The Sun Is Shining For The First Time In Forever; We're Gay! Fagz Club Spring 2010

happy belated birthday, lou!

i keep seeing tall boys with tall faces and tall sideburns. i want to hug them and kiss them and fall asleep on their chests.

Aww thank you, boys! Stevie, I'm 28 already. You can call me Gramps. :)

I used to see this fellow around town a lot. RIP.

http://www.towleroad.com/2010/04/nyc-community-and-lgbt-rights-activist-harry-wieder-killed.html

So, got a press release for that upcoming Stonewall doc and noted a comment I've seen before, but never really dwelled on.

A treasure-trove of archival footage gives life to this all-too-recent reality, a time when Mike Wallace announced on a 1966 CBS Reports: "The average homosexual, if there be such, is promiscuous. He is not interested in, nor capable of, a lasting relationship like that of a heterosexual marriage."

Just throwing this out there because I know there are people in this thread for whom moving beyond the politically correct aspirations toward gay marriage seems totally natural.

Neither is Larry King.

Yep, pretty much. Larry King = average homosexual.

I should have added an xpost but lol yes.

The average flatulent decrepit heterosexual CNN host, if there be such, is not interested in, nor capable of, a lasting relationship.

The average flatulent decrepit heterosexual CNN host, if there be such, is not interested in, nor capable of, a lasting relationship.

The average flatulent decrepit heterosexual CNN host, if there be such, is not interested in, nor capable of, a lasting relationship dutch oven.

so the guy i met, i thought he had washed his hands of me for some reason, and then out of the blue tonight he texts me and wants to kick it, so i'm gonna go over there, and now i'm super nervi, and i was making this big dinner/dessert w/ my roommate and now i've totally lost my appetite, which is what usually happens here, even tho me & this kid are cool & had a dope time last time

Haha, yeah, fuck that nervous feeling. I'm going out to an upscale dinner at an upscale restaurant with a group of reasonably upscale gays tomorrow night (many of whom I'm meeting for the first time) and I'm already worried about farting through the whole evening.

Have a glass of wine, gentlemen, and enjoy the show. We're rooting for you.

if all goes according to plan, i've got a P-town trip in august to look forward to! i should probably bring like, two flasks, right?

I can't drink wine. A single sip makes me nauseous. Strictly beer + liquor for me. :(

I need to go somewhere this summer on my new austerity budget. Besides Atlanta.

I'm going to get so drunk so fast.

I'll do wine and mixed drinks, but beer is still beyond me. In that sense, I'm gay.

I'll do wine and mixed drinks, but beer is still beyond me. In that sense, I'm gay.

Same? I can do lagers and Heineken or Corona, but actual beer is just too heavy. I can hold my alcohol, but with beer I get sick before I get drunk.

I love beer so much.

I have taken an hour trainride just so I could go to the one bar in the Portland area I know of that has my favorite microbrew from back home.

Love me some beer. Also just did a tasting the other day and can now tell the difference between Cab, Shiraz, and Merlot.

Eric, have you ever farted in public? I cannot imagine you doing so.

lol so apparently the reason the dude never got back to me is cuz he never checks the email i had for him -_- -_- -_- -_- -_-

AS I SHUFFLE OFF THIS MORTAL COIL (THE INTERNET)

i was like "well, text messaging is prob too invasive. i'll just send a nice email." AND THEN NOTHING, you know? *sigh* lyfe, internet, modern world

So, wait, are you not going over then?

no i am!

but he texted me tonight, which i thought was out of the blue, but i checked my email afterward and he was like "oh hey i never check this email"

i knew that whole thing was fishy . . . like obviously he wanted u bad, like a hit single in a summer with no anthem

Eric, have you ever farted in public? I cannot imagine you doing so

Define public.

Also, I just watched Do the Right Thing too early in the season. Apparently I want this thread to turn over into summer already.

guys i THREW UP beforehand wtf

Um, my night will go better than that tomorrow, haha.

Tough break, kid.

i mean it didn't really change the outcome of the night at all but still wtf

Ah, well then go get 'em, champ.

whoa! never had the jitters that bad :/

but...good job ultimately!

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hi surm!

hey :-)

damn, sarges, you a fiend

No starting summer threads before May 28, plz

I just biked a little over 15 miles yesterday and might go for a huge bike ride again today. At this rate I should have my substantial biker thighs in no time.

I would like to propose a FAP on THURSDAY MAY 13 at wherever. Surm you must must come!!

OK, gays, I need to buy some cologne for this highfalutin (highfagutin?) evening and need some recommendations.

My bike's been idle since late last summer. One of the wheels needs to be trued.

highflatulent evening

What do you think the cologne is for?

I thought cologne was illegal in MN as it should be in the rest of North America. Back during my Jackie Collins: Hollywood Wives obsession, I annoyed people with Giorgio VIP:

http://www.99perfume-wholesale.com/image/GIORGIO_VIP_M.jpg

Now I sport this 'cologne' which is what I suggest for you lessin you want to make enemies before you've made friends:

http://www.vitadiscount.com/vitasprings/deodorant-stick-spring-fresh-nature-s-gate.jpg

Giorgio. Got it. Headed to the perfume counter now.