The knees are the problem.
― Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
The glasses are too big for his cute face.
― Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link
i think that's the amount of thigh you should be showing when you sit down, not when you're standing straight up
― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Well, that's the other problem: he doesn't have thighs so much as extended knees.
― Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Like, the knees have won this years-long war of attrition against his thighs.
oh, J0rdan, what's up with last week's boy?
― Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
u guys are buggin. the shorts are not THAT short, and the legs are just skinny!
― who the fuck knows (surm), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
― Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, April 12, 2010 4:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
i'm out on the life boat alone
― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i covet his shirt
― bieber benz or bentley (donna rouge), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
it's a good shirt
― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
jordan don't despair, it's not the end!
― who the fuck knows (surm), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm clutching my whistle
― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
As long as you're packing a canteen.
― Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf are we talking about, all of a sudden we're on the set of mash
― who the fuck knows (surm), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link
that sounds hot
― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link
You would not have liked the early '80s (or the old NBA)
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
winchester is one of us, yknow xp
― bieber benz or bentley (donna rouge), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link
yea seriously, i love that shit
http://gaygroom.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/borg.jpg
― who the fuck knows (surm), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
(xp)
fsofjdskfljdsklfadsfm
― all those electronic boom boom boom stuff (Tape Store), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean, you know, it's okay if you're playing tennis -- not if you're walking to lunch
― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i'd walk it to lunch anytime
...
i don't know what that means
― who the fuck knows (surm), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
I used to own a pair of canary-yellow Adidas nuthuggers in '81.
― Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
nu-thuggers
― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
my gym-going efforts have derailed of late but i've been biking to and from manhattan every day now that the weather's nice and i got the thighs to prove it imo
― bieber benz or bentley (donna rouge), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link
I got the shorts, you got the thighs, let's make lots of money.
― Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i been eatin italian food like nobody's business and i got the thighs to prove it imo
― who the fuck knows (surm), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
I haven't gone to the gym in 15 years and I've got the thighs to prove it
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
what have iwhat have iwhat have i done to deserve such spectacular thighs
― bieber benz or bentley (donna rouge), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
I love exercising in the morning...I just can't do it after work anymore when all my body wants is a scotch and Nina Tottenberg's butterscotch voice.
― Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Sorry, gotta rep for skinny legged boys, but only a little bit. I wouldn't be caught dead in those shorts with my legs.
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link
i love me some thighs. those shorts just suck. khaki is not my thing, but yknow.
i recently acquired a pair of hot-pink nut=-hugging short-shorts from my female friend who happens to be my size. they are fucking awesome.
uhm, ok, and got ahead of myself on things with se4n. we've talked, and pretty much been like, 'we are in each other's lives and are really REALLY happy about that. if we get drunk and fuck sometime that's cool too. we can still make out and sleep in the same bed w/o having sex. and we love each other.' uh yeah. tbqh, i'm relieved. i want him as my friend more than my boyfriend at this point anyway.
(also he's writing his final paper right now at my desk. i'm helping him edit :) )
and that said, wow, saturday after the myles c00per warehouse show, crazy times with boy.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago) link
u know what, that sounds like a mature way to handle it to me. why bog each other down if ur happy as it is? is bog a word ? . . .
― who the fuck knows (surm), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 05:10 (fourteen years ago) link
i am a fan of thighs.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I biked alllll over campus/town yesterday! And towards the day I had to bike two miles xtown from one library to another, but I was really exhausted so I caved in and got on one of the idling campus busses. And while I was waiting for the driver to return I thought about thighs, and then got off the bus and biked.
― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link
clarification: i am a huge fan of huge thighs. rugby player thighs, like BOOM.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link
I have thighs like a bad chicken wing :/
― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
with hawt sauce
― Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
ok if short shorts and sandals guy said "spread!" to any of you bitches, you'd ALL ask "how wide?"
just sayin'
xoxo
― Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
that's what i'm sayin'!!
― la senora (surm), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I would probably just say "blackberry jam, thank you."
― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link
lol kjb u don't know me at all
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
"bitch" please
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link
that guy is hot, his sandals are way lame but he can always take those off and then it's all good to go
I have a pair of white tennis shorts that are short short like that bjorn borg picI work out in them at the gym sometimes but I wouldn't walk around on the street in them, they are a bit much (or I'm too skurred)
― twice boiled cabbage is death, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link
yea he just needs to take his sandals and glasses off! love a guy with bare feet anyway
YEAH
― la senora (surm), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
let's see a picture of the shorts btw
― la senora (surm), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I like guys in sandals, but the flippier the better.
― Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link
i respectfully differ on the matter of dude's hotness. as a wise woman once said, "where's the beef?"
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link
i can take or leave beef (i'd rather take). but a more important douche indicator is hair imo, and his indicates.
― robert bly is mrs. doubtfire? (Matt P), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm not usually taken with porn actors but i have been smitten by colby keller lately. 6'2", beefy without being overly muscled, unassuming boy-next-door charm. i'll leave the nsfw google image search to you all.
see, THAT'S the beef i'm talking about.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link