Types of bitches (as enumerated on a note found in a 3rd grade classroom)

waving my hand

waving my hand bitches

god i don't even like typing that word

waxing my hoodie

whacking my heinie

how old is 3rd grade btw?

9-10

wandering my habitrail

More like 8-9.

8-9 tbh

I suspect the teacher created the list

xp fark

waving my hand bitches

― Mr. Que, Friday, March 5, 2010 11:16 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

god i don't even like typing that word

― Mr. Que, Friday, March 5, 2010 11:16 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the grey knight

doesn't really seem like the handwriting/spelling/vocab of a third grader imo

lol my bad, 9-10 is 4th grade

not that i'm an expert haha

the teacher is a white man which makes this list sexist racist and classist HAT TRICK

wringin my hands

the grey knight

?

wrangling my hongro

btw i think one thing that would make this thread really unfun is speculating on the origin of the list.

doesn't really seem like the handwriting/spelling/vocab of a third grader imo

It could be, but what's starting to get to me about it is that they came up with 90 of them. I don't think a thirdgrader, or a group of them, would have the patience to come up with a 90 item list.

Sorry CAD. I couldn't resist responding to mookieproof.

kids are weird and mean, doesn't seem unlikely to me

wtg ilx

ilb

clearly this was the work of pope alexander VI, composed in 1501 and handed down through the ages before being surreptitiously placed by the opus dei in a 3rd classroom to foment an ILX race/sex war as a warmup for the 2012 apocalypse

what horror will 2011 bring

Oh hell, of course a third grader could come up with a 90-item list.

I don't know any third graders. It was just a guess.

I'd complain to a moderator, but hey - it was a moderator that started it. So that really just goes to show the attitude, doesn't it?

It was a "mod" that started it but not a moderator.

older bitches made this list def, im thinking 6th graders

yah

where is "bitches who drop private lists for teachers to find and mock us with"

What we really need is scans of the original list so we can do handwriting analysis!
But I still maintain that no lists actually existed and they were just holographic projections created by our own government.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4059/4406534065_6cd5214104_o.jpg

Definitely not a female, or a child's hand.
I think the Zodiac Killer wrote these lists.

11) hoche minh looking bitches

Hoax-creating bitches. According to the Internet, this list surfaced a year ago, only then it wasn't a DC third grader, it was a Baltimore 6th grader.

91) internet fun ruining bitches

;p

Links or it didn't happen.

http://s10.zetaboards.com/SOTF_V2/topic/603683/1/

http://joecarryon.tumblr.com/post/92699920/buchino-90-types-of-bitches-via-tylerincmyk

Feel like I've been cheated.

btw i think one thing that would make this thread really unfun is speculating on the origin of the list.

― call all destroyer, Friday, March 5, 2010 11:21 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark

I'm locking this thread and the poll threads. It wasn't my intention to attack anyone by posting it and I'm sorry. I thought it was both funny and horrifying and wanted to talk about it with others; I knew some people wouldn't think it was funny but I didn't figure someone would ask why they can't say "nigger" because of it.

I was looking for the link I posted several years ago to the also hilarious/horrifying racial slur dictionary to prove I wasn't being a hypocrite but this isn't an argument worth winning.