Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

oh god I know right! times reviewers be catty.

haha i kno it's great

“I Know Who Killed Me” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). It has stripping, stigmata and amputee sex.

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/files/2007/07/scaled.lilostrippinphoto_09_hires.jpg

pacino is definitely dark, arguably handsome, but hardly tall

-- mookieproof, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:40 (Yesterday) Link

hahaha yuppers

He looked like Barbara Walters in Oceans 13.

that pic is hottttttt

So Nicole is offically pregnant with that fat dude from Good Charlotte's baby.

http://i18.tinypic.com/52pvzut.jpg

This year sucks for celebutanates, they're no fun anymore (besides Lindsay)... we need new ones now. Corey Kennedy, anyone? No?

diane got an interview???

yeah EXCLUSIVE

she's so hot (diane). wait did it air?

no, it airs on Good Morning America on Thursday and 20/20 on Friday.

and yeah Diane is way hot. I love her voice.

me too. comforting and smooth. wow that's funny. nicole's been looking cuter to me even though she's still not really a person

I'm really missing miccio's insight on this whole nicole pregnancy thing

So the new Lohan is torture porn? I thought it was a (badly made) serious thriller or something.

who the fuck knows it's badly made, it's porny and it has a lot of limbs in it

i'm fucking there

i'm taking a field trip of teenage boys to it saturday

Nice

i can't think of anything better for them to see (including bourne!)

It'll be great.

I'm really missing miccio's insight on this whole nicole pregnancy thing

-- teeny, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 12:04 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

otm :-(

hahahaa that's hilarious roxy.

Man, she's using Ask.com in that trailer, that's great.

i know it's hilarious

Oh noes! Now she's being sued for erotic driving! (ok then, erratic)

http://www.news24.com/News24/Entertainment/Celebrities/0,,2-1225-2108_2157114,00.html

ugh i rly can't keep up anymore and it's just annoying. she's pretty, sexy and enigmatic onscreen, and she's a big fucking flake.

<I>So Nicole is offically pregnant with that fat dude from Good Charlotte's baby.</I>

Anyone looks fat compared to Nicole. I mean, please, look at Diane, she looks like a whale.

a hot whale

hot whales are hot

i know it's hilarious

-- Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 12:38

one post in between

ugh i rly can't keep up anymore

-- Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 18:28

back in rehab

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_6559281

rehab = morning after pill

I love how that column features a picture of the columnist pointing at me.

haha and you can ENLARGE IT!

i thought they were going to send her to hazelden

I love how that column features a picture of the columnist pointing at me.

The column is called "Culture Vulture." I guess gossip about LiLo is what passes for culture in Utah.

Apparently this kitten looks like La Lohan

h a i was going to post that last week, i figured no one would know what the hell i was talking about

ok so i think i'm going to see I Know Who Killed Me tonite

:D :D :D

it sounds roughly on a par with Butterfly Effect

i hope it's all i want it to be: absurd, absurd and LINDSAY!!!

this made me really want to see it:
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2007/08/killing-joke.html

OH!!! that's what made my boyfriend suggest we go tonight! that's his favorite blogger!

wow

Ah, another gay boy discovers the wonders of Rich Juzwiak.

The column is called "Culture Vulture." I guess gossip about LiLo is what passes for culture in Utah.

-- jaymc, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:57 (Yesterday) Link

in what world is a column named "culture vulture" not obviously about "trashy" celeb gossip? you may have realized this had you read the entire column title, which is, again, "culture vulture." as in, a vulture of culture. picking at the garbage, etc.

instead, the large buttplug you constantly have up your asshole whenever you post anything to the board was probably distracting you, more than usual, making the word "culture" scream out at you for a chance to level the most vulgar state you've never been to with your icy wit! them and their LiiiiiLooooo gossip in their newwwwspapers. it's all about LiLo there. LiLo this, LiLo that. LiLo.

LiLo.

christ you are such a douche.

holy moley

in what world is a column named "culture vulture" not obviously about "trashy" celeb gossip? you may have realized this had you read the entire column title, which is, again, "culture vulture." as in, a vulture of culture. picking at the garbage, etc.

you seem to be unfamiliar with popular usage of the term "culture vulture"