Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

ok seriously that's one of the worst movies i've ever seen even part of, what the hell

no it's actually really funny. it's entirely slapstick -- lindsay in these ridiculous situations, wiping out, getting hit in the face

it's SO GREAT like i was having trouble breathing

it's basically just her being a jackass the whole time

that's why her life is funny, don't really feel like it translate well to movies tho

you guys, i forgot how good "just my luck" is

Ha, this movie is mentioned in Greenberg -- one of the characters is watching it.

LOL I am just about to watch her 'documentary' on child trafficking in India on BBC 3.
Apparently the Indian government is thinking of banning her from the country after some claim she made about rescuing something like 40 kids in a day.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00rvbtl
I think this is a video link.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/18/lindsay-lohan-faces-ban-f_n_504770.html

http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/wenn2794039.jpg

http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/wenn2794036.jpg

loving this sort of leggings witch look

This thread has righted itself back on to the path to greatness.

LOL yeah these are the first pics posted in a while where she doesn't look like a junkie falling down on her ass.

fucking beautiful

is she just confused all the time now

first pic "ahaaaaaaaaaaa"
second pic "....................???"

x-post to the second post on this thread, but an acquaintance had the idea for a t-shirt:

"I fucked the Olsen twins before they were famous"

Lindsay Lohan -- Dumped from Film

Lindsay Lohan was axed from a movie because she's not "bankable" -- this according a source connected with the production of the flick.

Lindsay was slated to star in "The Other Side," a movie about a grad student working on a deserted island.

David Michaels, the writer/director, tells TMZ, "Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we'll soon be announcing a replacement."

But sources connected with the film tell us the people financing the film were skittish about relying on Lindsay.

The movie also stars Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette.

And there's this twist ... at one point Brittany Murphy was attached to the movie.

Lindsay's rep had no comment.

She also was accused of stealing a Rolex, was rumored to be playing the actress who played in the Deep Throat pr0n movie in a forthcoming movie adaptation, was publicly accused by her father of something or other (endangering her sister, being on drugs, whatever) and accused him of being crazy. Nothing special, in short.

slated to star in "The Other Side," a movie about a grad student

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2009/12/tara-reid-alone-in-the-dark.jpg

I think she's bankable to some degree, the problem is she's not bondable.

lol at this movie! sounds ridiculous

dave matthews and alanis morisette star in a movie about a grad school student on a dessert island

...

*desert

Alanis Morissette, more bankable in 2010 than Lindsay Lohan.

fucked up imo

Alanis held it down in a 30-second scene looking up Mary Louise Parker's vag on Weeds recently

Alanis Morissette, more bankable in 2010 than Lindsay Lohan.

― Doctor Casino, Sunday, April 25, 2010 4:15 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

ironic, don't you think?

BA-DUM TSSSHHH

someone's gotta be That Guy so it might as well be moi

1p3 good attitude

http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/24/lindsay-lohan-court-dui-hearing-probation-violation-scram-drugs-alcohol/

Looking pretty happy about it tbh

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/05/24/0524-lilo-bn-court-01-credit.jpg

http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/files/2010/05/khanlindsay3.jpg

Dude!

could you please not do that

jeez man

http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/05/lindsay-lohan-is-above-the-law-2/

yikes i totally forgot about that post, sorry dudes at work 7 hours ago!

it's a pic of Lindsay Lohan on VICE mag's site....what were you ppl expecting?

It wasn't a link before, which is what ppl reacted to.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/24/lindsay-lohan-court-dui-hearing-probation-violation-scram-drugs-alcohol_@_@_LOOK/

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/rrawn/lindsblondmay10.jpg

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2010427//560.ab.Lohan.Lindsay.Inferno.052710.jpg

Man, what is TMZ's problem with LiLo? The attacks just keep coming, day after day after day.

yeah i'm so disappointed in TMZ

Really wish there'd be some cosmic conjunction of the press leaving her alone and her getting on top of her shit.

I used to say to our Amber (they bear a strong resemblance to each other), that she had to always be 'good' as she was way too noticeable and she'd never get away with anything.

I guess I was half right...

Dude, the first picture I saw you post of your daughters, I thought it was a picture of a young Lilo from the innocent days.

Quite.

It's funny, she's become a role-model in the "how not to do it" category..

http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/100606A1_LOHAN_L_B-GR_11.jpg

http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/spl185712_001.jpg