batshit rightwing cartoonists 2010

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let us ululate to our dusky god-king

a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Friday, 9 April 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

by this point the most eloquent response to michael ramirez would be to kick him in the face

forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Remember, if someone doesn't kick him in the face every day, he's not doing his job correctly!

Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 10 April 2010 07:14 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i39.tinypic.com/1zofe5g.jpg

It's always the Dirty Fucking Hippies with these guys.

drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 10 April 2010 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link

why do i pay income tax if half of ppl don't? is that a real statistic?

Lift Your Skinny Jeans Like Antennas to Heaven (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 10 April 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah i doubt it. Even if you get unemployment you still have to pay.

Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 10 April 2010 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

47% of people dont pay federal income tax

max, Saturday, 10 April 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

like i hate to be all Whiney T Partygarten, but why the fuck am I as a freelancer handing thousands of dollars over to the government every year if 47% of people aren't?

Lift Your Skinny Jeans Like Antennas to Heaven (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 10 April 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Is there like a single, easily-postable gif that corresponds to the entire "um, hi, people pay other forms of tax than federal income tax" factsheet? Cause the entire genre of hand-waving surrounding "they don't pay taxes" is just exhausting to deal with. Do the people who spread this stuff around never look at their paycheck stubs or what?

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 April 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont know im not your accountant

max, Saturday, 10 April 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, i just read an article detailing what that figure means... disregard what i said.

Lift Your Skinny Jeans Like Antennas to Heaven (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 10 April 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

too late

max, Saturday, 10 April 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i regarded it

max, Saturday, 10 April 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

you retarded it

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 10 April 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I wonder what kind of tax they propose to fix this injustice. Perhaps one that targets minorities and poor people?

bnw, Saturday, 10 April 2010 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

you retarded itt

Lift Your Skinny Jeans Like Antennas to Heaven (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 10 April 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Perhaps the dirty hippie represents GE & Exxon, who paid no federal income taxes last year.
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/Tax/ge-exxon-paid-us-income-taxes-09/story?id=10300167

Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 10 April 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

raise taxes on everybody i say. imo that's what we get for electing W twice.

in all seriousness, somebody is eventually going to have to come along and be anadult and raise taxes. fake wars and corporate giveaways don't pay for themselves.

Wishes he picked a cooler name. Fat. (will), Saturday, 10 April 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

fat - check
huge nose - check
unkempt hair/facial hair - check
army jacket - check
'change' shirt - check

☀ ☃ (am0n), Saturday, 10 April 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link

free health care - check

☀ ☃ (am0n), Saturday, 10 April 2010 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link

how hard would it have been for ramirez to switch the positions of the winner and the loser so the arrows didnt have to be so awkward

max, Saturday, 10 April 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Would also have appreciated more precise period dress for the right-hand guy.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 April 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=7549658aaeefa7c632211fac8d9a1569

harbl, Sunday, 25 April 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

are there places in like vegas that will do an abortion at like 4am?

eyes without afaik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 25 April 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

GET A LAUGH!

good advice the cartoonist should take.

Does America even have any abortion specialist doctors anymore? Why the fuck would anyone take that job knowing it means you will be bombed?

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 April 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

a few. i just can't make any sense of that. also, 7/24.

harbl, Sunday, 25 April 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

We must never forget the horrible acts of 7/24.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 25 April 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Why the fuck would anyone take that job knowing it means you will be bombed?

I can give a serious-guy answer to this if anybody's interested just let me know

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 25 April 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Guys quit joking. It's sunday, you should all be in your local federally-funded, state-run churches before it's too late!

Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 25 April 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

They can pry my national day of abortion and national day of 7/24 porn out of my cold dead hands

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Sunday, 25 April 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

who the fuck writes it 7/24?

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 April 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

We must never forget the horrible acts of 24/7

harbl, Sunday, 25 April 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

what if we allow the day of prayer but it comes from the Koran. cool?

bnw, Sunday, 25 April 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

who the fuck writes it 7/24?
britishers?

forksclovetofu, Monday, 26 April 2010 03:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Everyone but Americans. Still, it's weird.

Jack Human (kenan), Monday, 26 April 2010 04:05 (fourteen years ago) link

No that's not right, either. Ignore me.

Jack Human (kenan), Monday, 26 April 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

rather mundane building designs for anytime abortion and 7/24 porn.

maybe it's named 7/24 in order to catch your attention, like those businesses that turn their signs upside down.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 April 2010 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

http://bible.cc/romans/7-24.htm

am0n, Monday, 26 April 2010 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow... that's a great Bible verse.

Jack Human (kenan), Monday, 26 April 2010 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ http://bible.cc/revelation/9-11.htm

am0n, Monday, 26 April 2010 05:40 (fourteen years ago) link

To be fair, every verse of Revelation is about destruction.

Jack Human (kenan), Monday, 26 April 2010 05:48 (fourteen years ago) link

batshit rightwing cartoonists 4/27

Doctor Casino, Monday, 26 April 2010 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link

o rly (xp)

am0n, Monday, 26 April 2010 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link

not a cartoon, but priceless batshittery all the same. the buttballhurt on display in the comments gave me many lols - these are the same people who, if you ever once suggest their racist or misogynist jokes aren't funny, will tell you to get 1 sense of humor

http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/ask-dr-helen-does-society-encourage-genital-assault-against-men/

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow. PRO-CLICK craziness.

drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 29 April 2010 05:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey look a made up thing:

http://i41.tinypic.com/6hte6q.jpg

drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 29 April 2010 08:47 (fourteen years ago) link

SEIU! SEIU! SEIU! PURPLE SHIRTED SHOCK TROOPS OF OBAMITLER'S MOTHERFATHERLAND!

drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 29 April 2010 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I appreciate you taking the time to focus on this issue. When I was in the 6th grade, my lesbian feminist homeroom teacher explained to all of us that they, all the teachers of the 6th grade, had taken all the girls in the 6th grade and taught them various techniques for castrating us (they had, while we sat in the lunchroom and twiddled our thumbs waiting for them to finish indoctrinating the girls.) And after teaching them as many different ways to assault our genitals as possible, they had told the girls that they were to hurt us like this “any time you feel angry for any reason.” In other words, we didn’t even have to do anything. Our genitals were their outlet for any unhappiness they felt. When we tried to argue with the teacher that we would kick the girls and hurt them in the same place she replied, “no you won’t. It’s OK for them to hurt you there because you are boys and boys aren’t sensitive. Boys don’t have feelings. But girls ARE sensitive. And besides, girls have to have babies.”

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a subordinate!

picture me needing a bonghit I said never (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 April 2010 09:03 (fourteen years ago) link


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