Excelsior? I Hardly Knew Her (In Truth, I Knew Her Well) AKA The Funnyhaha Korner

-- TOMBOT (jesu...), January 25th, 2006. (later)

AHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ohh mercy.

-- Jordan (jordan...), December 22nd, 2005.

jordan you MADE a dude?

-- s1ocki (slytus...), December 22nd, 2005.

Met. Met a dude. Not made. I'm not playing dog, here.

-- Jordan (jordan...), December 22nd, 2005.

But what if some people hear faster?
-- dave q (scrape10...), January 11th, 2003 9:35 PM.

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Like dogs and bats? Oh, no wait...
-- Kim (grimstitc...), January 11th, 2003 9:38 PM. (Kim)

but the roffles occur at:

is it realy not offencive?
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 24th, 2006 11:38 PM. (link)

lol virgin can't spell
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), January 24th, 2006 11:39 PM. (papa la bas)

"you're alright larusso"

-- j blount

-- Dan (Only Without The Internal Logic Or Style) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), January 25th, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)

you remind me of someone i know.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), January 26th, 2006. (The Lex) (later)

never.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later)

i've actually been dead for a number of years now and merely running on leftover hate.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later)

you remind me of my jeep

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), January 26th, 2006. (Matt Helgeson) (later)

you wanna wax me?

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later)

And ever since Peter Jennings freaked me out at one of the political conventions by turning off the arena crowd and showing the blue weatherman wall behind him, I don't trust any of those fuckers anymore.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006 1:39 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later) (link)

THEY ARE PROBABLY STANDING IN FRONT OF HOT BLUE-SCREEN COVERED CHEERLEADERS!!

-- Jams Murphy (littleknow...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006 2:21 PM. (ystrickler) (later) (link)

MTVStreetTeam: hey nebody lookin 4 j/o buddiez rofl
MTVStreetTeam: 1st 2 send jpg of boobs gets free keychain
MTVStreetTeam: wow 1st impressions of earth it rokz! lol
MTVStreetTeam: pimp my ride yo
MTVStreetTeam: yo

MTVStreetTeam has left the chatroom.

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006. (link)

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), January 26th, 2006. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

Do not try the Karate Kid method of nail pounding if you lack depth perception.

-- Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (wooderso...), January 26th, 2006. (miloaukerman) (link)

-- Paul Eater (list...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006 3:02 PM. (eater) (later) (link)

I just feel like that needs to be said.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), January 26th, 2006. (later)

He sounds like a whiney bitch on a bike to me...

-- Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (fuckyouandyouremail@gmail.com), January 26th, 2006. (later)

having read your reviews, I suppose it's redundant to say you're high, and that you own too many albums.

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonymicci...), February 22nd, 2003.

Okay but so seriously, keep talking about this.

-- nabisco (--...), January 27th, 2006 5:08 AM. (nabisco) (later)

What did the farmer say to the vegetarian?

"You eat my products and I beat your face in!!"

-- Johnny B Was Quizzical (john.barlo...), January 26th, 2006 3:38 PM. (later)

-- philip sherburne (psherburn...), January 27th, 2006.

-- AaronK (fuzz_...), January 27th, 2006.

Shocked is finding out that mayonaise is made of whipped eggs, but Hamas winning the election is like getting your salad tossed by your sister on a dare. You know its coming, you dont want to deal with it, and afterwards you just want to ram a screwdriver down your pee hole.

-- spink (o...), January 26th, 2006.

you remind me of someone i know.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), January 26th, 2006.

never.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006.

i've actually been dead for a number of years now and merely running on leftover hate.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006.

you remind me of my jeep

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), January 26th, 2006.

you wanna wax me?

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006.

-- Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (fuckyouandyouremail@gmail.com) (webmail), Today 10:39 AM. (The Famous Jimmy Mod) (later) (link)

CORRECTION. TWO THREADS.

-- TOMBOT (understandabl...), January 27th, 2006. (later)

-- oooops (as...) (webmail), October 27th, 2004 5:53 PM. (link)

then you've been drinking the wrong whites

-- Porkpie (porkypi...) (webmail), October 27th, 2004 5:54 PM. (porkpie) (link)

Or the right piss!

-- Casuistry (chri...) (webmail), October 27th, 2004 7:15 PM. (Chris Piuma) (link)

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...) (webmail), January 27th, 2006. (link)

He meant it as a compliment, but...

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), January 27th, 2006. (link)

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 28th, 2006 1:26 PM. (Ned)

But the old actors are funny...? I don't get you.

-- Nige (sakj...), January 28th, 2006 1:27 PM.

There there.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 28th, 2006 1:30 PM. (Ned)

You sound jaded. Maybe take a break from posting on ilx?

-- Nige (sakj...), January 28th, 2006 1:32 PM.

But that would be distressing to my fragile sensibilities.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 28th, 2006 1:32 PM. (Ned)

What about the fragile whatnots of the people on the board who have to put up with your anti-Friends diatribes?

-- Nige (dlk...), January 28th, 2006 1:35 PM.

What about them, indeed.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 28th, 2006 1:36 PM. (Ned)

Must everything come back to sex with you?

-- Nige (dlakd...), January 28th, 2006 1:36 PM.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), January 28th, 2006. (later)

isn't it time you changed your name?

-- RJG (RJ...), January 28th, 2006. (later)

You could be right.

-- The Homosexual Internet Sex Cannibal (fluxion2...), January 28th, 2006. (later)

a little too otm

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 28th, 2006. (later)

-- Mary (marysurnam...), January 28th, 2006 4:28 PM. (link)

Next you'll be telling me she was married to a Pulitzer Prize winner.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 28th, 2006 4:29 PM.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 28th, 2006.

God

-- StanM (Stan10...), January 28th, 2006.

I remember that album being the one where they FELL THE FUCK OFF actually

-- milton parker (milton.parke...), November 28th, 2005.
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I felt so betrayed when it came out, they strayed from the formula, walked straight out of eden, those fucking greedy careerist bastards, oozing hate from their souls, fucking 'pop goes the world', assholes

-- milton parker (milton.parke...), November 28th, 2005.
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yeah

-- milton parker (milton.parke...), November 28th, 2005.