A thread for Phil Hartman

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The bald chick--what's with her head? Let's start with the chick.

. . .

I'll tell you what you better understand. Next time Old Glory rides up that pole, you'd better sing that anthem, darling.

It's not my flag, I'm Irish.

Oh yeah? Well then stay off of this stuff. That's the curse of you people.

rael imperial aerosol kid, Sunday, 6 November 2005 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

eight months pass...
"NewsRadio" reruns just started on Nick at Nite last week -- eight shows in a row on Tuesday (? -- check your local listings) mornings before the sun comes up.

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 09:31 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

Seriously, fuck Andy Dick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U27SzxD1Xyo

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Ten years ago next week :-(

StanM, Friday, 22 May 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

:(

Johnny Fever, Friday, 22 May 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Damn, I had thought it was coming up soon.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 May 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I think it's eleven.

kate78, Friday, 22 May 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

It is eleven, he died in 1998.

homage is parody gone sour (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 22 May 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Sorry!

StanM, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

No big deal, I just thought I remembered reading a "10 years on" type of article last year.

homage is parody gone sour (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 22 May 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I just remember 1998 a little too well.

kate78, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link

watched a truckload of Newsradio on Hulu the last couple of weeks

^defense is impregnable (will), Friday, 22 May 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Little snippet of the clueless 40s actor at the end of his SNL audition...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X2hqdOMxyM

"I can do any dialect. Go ahead, call out a dialect."

"French!"

"I don't do that."

The Amy Misto Family Knife (Plasmon), Thursday, 9 December 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLyJ4QMj-5M

From the Shales/Miller book:

"Jon Lovitz:

"I'll tell you a story about Phil. You know, we do that sketch Jim Downey wrote, 'Tarzan, Tonto, and Frankenstein.' So they did it once where it was like a talk show and Nora Dunn was doing the 'Pat Stevens Show' with Tarzan, Tonto, and Frankenstein. And Phil is Frankenstein and all of a sudden he starts laughing, right, like he just completely broke up -- ha ha, you know, he laughed out loud. And then he stopped.

"And then about fifteen seconds later, he just completely lost it. So then of course we all started laughing, because he's just losing it. And I'm thinking, 'What is he doing? We're on live television. It's not the Groundlings.' . . . So afterward I asked him, I said, 'What happened? What was so funny?' So he said, well, he was sitting there as Frankenstein and something happened, and thinking about how silly the sketch was, you know, just the idea of it made him laugh all of a sudden. So he started laughing. And then he stopped, right? And then, he said, he was sitting there thinking how funny it must have looked to see Frankenstein laugh like that. And then that just made him like lose it."

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Wednesday, September 7, 2005 8:01 PM (5 years ago)

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Absolutely crying laughing over the German impressionist about halfway through the audition tape.

The animal magnetism of Tim Pawlenty (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Zomg real tears of real laughter at the German. Ow it hurts

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I get so sad every time I hear his voice on the simpsons

the nagl is the nagl (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities.
This way to the cafeteria!

― Phil Hartman, also the king of cameos (nickalicious), Thursday, September 8, 2005 12:19 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

<3 <3 <3

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Friday, 10 December 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like if I had phil hartman's voice I would get so many chicks

the nagl is the nagl (dayo), Friday, 10 December 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

six months pass...

just found out we went to the same highschool

jaxon, Thursday, 30 June 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link

that german impressionist bit had me crying with laughter. oh my god.

by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 30 June 2011 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

I hope his wife is burning in hell
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rip nyc chicken (am0n), Friday, 1 July 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

How heart-breaking is that odd sketch with and Jan Hooks where she plays an old woman that goes to a safety deposit box to reminisce? She puts on some pearls or something and is transformed into a young woman and dances with Phil Hartman while they sing a duet, and then at the end she becomes the old woman again, and the bank security guard puts his hand on her shoulder and its Phil as an old man...? This summary doesn't really do it justice, but when they aired it after Phil's death there wasn't a dry eye in (my) house.

Spot on. Bless ya, Phil:

http://vimeo.com/23450183

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 7 January 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

"He fancied himself a master thespian - the actor's actor. His performances had more filigree than a Gothic cathedral."

Fanfare for the History Mayne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 January 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

...fifteen years. Jesus.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 05:24 (eleven years ago) link

:(

still remember hearing about this on the radio while coming home from a family vacation -- my mom and i were both seriously bummed out.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 06:11 (eleven years ago) link

Simply the best.

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

I was at work the day it happened, and part of my job was actually monitoring the AP and other newswires for news about our clients, and I saw this come across. I was dumbfounded. I still can't believe he's dead sometimes.

I was just recently re-watching some season 3 Simpsons, and watched the one where Bart is accused of murdering Skinner. Lionel Hutz is so great in that episode, esp. when Skinner turns up alive at the end. "Your honor, do I still get paid>"

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

I hope that, in honor of the anniversary yesterday, Jon Lovitz went out and beat up Andy Dick.

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

Would have been 65 today.

A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link

go with god you big palooka

I’m a sophisticated guy, I like sophisticated music (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link

eleven months pass...

I've already got it coming in the mail (hopefully today).

Johnny Fever, Monday, 22 September 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link

seein him in Pee Wee's Playhouse episodes makes me miss him all over again

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 September 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.avclub.com/article/maura-tierney-affair-newsradio-and-being-fired-gro-210942

AVC: Do you have a definitive Phil Hartman story?

MT: Um. [Long pause.] I don’t know. I do remember one thing he said to me. Joe Rogan was being so fucking mean to me one day—and mostly we were all friends, but Joe could be a weirdo—and I was sort of upset about it, so I was just sitting over in the corner. And Phil came over and put his arm around me, and he said, “You know, I just want to tell you you’re loved.” Isn’t that really nice? I know you expected me to tell some wacky story about Phil, but he was like that, too. He just put his arm around me and said that. He was so sweet. He was a really nice man.

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link

:)

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link

three years pass...

20 years ago today.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 03:56 (six years ago) link

Didn't remember him doing Trump (and Jan Hooks as Ivana) on SNL...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1gC912LUq0

Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 07:39 (six years ago) link

Also: Somebody uploaded a mastercut of the Max Jerome ads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jlvK3Uc7e4

Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 08:01 (six years ago) link

three years pass...
one year passes...

Would have been 75 today...

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 September 2023 22:20 (nine months ago) link

Joe Rogan was being so fucking mean to me one day—and mostly we were all friends, but Joe could be a weirdo

Nice to know he was always like this.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 24 September 2023 23:22 (nine months ago) link

Yeah, looking again at Newsradio in recent years and it's pretty much all there already, except his character is generally regarded by the show as an idiot and tool.

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 September 2023 23:55 (nine months ago) link

Wasnt he an afterthought/change of actor anyway? ISTR the pilot had anoter guy.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 25 September 2023 00:24 (nine months ago) link

Sort of. They originally cast Ray Romano as the handyman/tech guy, but he was dismissed before the pilot was filmed, and was replaced by an actor named Greg Lee, who was then replaced by Rogan when the series was picked up. Lee's character was a little different from Rogan's, which was probably tailored to his existing style (Rogan had already been doing standup and had other similar TV roles)

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 25 September 2023 00:58 (nine months ago) link

IIRC Rogan's character is depicted and constantly called out as a paranoid nut who's into crazy conspiracies. Anyway, that show has one of the craziest casts - it's pretty cool how they were able to tap into the best-known ensembles from that era due to the connections each actor had with either SNL, Kids in the Hall, the Ben Stiller Show, etc. with all of their other alum doing good guest turns, but so many of the main cast had these ridiculous fates. I guess everyone knew Andy Dick was a nutty creep, but Hartman getting murdered, Foley's horrendous divorce and Rogan's rise to fame, influence and billions of dollars....who would've guessed.

birdistheword, Monday, 25 September 2023 02:55 (nine months ago) link

connections each actor had with either SNL, Kids in the Hall, the Ben Stiller Show

^all those fall under SNL either by SNL itself or Broadway Video

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 25 September 2023 03:14 (nine months ago) link


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