well, you see, these were throw pillows - so the covers couldn't be removed. mhmm.
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I live to receive.
^^this
― all-beef patty hearst (donna rouge), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
god i love guys like you
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
god I love guys like you.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link
i didn't used to be very good, but that has changed
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link
I lost track of what kind of receptions are at issue.
Anyway Steve, balanced dating advice: Be open to anything, expect nothing.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
69, people
― lou, Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^
― wakaflockapitusberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
It's a magic number
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
carrie bradshaw once wrote "it is my belief that the last time people actually enjoyed the 69 position was in 1969"
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah but she has a vagina.
― lou, Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
tbh i would rather eat ass than suck dick (and i really like to suck dick).
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't really get into all that
once this guy tried to kiss me after i let him do that. i was like EWW get away
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Carrie Bradshaw keeps rong streak goin'
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
wnea
― british is happening (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
more for me, then
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Always pack a toothbrush!
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link
idk, gays squeamish abt ass eating is equivalent to ladies squeamish about cocksucking imo! but ymmv
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
guys squeamish about cocksucking is equiv to ladies squeamish about cocksucking
― british is happening (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
rev, do such gays even exist?
just saying: the same arguments (that it's depraved, unhygenic, humiliating)
obviously it's not to everyone's taste (uh... lol) but the claims against are hugely overstated
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 1, 2010 5:23 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark
i had to take a shot of vodka!
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, April 1, 2010 5:28 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark
not true. not giving your man head is not equivalent to refusing to eat your man out, even if it's standard practice in the gay community. i mean, more power to you -- i just find it way too difficult to dissociate everything else that goes on down there from the actual act.
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't think it's depraved or whatever, obviously, but it's just too dirty for me. THAT'S JUST ME
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
of the two i only really find giving head gross
― plax (ico), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I've unfortunately ended up in bed w/ a guy who flat out refused. He was a sexually confused asshole who treated me like total dogshit tho. I haven't been able to bring myself to do more than makeout with a guy since. :/
― british is happening (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
waste also comes out of dicks iirc! but i get ur point surm.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link
yea but i have much easier time dealing with that. actually kind of curious about ws.
...
rev, why are you hesitant about going further than making out??
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link
agree w/surm re: eating ass
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Nothing against ass-eating or cocksucking, but for squeamish reasons I'd rather give a total stranger head than eat his ass.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
xxp: because I'm not interested in a repeat of the worst sexual experience of my life and now I'm being super-picky and not interested in rushing things either, but I haven't actually seen a guy more than once since then so
― british is happening (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
got it. well u know what they say -- don't let 1 experience make u afraid of love
or whatever
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
rimjobs aren't exactly everyday or first date activities, i'll admit. but that just makes them more *special*
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link
it hasn't made me afraid of love (which I always have been. I can't say I ever have been in love), just sex. it's probably just the prudish streak my mother instilled in me coming back out to play.
― british is happening (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I'm willing to discard the rules. Like John Huston said in Chinatown most people under the right circumstances will do anything.
xpost
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
yes that happens to me too . . . good old catholic guilt. o and if it isn't the holy weekend coming up!
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
eh, I was raised areligiously, which didn't stop my mom from relentlessly hammering certain things into my head that have stuck there
― british is happening (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
rev prob excepted judging from the last few posts, but most people who didn't have a religious upbringing don't know how lucky they had it, in many respects
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh I feel quite lucky. :)
― lou, Thursday, 1 April 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
:) luck be a lady tonight !
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link
jon williams ran into my biggest lol high school crush (wrestling team captain) at his office today. dude is probably the biggest reason i am such an ass man to this day.
sadly, dude's ass is nowhere near as big & round as it was in highschool. RIP.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Glad I skipped this thread today at work.
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
(Except on my lunch break.)
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Of all the days to be in class all day...
I'm with Elmo on what my phone's autofill likes to call either "dimming" or "running"
― all-beef patty hearst (donna rouge), Friday, 2 April 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link
So I went on a date last night and I have soooooooo much to weigh on on re: all of these topics but will hold my tongue. Except to say that I am refuting Carrie Bradshaw.
― every potty I know can be found here (Stevie D), Friday, 2 April 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Also totally LOLed in the office at Surm's pillow story. I'm sorry, hon :(
― every potty I know can be found here (Stevie D), Friday, 2 April 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
You came on this board to dangle your dick, then zip it back up?
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
OK fine. I'll dish more later.
― every potty I know can be found here (Stevie D), Friday, 2 April 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
it's not required, don't feel you have to cater to the magpies.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 April 2010 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Smut-talk bores me, narrative doesn't.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 3 April 2010 13:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Narrative bores me, smut-talk doesn't.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 3 April 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
The sun is shining for the first time in forever BUT IT FEELS LIKE SUMMER.
yesterday was reading borges shirtless on campus and taking a nap on the field ---> sunburn. and it's almost 30 degrees celsius today!
chilling on my balcony with lemonade and boywatching, pretty much perfect day, tbh.
― Alex in Montreal, Saturday, 3 April 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link