Is anyone else tired of seeing guys with these kinds of shirts?

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http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2006/01/04/PH2006010400854.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Abramoff be stylin'! Looking (quite fittingly) like a cast extra from a gangland noir film set in the 30s. START SNITCHING.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

full disclosure: i have a "bro" shirt similar to the ones those NJ guidos are sporting

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

i have worn it twice. it's incredibly uncomfortable and i look like a douchebag and it's too cheesy to be a dress shirt, too dressy to be a casual shirt, and only exists for one purpose: clubbing at suburban bars and trying to maximize the pwnage of post-grad tang.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I haven't worn a shirt on a non formal occasion for so long...

I'm sure somewhere out there is the right shirt for me, but I haven't found it.

Where do you guys even buy shirts? I always think it's weird that I have friends who wear a shirt, like specially, if they're going out, why don't they just buy nice t-shirts. I mean nothing wrong with shirts but I don't like the division between the two. I just can never find casual shirts that I like.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

black trench/raincoats are so low-class.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:23 (eighteen years ago) link

he looks fat.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link

he's the bizarro Le Samourai version of Alain Delon

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:26 (eighteen years ago) link

i EXCLUSIVELY wear button-down shirts where the shirt is some sort of colorful pattern and the collar is denim. it's just a bit classier, i find. pair that with some pleated jeans and i'm ready to hit the nightlife.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

This technically has nothing to do with the thread.

http://www.njguido.com/Picture%20Pages/2005/December/December%2031,%202005%20Casbah/bigimages/CASBAH%20NYE%20023.jpeg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 5 January 2006 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

No, but feel free to add more.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 5 January 2006 04:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Though Hitler Boy is freaking me out just a bit.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 5 January 2006 04:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I like guys in Western-style shirts (though this model appears a bit poncey).

http://www.builtbywendy.com/onlineshop/images/WE103FI.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 5 January 2006 05:44 (eighteen years ago) link

poncey >>>> guido

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Thursday, 5 January 2006 05:46 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.timbland.com/images/bcsteve.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 06:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Though Hitler Boy is freaking me out just a bit.

disturbingly, there are actually not one but two hitler boys in that pic. wtf?

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 5 January 2006 06:54 (eighteen years ago) link

there's never only one.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 06:56 (eighteen years ago) link

http://slimages.macys.com/is/image/MCY/products/0/optimized/156260_fpx.tif?bgc=255,255,255&wid=273&qlt=90,0&layer=comp&op_sharpen=0&resMode=bilin&op_usm=0.7,1.0,0.5,0&fmt=jpeg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 07:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow njguido.com is the world's worst website. I was thinking it was International Male but no.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh yes. NJGuido is horrifying, full of the kind of people who do push-ups in the parking lot so they look EXTRA PUMPED when they get inside.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

the country shirt thing is pretty common here in nashville. i've got a couple with nice pearly snap buttons.

i have liked pastel shirts in the past. never had a pink one. but i had a yellow one with a collar and i'll never forget ... i sat down next to some smelly gutter dude on a BART train and he got up promptly and muttered, "faggot." it was kind of amusing. i didn't think people like that existed in the bay area.

being a nerd, it seems fairly common to be wearing t-shirts with logos and stupid math puns. etc. the ones touting sexualness always seemed stupid growing up. a lot of surf gear is overloaded with innuendo and stuff. we lived near a spring break haven too, so there was always some asshole with some sort of surfboard schlong zogg's sex wax "i bukake for bikinis" collage effect at most bars. a plain, white hanes pocket-tee was tasteful in that environment. probably still is. i stand by plain shit. nerd jokes and thrift store gear i like too. sucks to see the thrift look co-opted by mall chains and marked up 500% though.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm wearing a western-style pendleton shirt today.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I like the vintage Pendleton plaid shirts with the curved pockets. I've been kind of looking for a good flannel plaid shirt, I think it's time to bring those back - would get one from a thrift but they're always way too big for me.

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 9 January 2006 08:21 (eighteen years ago) link

ooops ... ok, try this:

click for funny

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 9 January 2006 08:22 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 30 January 2006 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.njguido.com/Picture%20Pages/2005/September/September%2024,%202005%20Lounge%2011/bigimages/DSCF0070.jpeg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 30 January 2006 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

oh gee, honey, look -- DOUCHEBAGS!!

http://static.flickr.com/70/217192390_7cbd2a43fe.jpg?v=0

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

open shirt guy: why?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought this was an andy thread initially.

And after all these years:

The Guidothon is still on

― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

doesn't it make you miss the NYC metro area?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

why does every dude in that photo look like one of the gotti kids?

― gear (gear), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh

http://www.hottiegotti.com/

― gear (gear), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

WELCOME TO NORTH JERSEY, GEAR.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:34 (seventeen years ago) link

you, too, can look like a genuine NJ guidette!

fashion

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Are you sure about that?

― jim wentworth (wench), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 01:33 (seventeen years ago) link

An amazing thing I learned from my wife (and witnessed firsthand) is that Israel has its own version of Jersey Guidos - they're referred to pejoratively as Arsim (as in the plural of "arse"), they stereotypically come from Sefardic backgrounds (North African or Middle Eastern Jewish) and they have a lot of the same markers - open shirts, gelled hair, gold chains, trance music blasting out of their cars (trancemobiles), etc.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 02:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, Google tells me the name actually comes from the Arabic word for pimp, not from "arse."

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 03:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.apple770.com/funny/PlaySheshPesh.gif

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

a recent (5/06) pic of this thread's favorite enthusiastic cocksucker:

http://www.njguido.com/Picture%20Pages/2006/May/May%2028,%202006%20DJais/bigimages/May%2028016_edited.jpeg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 03:07 (seventeen years ago) link

and res ipsa loquitur, i suppose:

http://www.njguido.com/Picture%20Pages/2006/January/January%202006%20AVN%20Awards%20Las%20Vegas/bigimages/AVN%2006%20003.jpeg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i think these shirts are just reaching knoxville

― wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

call buttgirl crisco, cause she's fat in the can.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 03:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i think these shirts are just reaching knoxville

watch out, they'll be in chattanooga in a few years too.

― Jena (JenaP), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 07:58 (seventeen years ago) link

call buttgirl crisco, cause she's fat in the can.

Huh?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 09:25 (seventeen years ago) link

the washington post article linked to from that njguido page is pretty interesting.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

call buttgirl crisco, cause she's fat in the can.
Huh?

"can" = american slang for "ass/arse"
"crisco" = vegetable oil shortening that looks like lard, and is sold in a can.
"buttgirl" = the girl whose ass is in the picture i posted.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder if Enthusiastic Cocksucker and her friend there are the two girls mentioned in the Post?

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Who do I have to pay to see these shirts disappear?

Ummmm...actually that'd be me.

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 04:45 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

what the fuck happened to NJGuido? Now everybody in the recent photos looks... sweet and sensitive.

― Mackro Mackro, Monday, 30 June 2008 06:21 (fifteen years ago) link

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