batshit rightwing cartoonists 2010

"Thank you Bill Clinton: cancers of head and neck spike due to oral sex"

Bill Clinton invented oral sex so he could poison everyone's head and necks.

LOL

thank u bill clinton for inventing oral sex

yeah he doesn't get enough credit for that. a little cancer is a small price to pay imo.

was gonna say "they should put his head on mt. rushmore" and then...

http://images.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/420/396420_090220160432_Neck_spike_collar.jpg

if you want one of these lay off the blowjobs :-O

Ladies and gentlemen... Joel Barbee.

http://i44.tinypic.com/34zczm9.jpg

BAR
BEE

gawrsh

havard law professors known for their ebonics

Shit reads like Jar-Jar Binks.

Here's another one

http://i43.tinypic.com/2vcye76.jpg

what is that one even about

I think he's trying to make allusions to black people being oversensitive about racism (REALLY, GUYS, LET IT GO!) by using a black man overhearing an innocent white babby reaching for Tigger from "Winnie the Pooh," but without violating any copyrights.

white bald dudes don't like children obv max read a blog once in a while

Meanwhile dude in background has a camera for a head like that poor guy in the Hellraiser movie. :(

http://www.neverendingwonder.com/camerahead.jpg

THANK YOU FOR NOTICING, was gonna make a cenobite joke but well

http://i41.tinypic.com/f1b7rn.jpg

I'm guessing this refers to some rightwing blog talking point I'm unaware of, like "Demonrats spend money on hotels too!" or something.

that was cool how he never mentioned republicans

Funny, I always thought of Jesus as a sort of magical Kenny Loggins.

BAR BEE's stuff is inscrutable and fucked up but i like the art style

in defense of bar bee there is a right wing meme that obama will switch between dialects depending on his audience. i think it comes from the naacp speech where he tried out some sort of southern accent.

isn't that generally known as not being a sociopath?

I realise that I've reached a point where I just don't understand any of these cartoons any more.

these people do not need defending

http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/51/2010/04/01/76629_600.jpg

you guys never had an obesity problem before obamacare, right?

Wait, that seems counter-intuitive to what the reform's actually about, no?

health insurance? is this that classic argument that if people have free healthcare they'll just wildly abuse their bodies?

exactly. as if people who get fat are thinking "hey if i have a heart attack my free health insurance will sort me out!", rather than just not thinking about heart attacks at all.

And pee their pants, by the looks of it.

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/58145_thumb.gif

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feifferfail.jpg

http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif btw

he can't even bother to modernize his strawman

http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/LiccaJ/2010/LiccaJ20100304_low.jpg

I bet he thinks this is an amazing gag.

(putting the 'shit' into batshit)

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/media/toon_120909_FULL.jpg

OMFG

*head explodes*

There are plenty other historical atrocities the right wing hasn't yet abused in their pursuit of headlines (oops i mean political commentary). Kinda tired of them using slavery and Nazis over and over again. There are plenty of black and/or jewish republicans who I'm sure don't appreciate that shit.

i smear myself with the slime of the stupid morans who oppose obamacare.

http://memewatch.com/thelist/archives/pix/morans.jpg

go cards!

http://i41.tinypic.com/f1b7rn.jpg

can i just say those are some ugly fuckin' babies

they're not so much babies as tiny shrunken soccer moms

That guy just likes to draw boobs

based on panel 2 above, dude has never held an actual baby. hooking your thumb around the waistband and the remaining fingers into the anus is not best practices.

They're at a bowling alley.

so, this guy ramirez...

http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/obama-akbar.jpg

nice

Multiple-Pulitzer Prize winner Michael Ramirez!

In September 2007, the Columbus Dispatch published a Ramirez cartoon depicting Iran as a sewer (labeled with the word "extremism"), with cockroaches spreading from it over Iraq, Afghanistan, and other countries of the middle east. Some commenters compared this with characterisations both of Jews in pre-Holocaust Germany and Rwandan Tutsis before the 1994 genocide.[1]

"If I don't get at least one phone call a day that says I'm a moron, I'm not doing my job," Ramirez says of his penchant for sparking controversy with his cartoons.

doing a great job

yeah he doesn't just get phone calls, he wins awards!