Tiger Woods car/life crash

All screamers and club-throwers need to get a fucking grip on the course, even especially the multimillionaire ones.

fixed

thanking u

the analogy jim nantz is making is so dum that he should be fired for making it

also, this --

I think whatever he's done to this point is good enough to keep doing for the rest of his career. His attitude doesn't have to 'go over real well' with anybody, he just needs to have the lowest score at the end of Sunday.

-- is baloney. Tell that to Tim Finchem, the companies that have kept his sponsorship deals, the companies that have dropped his sponsorship deals, parents of kids who said "god dammit" for the first time because they heard the best golfer in the world say it, etc etc. They'll all tell you to buy a fucking vowel and solve the puzzle. If he doesn't improve his image, he'll be toast within five years. It's okay, he's got enough money to last the rest of his life. But if Nicklaus' majors record really means anything to him, he's got to make a PR move to go with the golf talent.

Wow, Jim Nantz is on fire in this Simmons podcast.

xp what'er they gonna do, kick him off the tour? not sayin his image and his game dont go somewhat hand in hand but if he wanted to he could go total scorched earth fuck everything (no pun intended) and still prolly take down the majors record

Wow, Jim Nantz is on fire in this Simmons podcast.

― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, April 13, 2010 4:57 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

what do they talk about

Masters, NCAA tourney, NFL overtime.

He's very fiery!

I don't know. It's an interesting and complicated question. For one thing, I think there's a minimum number of events that PGA Tour players are supposed to play in per year. Tiger would lots rather just emerge from seclusion for the majors, but would Finchem let him? Also, TF has been real quiet and behind-the-scenes in penalizing players, but that smooth facade kind of got cracked by John Daly. Would he suspend Tiger for a week or a month for on-course cussing? Doubt it.

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he could theoretically just play the majors and wgc events the way, say, some1 like westwood does (who doesnt belong to the pga iirc)

yea any sort of discipline would be kinda crazy and i dont think it's really finchem's style to put his foot down like that.

it's a much different image issue than someone like david stern or rodg goddell is dealing w/, altho the product & audience is a lot diff too

Woods Withdraws (that's what she said) from Players Championship

Woods, who missed the cut last week at Quail Hollow, has been in tunnel-vision mode this week, brushing past volunteers and fans after every round on his way to the clubhouse. On Saturday, one of the fans he passed, a young boy, shouted, “Hey, Tiger! Say so long to that No. 1 ranking. Kiss it goodbye!”

Woods replied, "You're an asshole, little boy. I hate you and your family."

...and that boy's name was...actually I don't know. Never mind.

“I’ve been playing with a bad neck for quite a while,” Woods said, adding, “I might have a bulging disk.”

I would so have got myself beaten unconscious with a 7 iron at this point in the press conference.

possibilities endless.

i'd have gone with the obvious floppy/hard question, then if there were time trying to find out whether 3.5in, 8in, what have you, then on my way out the door there'd definitely have been a final query about RAM capability.

Gotta say if Woods gets to win another six majors it will be some achievement.

Woods, who missed the cut last week at Quail Hollow, has been in tunnel-vision mode this week, brushing past volunteers and fans after every round on his way to the clubhouse

He was always like this though surely?

depending on hottness

definitely has always had "tunnel" "vision"

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elin to get 3/4 of a billion in the settlement - you go girl!

holy fuck

dayum

she can never speak in public about him or write about him, even after he's dead.

worth it imo

She'd probably be happy to never have to say his name again with 3/4 bill in her pocket.

I'd forget my OWN name for that.

go girl

In a perfect world she gets that 3/4 billion and can live her life however she damn well pleases. Skywrite her memoirs if she wants. The idea that there are any stipulations that come with that settlement kind of annoys me.

not arguing with you but that's how settlements usually work afaik.

real world sucks imo

if it makes you feel better, i'm sure she had the option to not settle for $750 million and instead write a book and pocket a cool $15 million

how's this, if Elin does ~nothing~ except throw this into a basic savings/money market/CD:

$750 000 000 * 2.25% / 12 = $1 406 250 MONTHLY income

man i need to get cheated on by a golfer

O_O

New life plan.

Thatsallotttadough

sorry, i should have specified that is only interest income... the $.75B principal will always be there if the $27k/week isn't enough.

shasta what would you do w/ 27 grand a week

b real

no charity

i would learn how to play golf

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the chappelle show episode w/ the racial draft was on tonight -- wonder if the tiger woods pick would be considered a bust now

haahaha

http://i56.tinypic.com/5wfssm.jpg

tiger lookin v good this back 9

yeah he is GOING IN atm

someone should sample Tiger growling 'get down' for a funky dnb tune.

just mcilroy's luck tbh

66!

hopefully he doesnt blow up tomorrow, him in it on sunday will be p great tv