batshit rightwing cartoonists 2010

Is there like a single, easily-postable gif that corresponds to the entire "um, hi, people pay other forms of tax than federal income tax" factsheet? Cause the entire genre of hand-waving surrounding "they don't pay taxes" is just exhausting to deal with. Do the people who spread this stuff around never look at their paycheck stubs or what?

i dont know im not your accountant

yeah, i just read an article detailing what that figure means... disregard what i said.

too late

i regarded it

you retarded it

I wonder what kind of tax they propose to fix this injustice. Perhaps one that targets minorities and poor people?

xpost

you retarded itt

Perhaps the dirty hippie represents GE & Exxon, who paid no federal income taxes last year.
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/Tax/ge-exxon-paid-us-income-taxes-09/story?id=10300167

raise taxes on everybody i say. imo that's what we get for electing W twice.

in all seriousness, somebody is eventually going to have to come along and be anadult and raise taxes. fake wars and corporate giveaways don't pay for themselves.

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fat - check
huge nose - check
unkempt hair/facial hair - check
army jacket - check
'change' shirt - check

free health care - check

how hard would it have been for ramirez to switch the positions of the winner and the loser so the arrows didnt have to be so awkward

Would also have appreciated more precise period dress for the right-hand guy.

http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=7549658aaeefa7c632211fac8d9a1569

are there places in like vegas that will do an abortion at like 4am?

GET A LAUGH!

good advice the cartoonist should take.

Does America even have any abortion specialist doctors anymore? Why the fuck would anyone take that job knowing it means you will be bombed?

a few. i just can't make any sense of that. also, 7/24.

We must never forget the horrible acts of 7/24.

Why the fuck would anyone take that job knowing it means you will be bombed?

I can give a serious-guy answer to this if anybody's interested just let me know

Guys quit joking. It's sunday, you should all be in your local federally-funded, state-run churches before it's too late!

They can pry my national day of abortion and national day of 7/24 porn out of my cold dead hands

who the fuck writes it 7/24?

We must never forget the horrible acts of 24/7

what if we allow the day of prayer but it comes from the Koran. cool?

who the fuck writes it 7/24?
britishers?

Everyone but Americans. Still, it's weird.

No that's not right, either. Ignore me.

rather mundane building designs for anytime abortion and 7/24 porn.

maybe it's named 7/24 in order to catch your attention, like those businesses that turn their signs upside down.

http://bible.cc/romans/7-24.htm

Wow... that's a great Bible verse.

lol @ http://bible.cc/revelation/9-11.htm

To be fair, every verse of Revelation is about destruction.

batshit rightwing cartoonists 4/27

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not a cartoon, but priceless batshittery all the same. the buttballhurt on display in the comments gave me many lols - these are the same people who, if you ever once suggest their racist or misogynist jokes aren't funny, will tell you to get 1 sense of humor

http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/ask-dr-helen-does-society-encourage-genital-assault-against-men/

Wow. PRO-CLICK craziness.

Hey look a made up thing:

http://i41.tinypic.com/6hte6q.jpg

SEIU! SEIU! SEIU! PURPLE SHIRTED SHOCK TROOPS OF OBAMITLER'S MOTHERFATHERLAND!

http://i39.tinypic.com/xy2k2.gif

I appreciate you taking the time to focus on this issue. When I was in the 6th grade, my lesbian feminist homeroom teacher explained to all of us that they, all the teachers of the 6th grade, had taken all the girls in the 6th grade and taught them various techniques for castrating us (they had, while we sat in the lunchroom and twiddled our thumbs waiting for them to finish indoctrinating the girls.) And after teaching them as many different ways to assault our genitals as possible, they had told the girls that they were to hurt us like this “any time you feel angry for any reason.” In other words, we didn’t even have to do anything. Our genitals were their outlet for any unhappiness they felt. When we tried to argue with the teacher that we would kick the girls and hurt them in the same place she replied, “no you won’t. It’s OK for them to hurt you there because you are boys and boys aren’t sensitive. Boys don’t have feelings. But girls ARE sensitive. And besides, girls have to have babies.”

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a subordinate!

Wow, that SEIU cartoon! There is nothing even remotely factually accurate going on in that picture, other than SEIU endorsed Obama in the '08 elections. And probably some members have mustaches.

yeah can someone translate that batshittery? what does it have to do with race/violence? i don't even

why is the mailman knocking on an empty door? also lol poor innocent kindly bishop.

Last August, some tea baggers beat up an SEIU member at a health care reform town hall, which the right wingers then spun, as in 180 degrees, as a case of big, bad, communist violent unions beating up on the good citizens of the USA. I'm guessing this is a logical (ha) extension of that spin. Also a search for "T0m B@l@n0ff" and communist or thug returns some pretty lolsob results. So think basically this is a batshit attempt by rightwing cartoonists to paint all unions, especially strong unions (which SEIU is), as racist thugs, when we all know that is just the Teamsters and probably Bricklayers and Tuckpointers. (j/k, mostly)

> why is the mailman knocking on an empty door?

it's a dog training school, not a real postman / door

ah i see. so in panels 1-3 it's a real dog, being trained to ignore traditional real-world things that excite dogs like cats, squirrels, and mailman. only in panels 3 and 4 does it become a metaphorical attack dog.

3 and 4 4 and 5

Dog seems to have been trained to attack altar boys though?