Sorry, gotta rep for skinny legged boys, but only a little bit. I wouldn't be caught dead in those shorts with my legs.
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link
i love me some thighs. those shorts just suck. khaki is not my thing, but yknow.
i recently acquired a pair of hot-pink nut=-hugging short-shorts from my female friend who happens to be my size. they are fucking awesome.
uhm, ok, and got ahead of myself on things with se4n. we've talked, and pretty much been like, 'we are in each other's lives and are really REALLY happy about that. if we get drunk and fuck sometime that's cool too. we can still make out and sleep in the same bed w/o having sex. and we love each other.' uh yeah. tbqh, i'm relieved. i want him as my friend more than my boyfriend at this point anyway.
(also he's writing his final paper right now at my desk. i'm helping him edit :) )
and that said, wow, saturday after the myles c00per warehouse show, crazy times with boy.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago) link
u know what, that sounds like a mature way to handle it to me. why bog each other down if ur happy as it is? is bog a word ? . . .
― who the fuck knows (surm), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 05:10 (fourteen years ago) link
i am a fan of thighs.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I biked alllll over campus/town yesterday! And towards the day I had to bike two miles xtown from one library to another, but I was really exhausted so I caved in and got on one of the idling campus busses. And while I was waiting for the driver to return I thought about thighs, and then got off the bus and biked.
― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link
clarification: i am a huge fan of huge thighs. rugby player thighs, like BOOM.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link
I have thighs like a bad chicken wing :/
― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
with hawt sauce
― Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
ok if short shorts and sandals guy said "spread!" to any of you bitches, you'd ALL ask "how wide?"
just sayin'
xoxo
― Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
that's what i'm sayin'!!
― la senora (surm), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I would probably just say "blackberry jam, thank you."
― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link
lol kjb u don't know me at all
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
"bitch" please
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link
that guy is hot, his sandals are way lame but he can always take those off and then it's all good to go
I have a pair of white tennis shorts that are short short like that bjorn borg picI work out in them at the gym sometimes but I wouldn't walk around on the street in them, they are a bit much (or I'm too skurred)
― twice boiled cabbage is death, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link
yea he just needs to take his sandals and glasses off! love a guy with bare feet anyway
YEAH
― la senora (surm), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
let's see a picture of the shorts btw
― la senora (surm), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I like guys in sandals, but the flippier the better.
― Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link
i respectfully differ on the matter of dude's hotness. as a wise woman once said, "where's the beef?"
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link
i can take or leave beef (i'd rather take). but a more important douche indicator is hair imo, and his indicates.
― robert bly is mrs. doubtfire? (Matt P), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm not usually taken with porn actors but i have been smitten by colby keller lately. 6'2", beefy without being overly muscled, unassuming boy-next-door charm. i'll leave the nsfw google image search to you all.
see, THAT'S the beef i'm talking about.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
gis-ing isn't cheating, even a little bit, right?
― robert bly is mrs. doubtfire? (Matt P), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
i think the fact that i'm at work trumps guilt as a reason to not gis tbh
― robert bly is mrs. doubtfire? (Matt P), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
here, let me help u:
http://nude-sex.eu/gs/thumbs/feed3/353/keller-colby-b1fad63c.jpg
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
wow
― Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
meh
:)
― robert bly is mrs. doubtfire? (Matt P), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
oof.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm just not a boy next door kind of guy! he looks like "peter parker"
― robert bly is mrs. doubtfire? (Matt P), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
i need a man baby
I <3 <3 <3 beef/"chunk". Also "Real Men" are nice and all but boys next door are so much more appealing to me.
― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Ri61sbkRL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-12,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg
― bieber benz or bentley (donna rouge), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link
12 pack:)
― robert bly is mrs. doubtfire? (Matt P), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
That's kinda gross
― who's always getting head from the commissioner (Eric H.), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://manbabies.com/
i keep (blissfully) forgetting that website exists :/
― bieber benz or bentley (donna rouge), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link
my favorite is when guys have these really chiseled abs but then these LOVE HANDLES that make it impossible for you not to smile. IT IS THE BEST COMBINATION
― la senora (surm), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link
18 pack:)
― robert bly is mrs. doubtfire? (Matt P), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link
i am a fave of the love handles-only crowd.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
OMGOMGOMG I was standing on the corner of 57th and 8th talking to my friend Sally and BROCK FUCKING HART WALKED RIGHT PAST ME OMG OMG I WANTED TO DIE
http://gaybearheads.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/TGS111_016.jpg
― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
OMG y'all! Check out Henry as Henrietta
― Kevin John Bozelka, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I have probably upped this before but after sending it to Elmo we both agreed that it should be (re-?)posted. It's a really obscure Tom Tom Club track from 1995 that was on the "Party Girl" soundtrack, and it's really bouncy/sparse/slinky/awesome track with a killer beat. It is such a fucking jam. And look, it's on zshare, so you can just listen to it at the link.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/74964079221c5fae/
― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
you sent me this before but u r right, it is awesome.
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah I'm pretty sure I sent it to Joe too, and probably KJB and others.
― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
you did!
guys, KJB's link is AMAZING
― bieber benz or bentley (donna rouge), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
and reminds me that i saw a gay stag film from the probably the '30s? on saturday. it featured a man dressed like ali baba with a "harem dancer" whose face and body are covered entirely by her outfit, but then she mounts the guy and lifts up the dress and SURPRISE a penis and you can guess the rest.
― bieber benz or bentley (donna rouge), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
What are we, mentalists?
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Was just reading last summer's thread again for no particular reason.
It's like everyone was a whole different person. Except Ramz. Which is why he's sort of the best person on these threads.
― who's always getting head from the commissioner (Eric H.), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Also wanted to lay an olive branch and welcome table back.
― who's always getting head from the commissioner (Eric H.), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 when i was in jr high school, my bus driver once said to me "never change, ramzi. never change."
loved her
― la senora (surm), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
It's like everyone was a whole different person.
who was I then – Marla Gibbs?
― Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link
It is pretty amazing how much I've changed in the past year. Or six months. Or even three months.
― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link