lol thanks chris
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:25 (fourteen years ago) link
“Where the ignition came from we do not know,” Sapp said. “We thought maybe a cigarette lighter left in a clothing item, but we checked.”
IT WAS CUM, YOU FOOLS
― booches (Tape Store), Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:26 (fourteen years ago) link
cumfoolery
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I hate a mess
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 April 2010 11:12 (fourteen years ago) link
This pillow talk reminds me of a post on House of Vader (NSFW) which is "an entire PHOTO RE-INACTMENT of the UNMITIGATED and ARBITRARY pillow arranging by gays that has gone on in my apartment." Scroll down past the Pac Man pillows.
Tape Store, thank you for the post(s) of the year.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 1 April 2010 12:09 (fourteen years ago) link
I live to receive.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 April 2010 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link
(head, that is).
Reminds me of the time Mom threw out a Morrissey concert T-shirt that said "Wide To Receive" on its bum.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 April 2010 12:56 (fourteen years ago) link
xxp give >>>> receive
tape store otm, tho. it is spring time and the boys are playing frisbee (shirts optional). time of year when a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of bjs.
― Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 1 April 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link
surm, did you have to throw out the PILLOWS or just the pillow covers?
cause covers i can understand, but if he soaked straight through the pillows, then i'm truly impressed.
― Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 1 April 2010 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link
"Wide To Receive"
I can barely even parse that, so I'm surprised mom could.
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 13:46 (fourteen years ago) link
XD @ tape store
― wakaflockapitusberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
well, you see, these were throw pillows - so the covers couldn't be removed. mhmm.
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
^^this
― all-beef patty hearst (donna rouge), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
god i love guys like you
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
god I love guys like you.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link
i didn't used to be very good, but that has changed
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link
I lost track of what kind of receptions are at issue.
Anyway Steve, balanced dating advice: Be open to anything, expect nothing.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
69, people
― lou, Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^
― wakaflockapitusberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
It's a magic number
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
carrie bradshaw once wrote "it is my belief that the last time people actually enjoyed the 69 position was in 1969"
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah but she has a vagina.
― lou, Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
tbh i would rather eat ass than suck dick (and i really like to suck dick).
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't really get into all that
once this guy tried to kiss me after i let him do that. i was like EWW get away
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Carrie Bradshaw keeps rong streak goin'
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
wnea
― british is happening (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
more for me, then
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Always pack a toothbrush!
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link
idk, gays squeamish abt ass eating is equivalent to ladies squeamish about cocksucking imo! but ymmv
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
guys squeamish about cocksucking is equiv to ladies squeamish about cocksucking
― british is happening (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
rev, do such gays even exist?
just saying: the same arguments (that it's depraved, unhygenic, humiliating)
obviously it's not to everyone's taste (uh... lol) but the claims against are hugely overstated
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 1, 2010 5:23 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark
i had to take a shot of vodka!
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, April 1, 2010 5:28 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark
not true. not giving your man head is not equivalent to refusing to eat your man out, even if it's standard practice in the gay community. i mean, more power to you -- i just find it way too difficult to dissociate everything else that goes on down there from the actual act.
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't think it's depraved or whatever, obviously, but it's just too dirty for me. THAT'S JUST ME
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
of the two i only really find giving head gross
― plax (ico), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I've unfortunately ended up in bed w/ a guy who flat out refused. He was a sexually confused asshole who treated me like total dogshit tho. I haven't been able to bring myself to do more than makeout with a guy since. :/
― british is happening (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
waste also comes out of dicks iirc! but i get ur point surm.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link
yea but i have much easier time dealing with that. actually kind of curious about ws.
...
rev, why are you hesitant about going further than making out??
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link
agree w/surm re: eating ass
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Nothing against ass-eating or cocksucking, but for squeamish reasons I'd rather give a total stranger head than eat his ass.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
xxp: because I'm not interested in a repeat of the worst sexual experience of my life and now I'm being super-picky and not interested in rushing things either, but I haven't actually seen a guy more than once since then so
― british is happening (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
got it. well u know what they say -- don't let 1 experience make u afraid of love
or whatever
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
rimjobs aren't exactly everyday or first date activities, i'll admit. but that just makes them more *special*
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link
it hasn't made me afraid of love (which I always have been. I can't say I ever have been in love), just sex. it's probably just the prudish streak my mother instilled in me coming back out to play.
― british is happening (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I'm willing to discard the rules. Like John Huston said in Chinatown most people under the right circumstances will do anything.
xpost
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
yes that happens to me too . . . good old catholic guilt. o and if it isn't the holy weekend coming up!
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
eh, I was raised areligiously, which didn't stop my mom from relentlessly hammering certain things into my head that have stuck there
― british is happening (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
rev prob excepted judging from the last few posts, but most people who didn't have a religious upbringing don't know how lucky they had it, in many respects
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh I feel quite lucky. :)
― lou, Thursday, 1 April 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
:) luck be a lady tonight !
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link
jon williams ran into my biggest lol high school crush (wrestling team captain) at his office today. dude is probably the biggest reason i am such an ass man to this day.
sadly, dude's ass is nowhere near as big & round as it was in highschool. RIP.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link