Googling her name?
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
The Daily Star has unearthed some Lesbian schoolgirl porn featuring herself.
Have you gone all Irish all of a sudden?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I'll be after asking a question...
― Mark G, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link
i hear georgina baillie's going to be suspended for a week
from her nipples
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link
or did someone already make that joke
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
milk it in while you can
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I wonder what Have I Got News For You will be like tonight. Hislop very smug, I guess.
(sorry if already mused upon)
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Lol @ The Fiver today:
JOKES AT EXPENSE OF OLD MAN = GUARANTEED POPULIST FUN
You absolutely cannot go wrong making cheap and tasteless jokes at theexpense of pensioners - millions enjoy them, they're what makesBritain great - which probably explains why Madrid-based clown RamonCalderon yesterday decided to curry favour by humourously accusingageing football manager Sir Alex Ferguson of being "senile"
― Matt DC, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Hislop very smug, I guess.
Yep, that's Ian, I guess also.
― Mark G, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link
this (nsfw) is the girl from the story? She isn't that volutuous, I don't think.
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, holy shit, bdsm + nazi insignia, there's a fresh combination. (Nb I am booorrreeeedd)
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link
volutuomas
― Mark G, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link
what about the have-a-go pensioner who foiled a robbery today? He's a good old fellow
― the pinefox, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
still don't get how come he didnt hear the answerfone message on his own answerfone at any point before the mail called.
― piscesx, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link
AND if he didnt then surely he may have never heard it unless it had been drawn to his attention by the mail. how many 78 year olds can use an answerfone properly?
― piscesx, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link
my dad's only 62, he can't use an answerphone!
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Likes: Cock rock, Cage dancing, Making vampire films, Chocolate covered strawberries,Being alone sometimes, Being in good company, Piercings, Leather jackets
Dislikes: Shallow people, Narrow minded people, Chavs who yell things at me,Having to sell out to earn money, Public transport, Dead fish
What is cock rock?
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link
i hate having to sell out to earn money too
― max, Friday, 31 October 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Pop quiz! Which tabloid newspaper recently ran a front page story attacking "Singer Kate Perry" for posing with a knive WHILE CHILDREN DIED?If you answered the same newspaper who has paid Georgina Baillie an undisclosed sum for exclusive video shots of her ass you are right.So I expect she'll be vilified on the front page tomorrow after posing naked with a knive in a bath of blood with another woman WHILE CHILDREN DIED?NSFW shot of Andrew Sach's granddaughters tits here.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link
The most shocking thing about that photo is the fakeness of the blood. Tsk, tsk, no attention to detail...
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.thebreakingnews.co.uk/hugh%20who.jpg
― snoball, Friday, 31 October 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
cock rock = another term for 'hair metal' bands like Motley Crue et al.
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Friday, 31 October 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
The most shocking thing about that photo is just how crap and tacky it is!
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Friday, 31 October 2008 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Look at how uneven the tiles are. 'uckin' cowboy tilers, cost yer to put right guv...
― snoball, Friday, 31 October 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link
'uckin'
in what argot, pray, is this a valid contraction
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Friday, 31 October 2008 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Ned, is your argument that because Georgina Baillie takes her clothes off for a living, she is somehow less worthy of sympathy in this instance than she would be if she were, say, a nun?
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 31 October 2008 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Or, to put it another way, would you say that because of her attire she was asking for this?
HIGNFY basically shite. Hislop looked disdainful, while no-one else appeared to share his indignation. Tom Baker possibly worst host since Brian Blessed.
― ailsa, Friday, 31 October 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
everything about this story has screamed 'typical britain' but nothing more so than the semi-detatched-suburban plum coloured bathroom carpet in that photo. even though it's a shot of 2 naked blood-soaked goths in a bath with a knife you can't shake the feeling that somewhere in that house BULLSEYE is probably on.
― piscesx, Friday, 31 October 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Naked bloodsoaked Goths + Bullseye = all that makes this country great.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 31 October 2008 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
super, smashing, great
― snoball, Friday, 31 October 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
you can't beat a bit of tabloid bully
― snoball, Friday, 31 October 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
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No, I have never argued we should have any sympathy for her. She seems to be able to look after herself quite well.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 2 November 2008 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link
My point was merely about the hypocrisy of The Sun. Hardly news I know but it just wound me up.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 2 November 2008 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link
also when he shouted at paul morley for being a square for writing for the guardian.
Oh. The. Irony.
I rather enjoyed Ham Baker on HIGNFY.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:20 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm enjoying the News of the World's "Burn the Whore" angle on this.
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Arent't they twinned w/the Sun?
Cake/eat..
― Mark G, Monday, 3 November 2008 10:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Ross and Brand are both former Sun/NOTW columnists, yes?
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link
It's almost as if the papers are written by feckless motherfuckers who'll say owt to slag off the BBC.
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:42 (fifteen years ago) link
no. "sister" papers = mututal fucking loathing (qv guardian and observer, esp when latter was edited by alton). that said: if big rupe wanted them all to fall into line, i don't think he'd have to try very hard.
cake/eat for rupe, then; everybody else is just flailing about as usual.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link
It's nice to see newspapers taking a strong line on offensive broadcasts tho. I was thinking that as I was reading the anti-semitic screeds on Nat "Lofthouse" Rothschild in the Mail last weekend.
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: Does a journalist using the word "geld" have any other context than "I Hate Jews"? I could be wrong, I guess.
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:52 (fifteen years ago) link
The MoS gave away a free CLIFF CD yesterday. It was rubbish.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Pretty sure Cliff's written a few "CHRIST KILLERS" letters in his time, too.
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Earlier this year he EXCLUSIVELY told the MAIL ON SUNDAY that he thought the BEATLES' records UNLISTENABLE because they were OUT OF TUNE. "It was INAPPROPRIATE," the Peter Pan of Pop Legend quipped.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 3 November 2008 11:00 (fifteen years ago) link
NOEL: I'M FOLLOWED BY GLOBES GLITTER SHOCKER BUN DEM
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link
The MOS - every article seemed to spew forth about JRoss' "unstoppable tirade of filth", which seems odd - maybe they hadn't read the transcripts that were in their own paper?
― Mark G, Monday, 3 November 2008 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link
It's almost like the whole paper's written by feckless Nazi cunts.
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Tom Baker possibly worst host since Brian Blessed.
"best" host since blessed you mean!! they were both extraordinarily entertaining and doofy and both seemingly unrattled by constant stream of abuse they received from the panel
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 3 November 2008 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh, are people still giving a shit about this?
― India's second-favourite Australian popstar (King Boy Pato), Monday, 3 November 2008 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link