batshit rightwing cartoonists 2010

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political cartoons aren't supposed to be funny

they can be better, wittier, and more insightful than these, tho.

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They could make more money selling their batshit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guano

well... you are hot

ile board descriptions that never stood a snowball's chance

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Obviously the guy in rags makes too much to get medicare or subsidies

Doesn't that seem to be arguing for the HRC? I mean all of those people could be insurance companies, and the last frame seems to explicitly state that 'lack of insurance = no care' is a bad thing. I don't know...

i mean, the obamacare waiting room was funny, i'll admit. but these others . . .

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, March 29, 2010 9:40 AM

that Dees guy is hilarious

http://www.worldmag.com/images/content/Ramirez0329.jpg

I dig like Dees' style, kind of reminds me of Brian Chippendale in its demented filling of space.

I also like that the skeleton seems to have died of a broken arm.

dig like? lern 2 thunk, me.

http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/ASAYC/2010/ASAYC20100326_low.jpg

Well, let's see... probably not the imaginary one that isn't actually happening...

creatorS.com ?

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Help.

i think he may need to go get that yellow skin checked out

DRUGE SIREN: LIB'RUHLS THINK IN COMIC SANS

Wouldn't mess with that dude, he's apparently got a marksmanship ribbon pinned to his fuchsia golf shirt.

is that a mouse on the table

http://ratland.com/db4/00359/ratland.com/_uimages/17employedparttimeMSP.JPG

lol remember when bush was president

Yeah, there were no illegal immigrants or structural problems with the economy back then!

Also, apparently math tests were simpler.

stupider, actually. 17% of 90 = 15.3%, so it's 74.7% of americans who are in full time employment, not 73%.

22% of FTEs are illegal immigrants?

I know there's a diff thread for columnists/corner-ites but couldn't remember what it was called. This, anyway, is one of the most hilarious things I've ever read - loads of this stuff is poorly reasoned of course but this is kind of a masterpiece of cluelessness

Tea Party has Obama complaining and comedians railing

seriously omg:

For a while commemorative coins of the Obama inauguration were being offered as a TV special. One of the selling points was Obama's "warm and friendly smile." We now have a complete picture of a man with a big smile who is very calm leading the country. Before anyone gets all gooey let's try to see how far this goes to unifying the nation or study just how this helps us to digest the most outrageous spending of any administration in U.S. history.

Alfred E. Neumann (Mad Magazine) is calm and smiling but he doesn't make policy that affects all of us. Former African American Presidential candidate Alan Keyes doesn't seem very calm but we could use a great deal more of his kind of excitement in America and it would cost a whole lot less. Bob Parks is a black man who we rarely see smiling but, he always looks calm, yet few people are calmed by his hard hitting conservative views and articles. So what is this smiling and calm thing?

you guys

it sort of opens a void at the intersection of language & reason

You know who else was always calm and smiling?

Hannibal Lecter. What, you thought I was going to say "Hitler?"

"I saw an advertisement for something that referenced a 'warm and friendly smile'" -> "I remembered somebody using the word 'calm' at some point" -> "I list various permutation of 'calm' and 'smiling'"->"I have disproven your ridiculous 'calm and smiling' talking point"

Lookit dat masthead:

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Eddie "Babe" Izzard

We now have a complete picture of a man with a big smile who is very calm leading the country. Before anyone gets all gooey let's try to see how far this goes to unifying the nation

He seemed to be leading us into calm, but there was no calm. Nevermind the ten dozen intermediary steps; he is clearly a man who cannot produce calm. It's his fault.

Also see: the Democrats should have expected violence, what with all their continuing with the things we didn't like. Not our fault.

"Thank you Bill Clinton: cancers of head and neck spike due to oral sex"
so much to answer for
i mean i don't even

http://www.thedrakingpoint.com/img/blog/232/600_Christmas3.jpg

What. The. Fuck.

http://www.thedrakingpoint.com/img/blog/254/600_Crat2.jpg

Yeah wow Matt infinite LOLz

Why is that alpaca trying to kill liberty? I know they're south american, but still...

Jesus Christ, imagine if Obama DID SOMETHING? These people are mentally fucking ill.

Plenty of awesome opportunities based on that figure. If a news story involving Biden comes up, just put a cartoon of his head in place of the alpaca. Ditto Pelosi. Or we could just put random heads of right wingers after each of their messages.

xp I mean, not to take away from health care, you know, but imagine if he did like, A THING that was consistent with left-of-center beliefs?

Eh, sorry, I know this has all been said a million times now. But sometimes it gets to me.

he has. the stimulus bill and the pending financial reform bill, among other things. i assume you're referring to obama's positions on executive-power, foreign-policy and detainee-policy, and there you have a point (as, you correctly note, has been said a million times now).

"Thank you Bill Clinton: cancers of head and neck spike due to oral sex"

Bill Clinton invented oral sex so he could poison everyone's head and necks.

LOL

thank u bill clinton for inventing oral sex

yeah he doesn't get enough credit for that. a little cancer is a small price to pay imo.

was gonna say "they should put his head on mt. rushmore" and then...