:O
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 10 February 2008 22:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Wow, never knew evolution was basically a racist concept. Thanks for the info!
― Bodrick III, Monday, 11 February 2008 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I never thought of defending a batshit crazy point by just throwing out a non sequitor, but it does make sense from a strategic point of view.
"How do you know God made man in his own image?" "Because people paint flowers." "No, I mean what evidence do you have?" "...Soup can!"
I mean, you can't argue that.
― jposnan, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:03 (sixteen years ago) link
THE TRUTH FOR YOUTH
― and what, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:04 (sixteen years ago) link
meanwhile
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/15729_thumb.gif
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb0213extra_cd.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0212dd.jpg
[insert obama thunbs up]
― kingfish, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 06:06 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/15730_thumb.gif
HAY, did you guys hear?! hitler was a vegetarian! guess that shows all them vegans what for! der hey!
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/15731_thumb.gif
and have fun with this one:
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM080209SuperTuesday.jpg
― kingfish, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 06:13 (sixteen years ago) link
omfg
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 06:19 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/15733_thumb.gif
― kingfish, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 06:21 (sixteen years ago) link
That does make a good point about short politicians with big ears. Throw Perot in there too.
― Eppy, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 06:46 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/save_the_date.gif
http://www.faithmouse.com/save_the_date_blog.gif
Print File
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link
zomg
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 February 2008 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link
not bad. why is one otter sporting a merkin?
― kingfish, Saturday, 16 February 2008 03:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Faithmouse comic / 'I, Aborto'
http://www.faithmouse.com/i_aborto_1.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/i_aborto_2.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/i_aborto_3.gif
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 06:38 (sixteen years ago) link
oh these ones aren't as much fun
― kingfish, Saturday, 16 February 2008 06:42 (sixteen years ago) link
No, I can actually follow these.
― Mark C, Saturday, 16 February 2008 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link
SERIOUSLY guys can we give Lacey his own separate thread and get him to stop spamming this one into the ground?
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 16 February 2008 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
This ain't spam. This is some batshit rightwing stuff that blows my mind every time.
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 16 February 2008 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link
A guy hoarding fetuses under Minneapolis to build a soul machine.
No, these should be kept right here.
Though if you're going to build a soul machine in the Twin Cities, I'd suggest doing it in Chanhassen instead.
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 16 February 2008 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm wondering if a proper soul machine would look more like some funky huge Tesla dynamo thing, or more like something out of "Stargate". I suppose there are video games covering the same topics I could investigate were I so inclined, but fuggit.
― kingfish, Saturday, 16 February 2008 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I've changed the wording to read 'at last my soul machine will be complete, because you haven't actually seen it yet.
I'm all in favor of contributing to a separate thread where I can spam away to my heart's delight. I agree that if I keep posting full pages here it's going to weigh down the thread. The lowest I can go with scans is about a 15 quality jpeg, but even those are sizeable.
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link
The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread
― libcrypt, Saturday, 16 February 2008 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1953336/posts
2007 Today's Toons Favorites: Results various | 1/14/08 | various
Posted on 01/14/2008 4:54:47 AM PST by pookie18
After starting with >13,000 possibilities, the 3rd annual Best Of Today's Toons is over & all the votes have been tallied. Neither hanging nor pregnant chads were encountered & Diebold equipment was not used. First, a few stats. This was the closest voting to date. 29 of the 40 finalists received 1st-place votes. There were 82 valid entries received & thanks to all of you who took the time to vote!! Votes were cast, in order of preference, for between 1 & 10 of the finalists. Cartoonists Michael Ramirez(12), Sam Ryskind(3), Glenn McCoy(3), Eric Allie(2), Mark Thornhill(2) & Chris Muir(2) all had the multiple items in the finals. FReepers reagan_fanatic & ThePeoplesCube had one item apiece. The method of scoring was as follows: A 1st-place vote received 10 pts., a 2nd-place vote earned 9 pts., ..., down to a 10th-place vote which got 1 pt.
If you'd like to inquire about possibly helping (as one FReeper has already done) with the Best Of 2008, FReepmail me by the end of this month at the latest (shortly after which the Best Of January 2008 will be determined) & I'll tell you what would be involved. And now, the results:
#40 (51 pts./0 1st-place votes; finished tied for 22nd in the preliminary round):
― and what, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
uhhhh: http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/022108.jpg
― Mark Clemente, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:22 (sixteen years ago) link
But wait a minute, Godwin's Law just says:
"As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."
which doesn't actually have anything to do with whether the analogy is appropriate or not, or that the person making the analogy automatically loses.
But anyway, yeah, you know those guys, the ones who aren't advocating torture, going on about how we have enemies inside who are weakening our own resolve and stabbing our soldiers in the back? they're the real nazis n' shit. They're such horrible people. Why, things would be much better if we could just "get rid" of them somehow...
― kingfish, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Dumb liberal, you don't understand, sometimes you make godwin's law and loses.
― bnw, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link
jesus
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Ignoring the rest of the batshittery in that strip, those boobs are REALLY strange.
― emil.y, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Calling those "her words" is indeed rather strange. Some are, but it's still pretty mangled.
http://hughhewitt.townhall.com/MediaPlayer/AudioPlayer.aspx?ContentGuid=9e3a08aa-ad84-46cf-8492-6aff289bca42
(A little after 8 min in.)
― libcrypt, Thursday, 21 February 2008 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, whups. Did I say "uniformed" there? Silly typo. I meant "uninformed".
― libcrypt, Thursday, 21 February 2008 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Nice clip.
"You probably haven't heard that, have you? You probably haven't seen that, did you? You probably didn't know that... could you?"
― ledge, Thursday, 21 February 2008 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm080220.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0221wj.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM080220ObamaShame-.jpg
― kingfish, Friday, 22 February 2008 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0219dd.jpg
ptsd + firearms = comedy gold
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080220.jpg
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080216.jpg
the duck's right! we should get rid of the fda, who needs it?
― kingfish, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/16109_image.gif
― kingfish, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Having taught math for 5 years to idiotic ADD college kids, the notion of arming teachers has always seemed incredibly foolish to me. The times that I would have gladly pointed a firearm at a student's head and shouted, SHUT UP AND INTEGRATE OR EAT LEAD, LITTLE JOHNNY, are greater than a sober mathematician can count.
― libcrypt, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Angry kermit is really fucking scary. I don't appreciate that.
― en i see kay, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Also lol at the "ashamed" one being typeset in MS Paint.
"The Obama's Gliding"
― en i see kay, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:14 (sixteen years ago) link
The Obamas' Gilding.
― libcrypt, Friday, 22 February 2008 02:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Often times, I've struggled to shoehorn a political point into a nonsensical anecdote involving lab rats that can read, and at those times I ask myself, "What would Mallard Fillmore do?"
― jposnan, Friday, 22 February 2008 05:44 (sixteen years ago) link
holy shit, the duck made a funney:
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080301.jpg
http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/5/3160_image.gif
remember, it's only good if there's the "Spend" flower in there.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 05:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM080303HillarysExp.jpg
― kingfish, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 06:40 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.comics.com/creators/union/archive/images/union22444970080324.gif
reminds me of... http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon-Campaign-Funding.jpg
― abanana, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:33 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg0414j.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm080415.jpg
being in the mid 1930's, apparently.
and there's one here from the evergreen file:
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20080416RZ2AP-Pelosi.jpg
― kingfish, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I miss this thread.
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0409ad.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0331bd.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0331ad.jpg
― kingfish, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
whenever someone says "alternative lifestyle" i salivate like crazy since that phrase makes me want to spit at people
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Look at that lib hypocrisy! Now, who was it that called 'em "pea-brained" again?
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Answer: Oh nobody did, but they sure as heck meant it!
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ = con forays into post-structuralism.
And we're back. I am apparently too thicko to get what's going on here: http://www.creators.com/comics/37/19641_image.gif
Hey, why not re-use your own strip art:
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/19641_image.gif
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/19636_image.gif
― kingfish, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link
oops, that second strip should be this:
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/19638_image.gif
― kingfish, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 02:37 (sixteen years ago) link