Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

you have a pretty narrow description of what an addict is

I just think there are different levels and types of addiction. I don't think Linds needs booze and coke just to wake up in the morning...

Angie:

http://www.superphotospace.com/images/thumb/ang_jolie_nj1_4497c80dccbf0-t.jpg
http://www.makemeheal.com/gossip/uploaded_images/angelina_jolie_nose_job2-715881.jpg

wow, yea

Wow! Well fair play, I wouldn't have noticed unless it was pointed out.

something about angelina and paris' pre-job noses softens them up in a really nice way

Yeah I totally agree. Angie's new nose makes her look very severe...

There's something really creepy about how nosejobs subtly change the whole character of someone's face. I can't help but think of someone getting rhinoplasty for non-medical reasons as a symptom of some pretty serious shame and self-loathing.

aww her old nose is just like mine.

i'm totally getting a nose job when i can afford it. except mine's definitely bigger than either paris or angelina's old ones. so i don't think it would make me look harsh, just like, better.

SO FUNNY i just reconnected with my choir teacher from back home - we were at the same high school as LiLo. she told me she had her in Choir for 2 years! ha. imagine Llindsay Lohan practicing scales??

http://www.kankakeecountysheriff.com/kamegphotos/scale2Large.jpg

"la la la la la la la"

key change

"la la la la la la la"

funny picture =)

I like Angelina's old nose better.

i dunno if we've alrady seen this trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE-ooqn_Gbw

That looks sort of cool.

... that looks pretty awful.

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"Who gave you this?!?" LOL

"I know who killed me"

i love title soundbytes

I know who kill her too!! xD the boyfriend, look at the flowers he gave her rose in this special color blue!he kill her! he is a serial killer! sorry for my english im from poland xD

hahaha

I would only ever see this movie to hear her say the titular line; I'm glad it's in the trailer, thus saving me time and $.

They say at one point, Lindsay boasted, "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want."

"I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."

http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/27/lindsay-i-wasnt-driving-the-black-kid-was/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA stupkd biotch

So now they are spinning this into a racial thing. Sheesh, TMZ you really have to come up with something "newsworthy" every hour, don't ya? I think it's sort of sad that the internet has created an even greater hunger for gossip. (Check out what Perez has to say about how many page views he had! Crazeee!)

The studio isn't releasing the movie on a "grand scale" or the cinemas refuse to. Either way, it's in a lot less cinemas now. Which means that her career is going downhill faster than Herbie on valium.

That deal her mom inked isn't going through if I remember well. Thank god.

Sheesh, TMZ you really have to come up with something "newsworthy" every hour, don't ya? I think it's sort of sad that the internet has created an even greater hunger for gossip.

YOU ARE FEEDING THE MACHINE

Thank god.

YOU ARE ALSO FEEDING THAT MACHINE

I would only ever see this movie to hear her say the titular line

Mmm, titular

Sheesh, TMZ you really have to come up with something "newsworthy" every hour, don't ya?

It's a gossip site, fer fuck's sake! This is like saying, "Sheesh, honeybees, you really have to find a lot of flowers every day to 'pollinate,' don't ya?"

Ronnie says he was so fearful, he jumped out of the vehicle as it accelerated. Just as he hit the ground, he says Lindsay ran over his foot and just kept going.

Dante says they were going 100 MPH. They say Lindsay caught up with the assistant and began doing circles on PCH, around the assistant's car.

Dante realized the mother was driving to the police station

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/07/0726_lindsay_ex_2.jpg

<I>Sheesh, TMZ you really have to come up with something "newsworthy" every hour, don't ya?</I>

<I>It's a gossip site, fer fuck's sake! This is like saying, "Sheesh, honeybees, you really have to find a lot of flowers every day to 'pollinate,' don't ya?"</I>

WOW I HADNT NOTICED! There I was checking TMZ for bread recipes!!!

I meant that the internet makes it all go so much faster. People used to have to wait until the next day. I mean, shit, I don't buy any more mags because by the time they hit the stands, the news is already old.

So excited I didn't convert to Perezism BBcode.

LL is gonna have one hell of a biopic.

I hope they make it a tv movie, and I hope they get Cybill Shepherd to play her since she did such a great job on the Martha Stewart tv movie. Age discrepancies be damned.

god this whole story is so ridiculous
the 911 call is funny

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/0726_lohan_911.mp3

LOL the martha movie

give her another 2 or 3 years and LL will look like Cybill Shepherd.

she wishes

It amazes me that she can do all this crazy shit having had enough of a sense of humor and foresight about herself to participate in this sketch:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/04/04tmono.phtml

http://www.thismoment.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/blog/cybill.jpg

hubba bubba

cute SNL

youn cybil is hard to beat

young

THE INTERNET IS MAKING THE WORLD GO FASTER

HALP LOL xpost

haha

the only odd thing about this is it's so public and her helpers aren't earning their keep. young hollywood actors doing drugs and drinking too much isn't a major development in the business's history.

i kind of didn't realize this was also a CARJACKING! thanks for the link. here's how the ny daily news wrote about it:

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/07/28/2007-07-28_inside_lilos_crazy_ride_from_hell.html

it is kind of funny that it's the WHITE guy who's called "dante nigro"

Am I the only one who thinks that all the before pictures of Angelina Jolie's nose are actually of Mena Suvari?

lol i think so but i guess i kno what you mean

Anyway, it occurs to me that I don't really think of Jolie as some sort of superstar at all. I think the only film I've seen with her in it was Gia and I only saw about half of that! She's supposed to be so crazy or whatever, but then why is she with Brad Pitt? And she looks so boring in every picture I've ever seen of her.

Gia's pretty good tho cliche. u should see Girl INterrupted, that's a pretty fucking great performance. she might look boring but she also looks like somebody drew her and forgot to give her any flaws.