batshit rightwing cartoonists 2010

rolling fuck michael ramirez 2010

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words... fail

still trying to follow those arrows

2010 loser looks slightly less sad than 1950 winner. that's something to be happy about.

my first thought was that, yep, this guy is just a straight up asshole, but then i saw the expression on the face of the "winner" in 1950 and i realized that this is a subtle satirization of american values. ramirez is, in fact, a brilliant fifth columnist.

also in 2010 apparently unemployed people are able to own hybrid cars

and homes

i distinctly remember the Losers Pay For Hybrid Cars For Impoverished Scum Act of 2009.

Loser clearly is muammar gaddafi

gaddafi/castro hybrid

I thought it was Michael Moore.

What examples of violence from the left are he talking about? Did some peacenik blow up a building this week that I don't know about?

I probably just missed it. Last week I got my unemployment and yeah it came with pre-paid mortgage for a nice house so i had to move. Luckily I was able to trade my Toyota with bad tires for a new hybrid car at the DOL. j/k

WINNER

What examples of violence from the left are he talking about? Did some peacenik blow up a building this week that I don't know about?

― Adam Bruneau, Friday, April 9, 2010 10:55 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark

why use examples when you can just say LOL A LOT AMIRITE

That last Ramirez needs Kelly in the corner saying "Can't win for losing"

OK, I don't get much exposure to Day By Day except here and at lefty blogs trying in vain to deflect its merciless rain of laser-guided Truth Bombs, but am I correct in assuming the following things:

1. Dude has a huge, glaring, and hilariously predictable projection problem, and whenever a right-wing figure is caught with his dick in the cookie jar his immediate reaction is OH YEAH WELL DEMOCRATS NYAH. Like the strip club and dot-matrix printer strips above- blanket accusations of outrageous wrongdoing with no actual evidence to back them up, in service of an argument that boils down to "whatever we're doing, they're doing a thousand times worse".

2. Based on the "violence from the left" line in the last comic, I assume that the improbably-proportioned woman is the token Enlightened Liberal whose sole function is to concern-troll about how everything would be so much better if all leftists voted in lockstep with their wise and benevolent Republican masters, like how Glenn Renolds pretends to be an unaffiliated libertarian? (And then, I assume, has hot hot PG-13 sexxxytimes with our studly author surrogate, which raises some disturbing questions?) Or was the "violence from the left" line just a shitty joke about her position in the panel, and if so, does that make it better or worse?

She's supposed to be the progressive, who's married to the dude, who's a conservative. His personality is "sees the best in people", explaining why a conservative would have anything to do with a progressive. So the gag is supposed to be that she's gonna whack him if he doesn't stop printing out stuff. That's actually quite a coherent punchline for Day By Day.

obama akbar

its a trap

let us ululate to our dusky god-king

by this point the most eloquent response to michael ramirez would be to kick him in the face

Remember, if someone doesn't kick him in the face every day, he's not doing his job correctly!

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It's always the Dirty Fucking Hippies with these guys.

why do i pay income tax if half of ppl don't? is that a real statistic?

Yeah i doubt it. Even if you get unemployment you still have to pay.

47% of people dont pay federal income tax

like i hate to be all Whiney T Partygarten, but why the fuck am I as a freelancer handing thousands of dollars over to the government every year if 47% of people aren't?

Is there like a single, easily-postable gif that corresponds to the entire "um, hi, people pay other forms of tax than federal income tax" factsheet? Cause the entire genre of hand-waving surrounding "they don't pay taxes" is just exhausting to deal with. Do the people who spread this stuff around never look at their paycheck stubs or what?

i dont know im not your accountant

yeah, i just read an article detailing what that figure means... disregard what i said.

too late

i regarded it

you retarded it

I wonder what kind of tax they propose to fix this injustice. Perhaps one that targets minorities and poor people?

xpost

you retarded itt

Perhaps the dirty hippie represents GE & Exxon, who paid no federal income taxes last year.
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/Tax/ge-exxon-paid-us-income-taxes-09/story?id=10300167

raise taxes on everybody i say. imo that's what we get for electing W twice.

in all seriousness, somebody is eventually going to have to come along and be anadult and raise taxes. fake wars and corporate giveaways don't pay for themselves.

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fat - check
huge nose - check
unkempt hair/facial hair - check
army jacket - check
'change' shirt - check

free health care - check

how hard would it have been for ramirez to switch the positions of the winner and the loser so the arrows didnt have to be so awkward

Would also have appreciated more precise period dress for the right-hand guy.

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are there places in like vegas that will do an abortion at like 4am?

GET A LAUGH!

good advice the cartoonist should take.

Does America even have any abortion specialist doctors anymore? Why the fuck would anyone take that job knowing it means you will be bombed?

a few. i just can't make any sense of that. also, 7/24.

We must never forget the horrible acts of 7/24.

Why the fuck would anyone take that job knowing it means you will be bombed?

I can give a serious-guy answer to this if anybody's interested just let me know

Guys quit joking. It's sunday, you should all be in your local federally-funded, state-run churches before it's too late!