good salad btw--i saw jacques pepin make one once on PBS, he poached the egg in like 2 inches of olive oil
― max, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link
where to start
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, March 23, 2010 4:38 PM
I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard. I ordered a salad. I ordered it hard.
― ☀☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
"Salad is not man food," they mocked. Oh, but it is. I ordered a final round of beers. Then I picked up the check.
― ☀☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link
pooping before bathing in your tub of buffalo wings
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
but what about:
And my girlfriend and I, well, let's just say we had the whoopee time.And my girlfriend and I, well, let's just say we had the whoopee time.And my girlfriend and I, well, let's just say we had the whoopee time.And my girlfriend and I, well, let's just say we had the whoopee time.And my girlfriend and I, well, let's just say we had the whoopee time.And my girlfriend and I, well, let's just say we had the whoopee time.And my girlfriend and I, well, let's just say we had the whoopee time.And my girlfriend and I, well, let's just say we had the whoopee time.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
And my girlfriend and I, well, let's just say we had the whoopee time.
xpost HA!
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Calories are "fun points." The more "fun points," the tastier the belly filler.
― ☀☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
"""""""""fun points"""""""""
this guy needs to advertise his services, like:
john devore, a local "dude," will talk to you about what is manly and how it is different from what you might think.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link
first of all, i want to know why this is on cnn.com? what is the market for this? do people read articles on cnn.com aside from actual news?
secondly, how is it that articles like this get pitched/accepted/assigned like... 5 years after a meme like "man food" became a "thing". if you had shown the text of this to me undated i would've been all "no way this was written after 2005, not a chance"
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link
had no idea that calories were fun points. i mean, i like fun!
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/lists/reasons-why-chocolate-drink-yoohoo-rocks-blog
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe once age and decrepitude have strip-mined by palette, I'll think about swilling a Yoo-Hoo. The risk-taking of a convalescent. But even then, I doubt I'll wrap my wrinkled lips around a Yoo-Hoo jar.
Read more: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/lists/reasons-why-chocolate-drink-yoohoo-rocks-blog#ixzz0j2EUvn70
someone get howie long to comment on this
― ☀☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
uuuuuuuuuuughh did he really say "whoopee time" -- was this even edited? C'MON MAN
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
okay, so maybe it's satire!
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe?
no
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.johndevore.com/
i mean look at the guy
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link
he says he's a satirist so it must be satire
― harbl, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link
take him down on twitter j0rdan s. like you took down JOSE CANSECO
i have to know if he has kids
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
is it possible that he trojan horsed cnn?
He's Facebook friends with ghost rider.
― jam master (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
lol.
how's your little mansalad there, john.
― gelatinous rube (brownie), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Editor's note: John DeVore is a former editor at Maxim magazine and maxim.com and former host of "The DeVore and Diana Show" on Sirius XM radio. He currently offers man-centric perspectives as a columnist at Guyspeak.com and TheFrisky.com. He's a lifelong food freak and yo-yo dieter and speaks fluent "dude."
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
hmmmm
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
omg fuck this guy
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
shit that looks like an onion website but isn't
http://www.guyspeak.com/
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 23 March 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
If a guy confines a girl to the friend zone, does that always mean he finds her unattractive?Panama Jackson answered this question on March 23, 2010 12:00 PM
Not at all. You can be the most attractive woman on Earth and be relegated to the friend zone. You see, you might ALSO be batsh*t crazy. There's no easier way to end up in the friend zone then pure insanity.
You see, ugly women end up in the friend zone by default. They don't get put there. They just live there because most men will not attempt to romance or win the love of a busted broad.
And even still, attractive women pretty much have to go way far out there to end up in the friend zone. Men will put up with a lot from attractive women. We'll deal with her strange comments and terrible taste in music. We'll build really big wooden horses and storm beaches until one of our homeboy's gets shot in his why-are-you-famous achilles heel. But there is always a point where you've gone too far. And it varies by man.
For instance, I couldn't deal with a really hot chick that got violent after being drunk. And I mean violent with pool sticks and throwing kettles into pots to make formal introductions.
So inconclusion, read my lips. If you're in the friend zone, it's probably not just because you are unattractive. You might be hot. It's probably because you are insane.
Thank you and good night.
It was written.
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 23 March 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
oh dear God
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
lol oh boy
http://www.guyspeak.com/personas/reformed-player/
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 23 March 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link
o_O
― harbl, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Didn't Dave Eggers used to freelance/edit Maxim or some lad mag?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Esquire
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Eggers worked briefly at Esquire, which is a men's magazine but a touch classier than Maxim.
― jam master (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link
That seems a bit like saying Playboy is a touch classier than Juggs.
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
esquire occasionally has some good stuff
― just sayin, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Esquire used to (and maybe still does) run fiction and long form essays--don't think Maxim ever has. Esquire has gotten a lot trashier in the past few years, but still.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
maxim = #1 source for biting satire
― ☀☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
http://shirleytemplebar.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/maxim-laceychabert2.jpg
― ☀☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
This guy's shit reads so much like he's trying to overcompensate for complete lack of balls imo.
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link
IM A MAN WOMEN ARE CRAZY SLUTS PS I EAT SALAD
I mean wtf.
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link
For those of you who aren't familiar with this gender normative term
glad this guy went to college!
― it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link
lollll
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Police: Shirtless man with sword 'hunting werewolves'
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Should we tell Mr. Smedley?
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Schizophrenic, Psychotic or Meth?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Why not a trifecta, really.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link
now why would you make fun of someone who's trying to protect us all?
― ksh, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Still, how could I have been such easy prey? Scam victims tend to be single, lonely, and economically insecure with low financial literacy. I am none of those things. I’m closer to the opposite. I’m a journalist who had a weekly column in the “Business” section of the New York Times.
lol
― budo jeru, Friday, 16 February 2024 05:02 (three months ago) link
The fact she honestly fell for "dont tell anyone, stick cash in a box and hand it to a guy who wont show you any ID" is just mindblowing.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 16 February 2024 05:46 (three months ago) link
Yeah, single and arguably lonely here, but I’d never do that.
― Josefa, Friday, 16 February 2024 05:52 (three months ago) link
doesn't seem like one of the best examples of this scam, but some acquaintances of friends and coworkers have been scammed by similar, if more elegant, schemes and the two things in common are immediate threats to life/livelihood and the implication that hanging up the phone will have immediate consequences
I have some sympathy and would like to point my finger and laugh, but the stigma of the whole thing means a lot of people never report that they were scammed and that's how this shit keeps happening
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 16 February 2024 14:59 (three months ago) link
also, I would never fall for something like this, obv
(please do not put that as my epitaph when I fall for something)
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 16 February 2024 15:00 (three months ago) link
can someone please summarise for the paywall-challenged?
― koogs, Friday, 16 February 2024 15:37 (three months ago) link
(oh, it's fine on the desktop browser, didn't work on the phone this morning when i looked)
― koogs, Friday, 16 February 2024 15:38 (three months ago) link
in short: phoned up and told their identity had been stolen, was being used by miscreants of some description, that their bank wasn't safe, to take out a bunch of money and give it to some bloke who pinky-sweared he was from the cia.
― koogs, Friday, 16 February 2024 15:46 (three months ago) link
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, February 16, 2024 8:59 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
i want to be clear that her status as a scam victim is not what's worthy of derision. it's the framing of "How could I possibly be a clueless rube? I'm a financial advice columnist for the New York Times!"
― budo jeru, Friday, 16 February 2024 16:18 (three months ago) link
100%
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 16 February 2024 16:46 (three months ago) link
https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/02/style/germany-adidas-soccer-jersey-nazi-symbol-controversy-intl-hnk/index.html
― calstars, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 00:19 (one month ago) link
oh no
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 15:07 (one month ago) link
Chechnya has reportedly banned all music outside of the 80 - 116 BPM range, effectively forbidding techno and other dance music genres from the regionhttps://t.co/f4ImYNDMud— DJ Mag (@DJmag) April 8, 2024
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 April 2024 15:40 (one month ago) link
Devastating for Chechnya's Slowcore scene
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 9 April 2024 15:42 (one month ago) link
Wowww. Would love to see the courtroom argument about 80 bpm footwork tracks with a backbeat. Also amapiano, dancehall, and NOLA bounce are about to become hot commodities in Chechnya.
― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 15:49 (one month ago) link
This is an anti-gay measure to be sure
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 9 April 2024 15:54 (one month ago) link
― tobo73, Tuesday, 9 April 2024 18:10 (one month ago) link
Dave & Buster's will begin allowing customers to bet on arcade games“Customers can soon make a friendly $5 wager on a Hot Shots basketball game, a bet on a Skee-Ball competition or on another arcade game.” https://t.co/lmqLaXN5QU— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 30, 2024
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 19:59 (one month ago) link