Your ideal length of a film

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i can't at all rationalize getting a nice TV and/or Blu-Ray, but it sure would be nice

I got mine way back just before the Bears were in the Super Bowl and a lot of the stores had ridiculous sales that January. I was needing a new TV anyway, just had gotten a raise at work, and the deals were fantastic so I treated myself. Great decision. The only reason we got the Blu-Ray is because we got a PS3 for our wedding.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link

whichever Pirates of the Carribean film it was that had the Kraken drove me nuts. Big advantage of watching at home - you know exactly how long's left in a film. Big disadvantage of watching at home: you know exactly how long's left in a film. I'M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH??

I'm too stubborn when it comes to starting what I've finished (the other day I watched Jack from beginning to end ffs, and then, even worse, towards the end realised that this was something I'd done before). I have to take some tips from the folks in the 'films you left unfinished' topic.

o yeah the topic at hand. About 90 minutes is nice, so 90-110.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, using the very scientific method of selecting the films I had bothered to put up on my facebook info and checking imdb runtime listings, it seems my ideal film length would be 112.65 minutes long. I did have to discount two short films, though, but I think that separation is necessary.

For posterity, the longest film was The Saragossa Manuscript at 182 minutes, and the shortest was Daisies at 74.

emil.y, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I walked out halfway through Pirates of the Caribbean 2. That meant an hour waiting in the lobby for my friends who were driving and who refused to join me, but I'm pretty sure I had a better time flirting with pink haired popcorn girl than they did watching the film.

A shit film is a shit film regardless of length but any movie is going to struggle to convince me that it needs to be longer than 100 minutes.

niminy-piminy cricket (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRLKq-GQ5E

noted schloar (dyao), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Was Daisies that short?? It seemed soooo looooong the first time we watched it in class. Longest film I've seen is Satantango but we broke it up over 3 nights I think

This object perpetually attempts to sell itself on eBay. (Stevie D), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

daisies feels long coz no plot iirc

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

ideal length = 12hrs 40mins

http://www.reverseshot.com/files/images/pre-issue22/out_1_leaud.preview.jpg

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link

As long as it takes.

(ie, not voting)

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

otm

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

of course Daisies has a plot wtf

aztec gamera (zappi), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

While that's the correct answer, I still voted 70-90 minutes 'cause I miss terse little films.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Daisies reminded me of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, but I couldn't really tell you what the plot to that one is either (the having to give a history report or they won't become rock messiahs is more of a bogus formality than actual plot device)

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

is daisies the one about the two czech chicks? tbh i haven't seen it in nine years. not exactly overflowing with plot iirc but who can say.

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Sherlock Jr is perfect at around 40 minutes, Berlin Alexanderplatz is great at 13+ hours.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

BA is a tv series

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, we know

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, one is blonde (Bill) and the other is brunette (Ted). They have a food fight, which I remembered reading was controversial because they wasted perfectly good food? Was it Czech or Polish, though?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

It's Czech. I am both bemused and amused at the Bill & Ted comparison.

emil.y, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

if a film is good, it doesn't really matter to me how long it is.

hobbes, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

+1 for whoever sd 80 min is the perfect length for a movie

Lamp, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I might have actually sat through an 80-minute Gone With the Wind.

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

70-80 is a sweet spot

autotuna fish (Tape Store), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

My concentration at home is totally shot, thanks to the internet. At least I'm FORCED to watch the damn thing in the theatre (which makes me resent the bloated running times).

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

in a theater i don't mind any length, really but if i'm watching at home, I get antsy for anything over 90 minutes, so I voted 90-110

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, March 9, 2010 8:02 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

i cosign this 100%

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

when i get a movie from netflix and it's like 130 mins i'm always like *grooooaaan*

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

years of smoking have made it p much impossible for me to watch a 120+ movie in the theater

Lamp, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

at least long films in the olde days had entr'actes in the middle so you could break for the day or whatever

hobbes, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

90-110, always kinda pissed if I see it's over 2h on the DVD case/movie listing, even if it's something i can't wait to see.

da croupier, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

long movies at home > long movies in the theater

can take it at your own pace / don't miss key scenes in the inevitable bathroom breaks / watch the rest tomorrow / etc.

iatee, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

That would be easier if I didn't get the itch to go on ILM, check email, Facebook, etc every ten minutes.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i can usually stash the computer for the length of the film -- i pretty much can never not fall asleep tho

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

ILM, check email, Facebook

I have no problem doing this + watching the movie at the same time

iatee, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

but I am part of generation ADD

iatee, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't mind long movies so much at home because I can always pause them and take a break to go do something else if I want to, but hate getting stuck at the theater with a long movie.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

pausing/resuming movies after more than a few minutes kind of gets me out of movie mode.. loss of momentum etc..

hobbes, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I do like skipping past credits and trailers. It offends me when I have to sit through'em in the theatre.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

trailers are the work of satan; i like a good ol' opening credits scene, though. gotta go for The Full Effect

hobbes, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

As long as it takes.

(ie, not voting)

― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:13 (3 hours ago) Bookmark

hey, there's the >150 option.

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 20 March 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 21 March 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

ADD

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 March 2010 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/3251/josemourinho6.jpg

nakhchivan, Sunday, 21 March 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

(my vote for 130-150 btw)

that screenshot from satantango is great, i thought i could never get tired of narcoleptic long takes of desolate hungarian plains but jancso managed it in 'the round up' (95 mins)

the relation between runtime and boredom isn't always obvious

nakhchivan, Sunday, 21 March 2010 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link

what the actual blazing fuck, 25 of you savages

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link

NAME ME 10 ALL-TIME MOVIES OTHER THAN LIKE VIDEODROME THAT FALL INTO THAT CATEGORY

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link

110 mins pls

cozen, Sunday, 21 March 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link

1. Killer of Sheep

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Sunday, 21 March 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

2. Bicycle Thief (93 minutes total, but who watches credits?)

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Sunday, 21 March 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

er Thieves

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Sunday, 21 March 2010 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link

7. Persona

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Sunday, 21 March 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link

8. Rashomon

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Sunday, 21 March 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Detour's pretty good I guess, not sure about 'all-time'

oh wait I forgot Bergman, also iirc 'Alphaville' is quite short and an all-timer of mine

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

9. Breathless

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Sunday, 21 March 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ godard convergence

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

His Girl Friday is 92

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link

10. Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link

ok you are not savages

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link

but you're still wrong :D

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I probably would have voted 90-110, but definitely would have voted 80-100.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

would have voted 100-120 but can perfectly understand a vote for 80-100 - the number of A++ movies that fall between 90 and 100 minutes is frankly huge

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link

One of Fantastic Mr Fos's many virtues was its 80 minute length. More, please!

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago) link

*Fox

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Pickpocket, L'argent, Mouchette, Lancelot du lac, Los olvidados, Viridiana, L'atalante, Umberto D., Sullivan's Travels, Palm Beach Story, 39 Steps, Cabinet of Dr. Calgari, Lift to the Scaffold, Pickup on South Street, Show Me Love, Lady From Shanghai, Battleship Potemkin all purty good

triumph of the will the insult comic dog (zvookster), Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

ok there is no doubting there are classics in the 70-90 range, but what I am saying is that there are enormously more in higher ranges

however, i guess the question is 'how long would you most often like a film to be' so all 25 of you just like films to be shorter maybe

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:44 (fourteen years ago) link

There's some perfect 3-hour films but they're just gonna sit in my stack at home getting resented for weeks before i get to them. i checked out Petrified Forest last week - that little "82 minutes" on the back cover makes my face look like i'm about to tap some ass.

Cosmo Vitelli, Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Novels should be within 50 pages/however many words that is of The Great Gatsby, btw.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Sunday, 21 March 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link


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