The Sun Is Shining For The First Time In Forever; We're Gay! Fagz Club Spring 2010

i mean, you know, it's okay if you're playing tennis -- not if you're walking to lunch

i'd walk it to lunch anytime

...

i don't know what that means

I used to own a pair of canary-yellow Adidas nuthuggers in '81.

nu-thuggers

my gym-going efforts have derailed of late but i've been biking to and from manhattan every day now that the weather's nice and i got the thighs to prove it imo

I got the shorts, you got the thighs, let's make lots of money.

i been eatin italian food like nobody's business and i got the thighs to prove it imo

I haven't gone to the gym in 15 years and I've got the thighs to prove it

what have i
what have i
what have i done to deserve such spectacular thighs

I love exercising in the morning...I just can't do it after work anymore when all my body wants is a scotch and Nina Tottenberg's butterscotch voice.

Sorry, gotta rep for skinny legged boys, but only a little bit. I wouldn't be caught dead in those shorts with my legs.

i love me some thighs. those shorts just suck. khaki is not my thing, but yknow.

i recently acquired a pair of hot-pink nut=-hugging short-shorts from my female friend who happens to be my size. they are fucking awesome.

uhm, ok, and got ahead of myself on things with se4n. we've talked, and pretty much been like, 'we are in each other's lives and are really REALLY happy about that. if we get drunk and fuck sometime that's cool too. we can still make out and sleep in the same bed w/o having sex. and we love each other.' uh yeah. tbqh, i'm relieved. i want him as my friend more than my boyfriend at this point anyway.

(also he's writing his final paper right now at my desk. i'm helping him edit :) )

and that said, wow, saturday after the myles c00per warehouse show, crazy times with boy.

u know what, that sounds like a mature way to handle it to me. why bog each other down if ur happy as it is? is bog a word ? . . .

i am a fan of thighs.

I biked alllll over campus/town yesterday! And towards the day I had to bike two miles xtown from one library to another, but I was really exhausted so I caved in and got on one of the idling campus busses. And while I was waiting for the driver to return I thought about thighs, and then got off the bus and biked.

clarification: i am a huge fan of huge thighs. rugby player thighs, like BOOM.

I have thighs like a bad chicken wing :/

with hawt sauce

ok if short shorts and sandals guy said "spread!" to any of you bitches, you'd ALL ask "how wide?"

just sayin'

xoxo

that's what i'm sayin'!!

I would probably just say "blackberry jam, thank you."

lol kjb u don't know me at all

"bitch" please

that guy is hot, his sandals are way lame but he can always take those off and then it's all good to go

I have a pair of white tennis shorts that are short short like that bjorn borg pic
I work out in them at the gym sometimes
but I wouldn't walk around on the street in them, they are a bit much (or I'm too skurred)

yea he just needs to take his sandals and glasses off! love a guy with bare feet anyway

YEAH

let's see a picture of the shorts btw

I like guys in sandals, but the flippier the better.

i respectfully differ on the matter of dude's hotness.

as a wise woman once said, "where's the beef?"

i can take or leave beef (i'd rather take). but a more important douche indicator is hair imo, and his indicates.

i'm not usually taken with porn actors but i have been smitten by colby keller lately. 6'2", beefy without being overly muscled, unassuming boy-next-door charm. i'll leave the nsfw google image search to you all.

see, THAT'S the beef i'm talking about.

gis-ing isn't cheating, even a little bit, right?

i think the fact that i'm at work trumps guilt as a reason to not gis tbh

here, let me help u:

http://nude-sex.eu/gs/thumbs/feed3/353/keller-colby-b1fad63c.jpg

wow

meh

:)

oof.

i'm just not a boy next door kind of guy! he looks like "peter parker"

i need a man baby

I <3 <3 <3 beef/"chunk". Also "Real Men" are nice and all but boys next door are so much more appealing to me.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Ri61sbkRL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-12,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

12 pack
:)

i need a man baby

That's kinda gross

http://manbabies.com/

i keep (blissfully) forgetting that website exists :/

my favorite is when guys have these really chiseled abs but then these LOVE HANDLES that make it impossible for you not to smile. IT IS THE BEST COMBINATION

18 pack
:)

i am a fave of the love handles-only crowd.

OMGOMGOMG I was standing on the corner of 57th and 8th talking to my friend Sally and BROCK FUCKING HART WALKED RIGHT PAST ME OMG OMG I WANTED TO DIE

http://gaybearheads.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/TGS111_016.jpg

OMG y'all! Check out Henry as Henrietta

I have probably upped this before but after sending it to Elmo we both agreed that it should be (re-?)posted. It's a really obscure Tom Tom Club track from 1995 that was on the "Party Girl" soundtrack, and it's really bouncy/sparse/slinky/awesome track with a killer beat. It is such a fucking jam. And look, it's on zshare, so you can just listen to it at the link.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/74964079221c5fae/