If only there were a merger between LinkedIn and ChatRoulette.
― can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Thursday, 4 March 2010 06:45 (fourteen years ago) link
whaddyagot?
― Z S, Sunday, 24 October 2010 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link
let me tell YOU a funny *head audibly bounces off table* story now
― Z S, Sunday, 24 October 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Drunk and depressed. (Which probably is a bad combination.) Hopes everyone else is in a better place.
― Popular Beet Combo Platter (j.lu), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link
ow, sorry to hear that. i am neither depressed nor drunk, but semi-comatose from tacos and chianti.
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Damn tacos sound good right about now. It's probably for the best that everything in DC shuts down so early.
― Popular Beet Combo Platter (j.lu), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:43 (thirteen years ago) link
miss DC
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Did I meet you when you were in DC?
― Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link
i think that it is unlikely. i lived there in the late 80s, spent most of my non-work time @ the 9:30 and yesterday & today out in rockville. for a while i house sat in georgetown. awesome shawarma right around the corner. this was back in ninja turtle days you understand.
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link
God I miss Yesterday & Today. Or maybe I just miss being the cute girl in the record store. But still....
― Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Saturday, 6 November 2010 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, miss y&t too. talked to (email) skip and a couple of those guys a little while back in trying to track down a copy of this wicked witch 45 i used to own. made me have nostalgias. as i recall there were seldom cute girls in there. mostly pasty faced cellar dwelling vinyl geeks like myself. spent an afteroon listening to 45s with jello biafra there once, and man can that guy talk.
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link
i have funny jello story for you! also i am drunk.
― sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Sex and the City 2 drinking game got me very drunk. Categories included: bad puns, white privilege, annoying music cues, "just for the ladies" moments, and racism.
― Simon H., Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:19 (thirteen years ago) link
don't go back to rockville
― sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:21 (thirteen years ago) link
tell the jello story! (plus i am slightly more drunk than before)
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:25 (thirteen years ago) link
email me dude, and i'll tell you the jello story
― sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:27 (thirteen years ago) link
yeh okey
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:28 (thirteen years ago) link
y know cuz i'm drunk might suck to post in retrospect
― sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:29 (thirteen years ago) link
"hey, where did the rest of your band go? you have more beer to finish up..."
― Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Saturday, 6 November 2010 09:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Hope you did your duty, Elvis.
Who gets drunk by themselves on a Sunday night? Me. Wanna do it more often, which is not good. Should take advantage of my current state and send http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif a messaage.
― Bryan, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh, I see. Just typing in Ch4ki's name made that gif show up.
― Bryan, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link
i did it again!
who is not afraid?!
― hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link
watching some zardoz
― hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link
it's reaaaally goodreaaaaally goodgreat dialogue
"the part where they play videos of naked babes wrestling to try to get sean connery's penis to rise is amazing
"this doesn't seem to affect him either!"
― hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Am I the only person 1) drunk and 2) awake right now?
(Not like I have anything IMPORTANT to do tomorrow....)
― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 05:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Who gets drunk by themselves on a Sunday night? Me. Wanna do it more often, which is not good.
FWIW, you are not alone. Although the idea of being in a group with me may seem even worse. :^P
― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 06:28 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm drunk. Called in sick today, and was asked not to make it up tomorrow. Whatever. The Whiskey will help with the sad pale cough on Thursday. "I'm feeling much better now, thanks." must be consumption or the vapors or feeling poorly. I'm troubled.
in the Wild Wild Turkey, there's no place I'd rather be.
― UiiiiiiiiiiiiD (Zachary Taylor), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 07:27 (thirteen years ago) link
This is probably silly, but when I was a kid I read in a novel that pneumonia was called consumption. I thought that sounded so romantic, "To be indisposed with consumption." I wanted pneumonia so badly, but instead I never was sick as a child, never had to miss school from being ill. Wild Turkey makes for a rough morning.
― JacobSanders, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 07:49 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk14/sudie70/drunk.gif
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/3628/bsjdrunkfall.jpg
― Space // Funk (Pillbox), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 07:50 (thirteen years ago) link
woo. it's 4:51 in the morning. bugger.
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
just swore at the hamster and the little bastard did'nt care
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link
must be some kinda commie racist
you might be Cricetinae but i'm wise to u
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
bollocks to you and the cat. some kinda fuckin' conspiracy. where is L when i want to annoy her?
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
waht is the hamster's name
― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
don't fuck with the cat -- it'll get u in the end
the hamster doesn't have a name, apart from Hammy sometimes, but usually just "the hamster". that's how we gat around the even-number rule
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link
well no wonder s/he's pissed
commie racists won't even give the poor kid a name
― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link
even-number of named things rule, dude. out of our control.
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link
or dudette, i dunno, shouldn't be gender specific
oh fuck this is not sober
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:05 (thirteen years ago) link
anyway, Swaziland. that's a sobering thought. life expectancy 31, over 50% of ppl in their 20s are HIV+, this is a sobering thought and reminds us how little agency we have int he world. what do you do about this? I wan to do dsomething at least
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link
what did u have in mind
i understand the swazi king does well for himself; is that what you meant?
― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't mean to be fflippant etc. I want to know how I can exercise whatever I can as a privelided westerner to make this shit better. i dunno.
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm gonna step aside and hope sarahel can fulfill this role now
good luck tomofthehungovernest
― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link
oh fuck it. I'll write properly in the morning when I can type str8
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link
:D
uggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah
oh yeah
i can i cant i can i cant i can i cant i can i cant i can
gprss. mcdonalds french fries. i went home early
why is ilx my home page. homegauge. loamplague. domesage. ownage.
― SEX-MEN: Worst Ass (Lamp), Saturday, 4 June 2011 05:28 (thirteen years ago) link
*like*
― markers, Saturday, 4 June 2011 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link