and finish off with a little Lelandesque dance.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
jerry's accompanying dance during "little lambs eat ivy" is A+++
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link
yes! jerry and ben do a little pas de deux iirc
― famous for hating everything (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link
fuck cherry pie! What about that candied boar's head that Jerry goes off on ... or those brie and butter baugettes?Also -- not enough is said about Jeffery Beaumont's uneaten grilled cheese sandwich ... but maybe that's off-topic.
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Friday, 19 March 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
candied boar's head = smoked cheese pig iirc
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link
i love the scenes where ben and jerry bond over food. such a great double act
― teresa banks (r1o natsume), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i've nearly finished this btw, about 6 episodes to go
man i hope catherine martell gets it
― teresa banks (r1o natsume), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
when the show originally aired i belonged to a twin peaks "discussion group" that met in a small local bookstore. we would watch episodes, pass around copies of sherilyn fenn's playboy pictorial, discuss the symbolic significance of owls, all while eating donuts and cherry pie. no brie sandwiches though.
― by another name (amateurist), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link
when complete you should pause for about one month and then proceed directly to Fire Walk With Me.
― MOY WEIRD ANIMAL SKILETON (Jon Lewis), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
actually you should rewind the world by about two years and THEN watch the film.
― by another name (amateurist), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
CUT TO:INT. BENJAMIN HORNE’S OFFICE - DAYWe FOCUS on a CLOSE-UP of two green books vertically propped open on the floor with the binding up. We PAN UP to JERRY HORNE who is squatting on the floor near the books. JERRY holds a smoked cheese, in the shape of a pig, clenched in both hands along with a knife in his right hand. JERRY savoringly looks over the smoked cheese pig.JERRY Brother Ben, we’ve got two ledgers and one smoked cheese pig. Which one do we burn? We FOCUS on a WIDE-SHOT of the office, BENJAMIN HORNE, holding a cigar, sits next to JERRY on the floor. Behind BEN and JERRY is a small fire in the fireplace. JERRY turns to BEN.JERRY And it ain’t gonna be my pig. JERRY starts to naw on his cheese pig. BEN taps his index finger on the green ledger closest to him.BENJAMIN The real ledger shows the mill slowly seeking into bankruptcy, masterminded by Catherine. The one she faked, for public consumption, shows the mill turning a healthy profit. JERRY So which one do we burn? JERRY returns to chewing on his cheese pig.BENJAMIN Catherine’s dead. We put all of our money on Josie. Catherine takes the fall for the fire. Josie profits the insurance money, sells us the mill and the land and ... nah, wait a minute. BEN snaps his fingers.BENJAMIN First she has to get dear Pete to sign on the dotted line. JERRY Why does Pete have to sign? BENJAMIN Andrew’s will calls for Catherine or her heirs to approve of any sale. JERRY So which one do we burn? JERRY returns to eating his cheese pig.BENJAMIN Once Josie sells us the mill we could get a better price if it appears to be more profitable. JERRY So we burn the real one. BENJAMIN On the other hand, the real one would hold up under any future scrutiny. JERRY Depending upon on how one looks at the situation it appears ... they both have merit. BENJAMIN I know. BEN looks at JERRY.BENJAMIN Maybe we should burn both of them. Smiling, JERRY looks at BEN.JERRY (amused tone) It looks like we are one hundred percent certain that we’re not sure. BENJAMIN Jer, obviously something requires burning ... and since we don’t want to set fire to your smoked ... cheese ... pig. BEN stands up, pats his brother on the back and moves to his desk.BENJAMIN Why don’t we uh ... BEN opens a drawer of his desk.BENJAMIN ... try these? BEN lifts up a bag of ...JERRY (excited) Marshmallows! Ben, where are those hickory sticks?! FADE OUT
INT. BENJAMIN HORNE’S OFFICE - DAY
We FOCUS on a CLOSE-UP of two green books vertically propped open on the floor with the binding up. We PAN UP to JERRY HORNE who is squatting on the floor near the books. JERRY holds a smoked cheese, in the shape of a pig, clenched in both hands along with a knife in his right hand. JERRY savoringly looks over the smoked cheese pig.
JERRY
Brother Ben, we’ve got two ledgers and one smoked cheese pig. Which one do we burn?
We FOCUS on a WIDE-SHOT of the office, BENJAMIN HORNE, holding a cigar, sits next to JERRY on the floor. Behind BEN and JERRY is a small fire in the fireplace. JERRY turns to BEN.
And it ain’t gonna be my pig.
JERRY starts to naw on his cheese pig. BEN taps his index finger on the green ledger closest to him.
BENJAMIN
The real ledger shows the mill slowly seeking into bankruptcy, masterminded by Catherine. The one she faked, for public consumption, shows the mill turning a healthy profit.
So which one do we burn?
JERRY returns to chewing on his cheese pig.
Catherine’s dead. We put all of our money on Josie. Catherine takes the fall for the fire. Josie profits the insurance money, sells us the mill and the land and ... nah, wait a minute.
BEN snaps his fingers.
First she has to get dear Pete to sign on the dotted line.
Why does Pete have to sign?
Andrew’s will calls for Catherine or her heirs to approve of any sale.
JERRY returns to eating his cheese pig.
Once Josie sells us the mill we could get a better price if it appears to be more profitable.
So we burn the real one.
On the other hand, the real one would hold up under any future scrutiny.
Depending upon on how one looks at the situation it appears ... they both have merit.
I know.
BEN looks at JERRY.
Maybe we should burn both of them.
Smiling, JERRY looks at BEN.
(amused tone) It looks like we are one hundred percent certain that we’re not sure.
Jer, obviously something requires burning ... and since we don’t want to set fire to your smoked ... cheese ... pig.
BEN stands up, pats his brother on the back and moves to his desk.
Why don’t we uh ...
BEN opens a drawer of his desk.
... try these?
BEN lifts up a bag of ...
(excited) Marshmallows! Ben, where are those hickory sticks?!
FADE OUT
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
The show came on the air at the exact time when at 19yo I was leaving Minnesota for the first time to move to the Northwest; it was some nice dovetailing.
― MOY WEIRD ANIMAL SKILETON (Jon Lewis), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
ah the way he delivers this line killed me!
― teresa banks (r1o natsume), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
That's a great scene. The line I loved best was Jerry's gee-whiz excitement when he says, "It looks like we are one hundred percent certain that we’re not sure."
― clemenza, Friday, 19 March 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
i was horribly sick the entire time this originally aired with stomach problems, and hospitalized twice during the run. honestly waiting for this show weekly saved my life a few times.
― akm, Friday, 19 March 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^lol for my part, I had v severe colitis all through the show's run. Finale happened shortly after my surgery iirc. It was indeed precious sustenance.
― MOY WEIRD ANIMAL SKILETON (Jon Lewis), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
XXP Shasta:I mean I ate it but I didn’t really know what it was. Then I read about it in this French magazine and they take the entire head and dip it in a kind of aplomage pudding. Then they roll it in oats. And stuff it full of walnuts and hot rocks and a spice cookie. They wrap it in popingnon. You seal the edges with a sugar glaze. Then you bake it under glass.
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit.
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 March 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Doesn't that sound incredible?
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Friday, 19 March 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
For the marathon you should get some friends together and rehearse the "Just You And I" song and then come in and play that during one of the breaks.
― Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 20 March 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Music: Angelo BadalamentiLyrics: David LynchStandard tuning (EADGBE low to high)Intro :E |--------10-8--------|--------10-8---|-------7-5-------|-------7-5---|B |------8------8h10p8-|------8------8-|-----5-----------|-----5-----5-|G |----9---------------|----9----------|---5-------5h7p5-|---5---------|D |-10-----------------|-10------------|-7---------------|-7-----------|A |--------------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------|E |--------------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------|(Repeat)Verse 1 :E |--------10-8--------|--------10-8---|-------7-5-------|-------7-5---|B |------8------8h10p8-|------8------8-|-----5-----------|-----5-----5-|G |----9---------------|----9----------|---5-------5h7p5-|---5---------|D |-10-----------------|-10------------|-7---------------|-7-----------|A |--------------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------|E |--------------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------|(Repeat)E |-------5h6p5-----|-------5h6p5-----|-------7h8p7-----|-------7h8p7-----|B |---6---------6---|---6---------6---|---8---------8---|---8---------8---|G |-----5---------5-|-----5-----------|-----7---------7-|-----7---------7-|D |-7---------------|-7-------------7/|-9---------------|-9---------------|A |-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|E |-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|E |--------10-8--------|--------10-8---|-------7h8p7-----|-------7-----|B |------8------8h10p8-|------8------8-|---8---------8---|-----8---8---|G |----9---------------|----9----------|-----7---------7-|---7-------7-|D |-10-----------------|-10------------|-9---------------|-9-----------|A |--------------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------|E |--------------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------|Verse 2:Play first 12 measures of Verse 1, then these last 4 measures:E |--------10-8--------|--------8-----|-----------------|-----------------|B |------8------8h10p8-|------8---8---|-11------11------|-11------11------|G |----9---------------|----9-------9-|----9-------9----|----9-------9----|D |-10-----------------|-10-----------|------10------10-|------10------10-|A |--------------------|--------------|-----------------|-----------------|E |--------------------|--------------|-----------------|-----------------|Bridge (?) the 'In love we go strolling together' part :E |-------5h6p5-----|-------5h6p5-----|-------7h8p7-----|-------7h8p7-----|B |---6---------6---|---6---------6---|---8---------8---|---8---------8---|G |-----5---------5-|-----5-----------|-----7---------7-|-----7---------7-|D |-7---------------|-7-------------7/|-9---------------|-9---------------|A |-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|E |-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|E |--------10-8--------|--------8-----|-----------------|-----------------|B |------8------8h10p8-|------8---8---|-11------11------|-11------11------|G |----9---------------|----9-------9-|----9-------9----|----9-------9----|D |-10-----------------|-10-----------|------10------10-|------10------10-|A |--------------------|--------------|-----------------|-----------------|E |--------------------|--------------|-----------------|-----------------|Repeat first 4 measures of the 'Bridge', then:E |--------10-8--------|--------8-----|-------7h8p7-----|-----------------|B |------8------8h10p8-|------8---8---|---8---------8---|-----------------|G |----9---------------|----9-------9-|-----7---------7-|-----------------|D |-10-----------------|-10-----------|-9---------------|-9---------------|A |--------------------|--------------|-----------------|-----------------|E |--------------------|--------------|-----------------|-----------------|Repeat 'Verse 1' again, then repeat the intro and fade it out ..lyrics:Just you And IJust You And ITogther forever In loveJust you And IJust You And ITogether forever In loveIn loveWe go strolling togetherIn loveWe go strolling foreverOh oh ohJust you And IJust You And ITogther forever In loveJust you And IJust you And I(Fade Out)
Standard tuning (EADGBE low to high)
Intro :
E |--------10-8--------|--------10-8---|-------7-5-------|-------7-5---|B |------8------8h10p8-|------8------8-|-----5-----------|-----5-----5-|G |----9---------------|----9----------|---5-------5h7p5-|---5---------|D |-10-----------------|-10------------|-7---------------|-7-----------|A |--------------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------|E |--------------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------|
(Repeat)
Verse 1 :
E |-------5h6p5-----|-------5h6p5-----|-------7h8p7-----|-------7h8p7-----|B |---6---------6---|---6---------6---|---8---------8---|---8---------8---|G |-----5---------5-|-----5-----------|-----7---------7-|-----7---------7-|D |-7---------------|-7-------------7/|-9---------------|-9---------------|A |-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|E |-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
E |--------10-8--------|--------10-8---|-------7h8p7-----|-------7-----|B |------8------8h10p8-|------8------8-|---8---------8---|-----8---8---|G |----9---------------|----9----------|-----7---------7-|---7-------7-|D |-10-----------------|-10------------|-9---------------|-9-----------|A |--------------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------|E |--------------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------|
Verse 2:
Play first 12 measures of Verse 1, then these last 4 measures:
E |--------10-8--------|--------8-----|-----------------|-----------------|B |------8------8h10p8-|------8---8---|-11------11------|-11------11------|G |----9---------------|----9-------9-|----9-------9----|----9-------9----|D |-10-----------------|-10-----------|------10------10-|------10------10-|A |--------------------|--------------|-----------------|-----------------|E |--------------------|--------------|-----------------|-----------------|
Bridge (?) the 'In love we go strolling together' part :
Repeat first 4 measures of the 'Bridge', then:
E |--------10-8--------|--------8-----|-------7h8p7-----|-----------------|B |------8------8h10p8-|------8---8---|---8---------8---|-----------------|G |----9---------------|----9-------9-|-----7---------7-|-----------------|D |-10-----------------|-10-----------|-9---------------|-9---------------|A |--------------------|--------------|-----------------|-----------------|E |--------------------|--------------|-----------------|-----------------|
Repeat 'Verse 1' again, then repeat the intro and fade it out ..
lyrics:
Just you And IJust You And ITogther forever In love
Just you And IJust You And ITogether forever In love
In loveWe go strolling togetherIn loveWe go strolling foreverOh oh oh
Just you And IJust you And I
(Fade Out)
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 20 March 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6468/trophycase.jpg
― caek, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Do you want to play with fire, little boy?Do you want to play with BOB?
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2351/63810061221114lo.jpg
― caek, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link
dope images on http://twinpeaksarchive.blogspot.com/
― caek, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2271/bobz.gif
― caek, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Not enough is said about Little Jimmy Scott's appearance on this show.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
It certainly made me buy a couple of Little Jimmy Scott records!
― Deez Teatz (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link
anyone mention how similar the pilots to on the air and 30 rock are? both based on the eddie murphy years of snl i believe.
― abanana, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
i noticed that sebastian from blade runner makes a brief appearance in the diner during series one
― teresa banks (r1o natsume), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link
j.f. sebastian i mean
― teresa banks (r1o natsume), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
is Ned still living life not having seen Eraserhead?
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link
i noticed that sebastian from blade runner makes a brief appearance in the diner during series one― teresa banks (r1o natsume), Tuesday, March 23, 2010 12:34 PM (1 hour ago)
― teresa banks (r1o natsume), Tuesday, March 23, 2010 12:34 PM (1 hour ago)
??? i'm trying to figure out who who mean... but are you sure this is not kyle's brother? there's like an intense close up and sidepan when he says something like "HOT DAMN THAT'S ONE FINE CUP OF COFFEE"?
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Larry is not in Twin Peaks. sorry
― famous for hating everything (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jJSCzAHbXm4/S6MZ8H_PiCI/AAAAAAAAH3Y/G-3n73p-4Ro/s1600-h/63821_08_122_940lo.jpg
― by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 06:26 (fourteen years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jJSCzAHbXm4/S4AEiZLJ-BI/AAAAAAAAH0A/ngsVsQeZPZw/s1600-h/FinderScreenSnapz001.jpg
arrgh
― by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 06:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Will try & help, let's see if I end up looking the fool...
― krakow, Thursday, 25 March 2010 10:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh, I don't know. Sorry.
― krakow, Thursday, 25 March 2010 10:48 (fourteen years ago) link
For reasons that are beyond my interent technology comprehension, those kind of Blogger image urls aren't read as image links. If you try to host an image with a source URL like that on imgur, for example, it will tell you that the URL is not recognized. Since I've noticed it with those types of Blogger urls, I'm thinking maybe there is some kind of anti-hotlinking... magical spell... attached to the image source folder, maybe?
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 25 March 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Those pics work fine if you have images turned off; I just click on the link and they open.
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 25 March 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, you can view them in a browser directly by their URL. You just can't hotlink them.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 25 March 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Preventum Hotlinkarious!
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 25 March 2010 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm watching "Dreamscape" right now and Jerry Horne and Hank are both in it.
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 25 March 2010 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link
That movie was on heavy paid movie channel rotation when I was a kid and I must have seen it a million times. I loved it so much. He was also in Commando, which I've also seen a million times. Remember when I promised to kill you last? I LIED.
IMDB says that Jerry Horne was also in an ABC After School Special entitled "Date Rape," which think I am comfortable never, ever watching.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link
I probably said this up thread but Jerry Horne was also the lead singer of an obscure NYC no-wave band.
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Jerry Horne also shows up the commie rabble-rouser in excellent Abel Ferrara/Christopher Walker/Chris Penn/Vincent Gallo gangster movie The Funeral
― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm pretty certain it's kimmy robertson aka lucy we're seeing in these new burger king commercials. so much beef for $3.99!
― andrew m., Thursday, 25 March 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link
yep that was mentioned upthread
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 25 March 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link