You know who else was always calm and smiling?
Hannibal Lecter. What, you thought I was going to say "Hitler?"
― Obama, Wellstone and Darwinfish, Attorneys (Pancakes Hackman), Sunday, 4 April 2010 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link
"I saw an advertisement for something that referenced a 'warm and friendly smile'" -> "I remembered somebody using the word 'calm' at some point" -> "I list various permutation of 'calm' and 'smiling'"->"I have disproven your ridiculous 'calm and smiling' talking point"
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Sunday, 4 April 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Lookit dat masthead:
http://i44.tinypic.com/29f4c55.jpg
― drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 4 April 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Eddie "Babe" Izzard
― drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 4 April 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link
We now have a complete picture of a man with a big smile who is very calm leading the country. Before anyone gets all gooey let's try to see how far this goes to unifying the nation
He seemed to be leading us into calm, but there was no calm. Nevermind the ten dozen intermediary steps; he is clearly a man who cannot produce calm. It's his fault.
Also see: the Democrats should have expected violence, what with all their continuing with the things we didn't like. Not our fault.
― kenan, Sunday, 4 April 2010 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
"Thank you Bill Clinton: cancers of head and neck spike due to oral sex"so much to answer fori mean i don't even
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 4 April 2010 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.thedrakingpoint.com/img/blog/232/600_Christmas3.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
What. The. Fuck.
― kenan, Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.thedrakingpoint.com/img/blog/254/600_Crat2.jpg
― Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah wow Matt infinite LOLz
― Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Why is that alpaca trying to kill liberty? I know they're south american, but still...
― grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Jesus Christ, imagine if Obama DID SOMETHING? These people are mentally fucking ill.
― drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Plenty of awesome opportunities based on that figure. If a news story involving Biden comes up, just put a cartoon of his head in place of the alpaca. Ditto Pelosi. Or we could just put random heads of right wingers after each of their messages.
― grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link
xp I mean, not to take away from health care, you know, but imagine if he did like, A THING that was consistent with left-of-center beliefs? Eh, sorry, I know this has all been said a million times now. But sometimes it gets to me.
― drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
he has. the stimulus bill and the pending financial reform bill, among other things. i assume you're referring to obama's positions on executive-power, foreign-policy and detainee-policy, and there you have a point (as, you correctly note, has been said a million times now).
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 4 April 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link
"Thank you Bill Clinton: cancers of head and neck spike due to oral sex"
Bill Clinton invented oral sex so he could poison everyone's head and necks.
― Evan, Sunday, 4 April 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL
― Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 4 April 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
thank u bill clinton for inventing oral sex
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 April 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah he doesn't get enough credit for that. a little cancer is a small price to pay imo.
― goole, Sunday, 4 April 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link
was gonna say "they should put his head on mt. rushmore" and then...
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 4 April 2010 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/420/396420_090220160432_Neck_spike_collar.jpg
if you want one of these lay off the blowjobs :-O
― artfuckoleuthic (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 April 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Ladies and gentlemen... Joel Barbee.
http://i44.tinypic.com/34zczm9.jpg
BARBEE
― drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 5 April 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
gawrsh
― goole, Monday, 5 April 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link
havard law professors known for their ebonics
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 5 April 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Shit reads like Jar-Jar Binks.
Here's another one
http://i43.tinypic.com/2vcye76.jpg
― drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 5 April 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link
what is that one even about
― max, Monday, 5 April 2010 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I think he's trying to make allusions to black people being oversensitive about racism (REALLY, GUYS, LET IT GO!) by using a black man overhearing an innocent white babby reaching for Tigger from "Winnie the Pooh," but without violating any copyrights.
― drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 5 April 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link
white bald dudes don't like children obv max read a blog once in a while
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 5 April 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Meanwhile dude in background has a camera for a head like that poor guy in the Hellraiser movie. :(
http://www.neverendingwonder.com/camerahead.jpg
― Obama, Wellstone and Darwinfish, Attorneys (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 5 April 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
THANK YOU FOR NOTICING, was gonna make a cenobite joke but well
― drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 5 April 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i41.tinypic.com/f1b7rn.jpg
I'm guessing this refers to some rightwing blog talking point I'm unaware of, like "Demonrats spend money on hotels too!" or something.
― drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 5 April 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link
that was cool how he never mentioned republicans
― bnw, Monday, 5 April 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Funny, I always thought of Jesus as a sort of magical Kenny Loggins.
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Monday, 5 April 2010 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link
BAR BEE's stuff is inscrutable and fucked up but i like the art style
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 5 April 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link
in defense of bar bee there is a right wing meme that obama will switch between dialects depending on his audience. i think it comes from the naacp speech where he tried out some sort of southern accent.
― abanana, Monday, 5 April 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
isn't that generally known as not being a sociopath?
I realise that I've reached a point where I just don't understand any of these cartoons any more.
― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Monday, 5 April 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
these people do not need defending
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Monday, 5 April 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/51/2010/04/01/76629_600.jpg
you guys never had an obesity problem before obamacare, right?
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Monday, 5 April 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Wait, that seems counter-intuitive to what the reform's actually about, no?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Monday, 5 April 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
health insurance? is this that classic argument that if people have free healthcare they'll just wildly abuse their bodies?
― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Monday, 5 April 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
exactly. as if people who get fat are thinking "hey if i have a heart attack my free health insurance will sort me out!", rather than just not thinking about heart attacks at all.
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Monday, 5 April 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
And pee their pants, by the looks of it.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 5 April 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/58145_thumb.gif
?_?
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Monday, 5 April 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link
feifferfail.jpg
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 5 April 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif btw
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Monday, 5 April 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
he can't even bother to modernize his strawman
― bnw, Monday, 5 April 2010 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/LiccaJ/2010/LiccaJ20100304_low.jpg
I bet he thinks this is an amazing gag.
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Monday, 5 April 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
(putting the 'shit' into batshit)
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Monday, 5 April 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/media/toon_120909_FULL.jpg
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link
OMFG
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link