batshit rightwing cartoonists 2010

We now have a complete picture of a man with a big smile who is very calm leading the country. Before anyone gets all gooey let's try to see how far this goes to unifying the nation

He seemed to be leading us into calm, but there was no calm. Nevermind the ten dozen intermediary steps; he is clearly a man who cannot produce calm. It's his fault.

Also see: the Democrats should have expected violence, what with all their continuing with the things we didn't like. Not our fault.

"Thank you Bill Clinton: cancers of head and neck spike due to oral sex"
so much to answer for
i mean i don't even

http://www.thedrakingpoint.com/img/blog/232/600_Christmas3.jpg

What. The. Fuck.

http://www.thedrakingpoint.com/img/blog/254/600_Crat2.jpg

Yeah wow Matt infinite LOLz

Why is that alpaca trying to kill liberty? I know they're south american, but still...

Jesus Christ, imagine if Obama DID SOMETHING? These people are mentally fucking ill.

Plenty of awesome opportunities based on that figure. If a news story involving Biden comes up, just put a cartoon of his head in place of the alpaca. Ditto Pelosi. Or we could just put random heads of right wingers after each of their messages.

xp I mean, not to take away from health care, you know, but imagine if he did like, A THING that was consistent with left-of-center beliefs?

Eh, sorry, I know this has all been said a million times now. But sometimes it gets to me.

he has. the stimulus bill and the pending financial reform bill, among other things. i assume you're referring to obama's positions on executive-power, foreign-policy and detainee-policy, and there you have a point (as, you correctly note, has been said a million times now).

"Thank you Bill Clinton: cancers of head and neck spike due to oral sex"

Bill Clinton invented oral sex so he could poison everyone's head and necks.

LOL

thank u bill clinton for inventing oral sex

yeah he doesn't get enough credit for that. a little cancer is a small price to pay imo.

was gonna say "they should put his head on mt. rushmore" and then...

http://images.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/420/396420_090220160432_Neck_spike_collar.jpg

if you want one of these lay off the blowjobs :-O

Ladies and gentlemen... Joel Barbee.

http://i44.tinypic.com/34zczm9.jpg

BAR
BEE

gawrsh

havard law professors known for their ebonics

Shit reads like Jar-Jar Binks.

Here's another one

http://i43.tinypic.com/2vcye76.jpg

what is that one even about

I think he's trying to make allusions to black people being oversensitive about racism (REALLY, GUYS, LET IT GO!) by using a black man overhearing an innocent white babby reaching for Tigger from "Winnie the Pooh," but without violating any copyrights.

white bald dudes don't like children obv max read a blog once in a while

Meanwhile dude in background has a camera for a head like that poor guy in the Hellraiser movie. :(

http://www.neverendingwonder.com/camerahead.jpg

THANK YOU FOR NOTICING, was gonna make a cenobite joke but well

http://i41.tinypic.com/f1b7rn.jpg

I'm guessing this refers to some rightwing blog talking point I'm unaware of, like "Demonrats spend money on hotels too!" or something.

that was cool how he never mentioned republicans

Funny, I always thought of Jesus as a sort of magical Kenny Loggins.

BAR BEE's stuff is inscrutable and fucked up but i like the art style

in defense of bar bee there is a right wing meme that obama will switch between dialects depending on his audience. i think it comes from the naacp speech where he tried out some sort of southern accent.

isn't that generally known as not being a sociopath?

I realise that I've reached a point where I just don't understand any of these cartoons any more.

these people do not need defending

http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/51/2010/04/01/76629_600.jpg

you guys never had an obesity problem before obamacare, right?

Wait, that seems counter-intuitive to what the reform's actually about, no?

health insurance? is this that classic argument that if people have free healthcare they'll just wildly abuse their bodies?

exactly. as if people who get fat are thinking "hey if i have a heart attack my free health insurance will sort me out!", rather than just not thinking about heart attacks at all.

And pee their pants, by the looks of it.

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/58145_thumb.gif

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feifferfail.jpg

http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif btw

he can't even bother to modernize his strawman

http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/LiccaJ/2010/LiccaJ20100304_low.jpg

I bet he thinks this is an amazing gag.

(putting the 'shit' into batshit)

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/media/toon_120909_FULL.jpg

OMFG

*head explodes*

There are plenty other historical atrocities the right wing hasn't yet abused in their pursuit of headlines (oops i mean political commentary). Kinda tired of them using slavery and Nazis over and over again. There are plenty of black and/or jewish republicans who I'm sure don't appreciate that shit.

i smear myself with the slime of the stupid morans who oppose obamacare.

http://memewatch.com/thelist/archives/pix/morans.jpg

go cards!