm single, maybe. i can grow a respectable 'short' beard in a week.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:42 (fourteen years ago) link
So it's like any other kinda hair - itches when it's new, but settles in after a few weeks.
Damnm, I want a beard.
And I don't want to have to get a boyfriend to experience beard fun. I want one of mine own.
― Results 1 - 10 of about 10,400 for aphex twin tentacle sex (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link
have never had itch from a beard but like to scratch anyway, is a comfort thing rilly
― plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
THIS IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2730/4115270731_1c957e1e1d_o.jpg
Maybe I should get a sex change. I'm *much* better looking as a man than I am as a woman.
― LOL my penny (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
come to mommy
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link
That *really* disturbs me. But the more I thought about it, the more it made me laugh, which only made me look like him *more*. :-O
― come to mummy (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
just some fyi to you young beardos, when yr gray beard hairs start coming in they will be wirier than regular beard hairs and they won't go in the same direction
― WmC, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link