Weeping at how Jardel's Bolton spell was exactly what was needed to take him from being the mythical more than a goal-a-game man to a mere goal-a-game man. It's like Bradman's last innings duck.
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link
He's only scored twelve goals in his entire subsequent career, which is at least in theory still going.
Even more tragic: "Although he was top scorer three times, due to the use of coefficients based on each European league's standards, he only won twice, the 1998â99 and 2001â02 European Golden Boots. He lost out to Kevin Phillips in 1999â00 despite Phillips having scored six fewer goals than Jardel."
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Haha! Allardyce was his Eric Hollies
In invoking the "preternaturally immobile national heroes" I referenced Jared Borgetti, who was surely in the back of d-mac's mind upthread
― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lKne7ArLDs&feature=related
I think about this goal a lot, and can never quite work out how he did it.
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link
one of the better headers
― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty obviously just trying to head it back into the middle. jumped,turned, headed, no mystery.
― zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link
there's an amusing clip of him getting sonned by oguchi onyewu
― nakhchivan, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Nah, he clearly meant it - even though the angles involved mean it ought strictly to have been impossible.
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link
You Want To Believe.
his line of sight even follows where he thinks the ball is going...back across the goal.
― zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
am 100% certain that was intentional
― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
bc
― zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
'big call'? we're talking about JARED BORGETTI here, DUDE
― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link
no, bc = because. inviting u to do more than argue by assertion. aren't u an oxbridge dude? smh
― zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link
ok, in the replay you can see borgetti's strike partner dropping deep for the ball, in borgetti's direct eyeline, therefore he can surmise he is probably alone in the box and thus has no alternative but to go for goal
― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
plus, the shape on the header was a round-the-corner flick, whereas a nod across goal would have involved more of a front-of-head action
― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
plus, your 'eyeline' assertion stems from the fact he is JARED BORGETTI, thick of neck, and cannot actually turn his head any further given the direction his body is going in
― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link
plus, i know way more about soccerball than you
― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link
:D
agree he should know he is alone in the box, but still thinks he has no alternative but to play the percentage.
header was front of head, inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola.
zvookster aka the dreamstealer
― zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link
when i jump into an NFL thread all 'totally awesome play' when someone fumbles the ball into a team-mate's hands, remember this moment
― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
remember it well
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
99.94% in agreement w/lj here. Would be 100% but for one thing - Borgetti has the build of a whippet. Check that still, the neck is like a pencil.
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
it was said of some lines of sappho's that their economy rang with the fine awkwardness of truth. lj's new dn is finest in this wise!
― zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^has redeemed all of his posting in this thread and then some
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Ashamed I missed this thread but whoever said upthread that good strikers don't exist anymore is on some crazy talk.
― There's Always Been A Prance Element To (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 March 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Me, I think, though I do rate Bendtner obviously. I had originally scoffed at the idea that the days of Owens and Inzaghis were over, but there really don't seem to many of them around, and if there are they are not feted like they used to be.
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 8 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― nakhchivan, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link
srsly it wd be great if one of these ppl did something
hugo almeida scored 7 in 25 last season
― nakhchivan, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link
though almeida was like a utility DM tbh
― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Monday, 21 June 2010 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link
A goal from midfield! How about that?!
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link
that's a cross so good even a portuguese centre forward couldn't miss....
― nakhchivan, Monday, 21 June 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link
i) vaz te is playing for barnsleyii) pleae can everyone's favourite dagestani arrivistes sign ARIZA MAKAKULA
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link