Which animal would you use to crush Scrappy Doo?

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I disagree. I think that kids will better learn to solve problems by examining the evidence in real time, rather than going back and being all "oh, look what they did there."

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't think it was possible for Scrappy Doo to be more annoying, and then I encountered Scrappy Doo in Greek

Anything With Bagpipes (HI DERE), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Hahaha amazing

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 April 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link

ESOL students probably wouldn't understand Scrappy.

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Going back and being all "look what they did there" means they work out the show's formula and then start looking for clues themselves in following episode rather than being spoon-fed "THIS IS A CLUE!" by Scrappy, leading to improved mystery solving skills in later life.

mierda defensa ... no impedir ... espectador (onimo), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

light-switch moment in HI DERE's clip is all kinds of Freudian disturbing

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

onimo OTM, scrappy is for kids who need a flashing sign above the clue

writer who first came up w/scrappy should be killed

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Most kids need a sign flashing above the clue. That's why this country is slipping so far behind in producing professional scientists, engineers, and doctors!

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I am cracking up at how many syllables are in the translation of "PUPPY POWER"

Anything With Bagpipes (HI DERE), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

give me a fish, and I'll eat for a day; teach me to fish, and I'll eat for a lifetime; introduce Scrappy Doo to an otherwise cool show, and I'll bathe in your remains

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

TRACKING

Tracer Hand, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Most kids need a sign flashing above the clue.

they don't, actually, imo. most kids are a lot smarter than adults give them credit for. scrappy doo is adult writers condescending very badly to kids, which is why most kids (now grown ups on this thread) instinctively went "fuck this, give me back my somewhat lame but mainly cool mystery cartoon"

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha I was only listening to the audio track since I was at work and totally missed half of the amazing shit in that Greek Scrappy Doo video

Anything With Bagpipes (HI DERE), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

like Scrappy's raging egomania

Anything With Bagpipes (HI DERE), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

also wau Shaggy is high in every language

Anything With Bagpipes (HI DERE), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

most kids are a lot smarter than adults give them credit for.

I'll give you this. I was being a little inflammatory*. I think kids need a little bit of walking through processes and a lot of room to explore. Scrappy's really good at the latter.

*I am largely just being a little inflammatory here, on this parody thread, which is not even about Scrappy Doo. It's about Goofy. Remember Goofy?

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

^intentional commas, btw

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost -- Do not try and cravenly hide away from your claims. You love Scrappy and are scared now.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, my above post should read "former". sigh

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

*I am largely just being a little inflammatory here, on this parody thread, which is not even about Scrappy Doo. It's about Goofy. Remember Goofy?

Are you sure...?

Anything With Bagpipes (HI DERE), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

scooby-doo is so fucking bad, like even little kids can tell it sucks and is boring, a pup named scooby-doo is the only incarnation that is not just hateful towards its audience in its shittiness and ugliness and so imo focusing on scrappy as a problem is kind of a red herring (!)

A B C, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

but scrappy-doo does suck. scooby dum is just kind of unsettling

A B C, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Thread title instantly improved, let us discuss the ways.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG1wuVE3RSY

Anything With Bagpipes (HI DERE), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Ned, I like Scrappy. And like Scrappy I will stand up to the abandoned-rural-airport-owner-dressed-up-in-a-bedsheet that is you, Dan, and aerosmith, no matter how much my slinky, druggy compatriots try to pull me away.

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

OMG Dan, I'm crying here.

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

How could you think of doing that to such an intelligent, courageous little dog? You're heartless.

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Best Yahoo Answers question ever:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006012000254

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

lollllllllllllllllllllllllll

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

@ thread title change

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

I think my equivalent of Scrappy is that fucking singing and dancing alien they introduced near the end of the movie Explorers. Loved the first 2/3 of that movie so much as a kid. Hated that alien. Hated it so much.

╓abies, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

And again Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7960405796

This group is for those who hate Scrappy Doo and wish death upon him. If only Scooby had not saved him so many times. That little dog had a deathwish.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

How could you think of doing that to such an intelligent, courageous little dog? You're heartless.

Scrappy Doo is neither intelligent nor courageous. He is a parasite. He must be crushed between the hooves of an angry cow if we are to make any progress on this planet.

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPDnnU7N5mE

I am increasingly convinced our children are on drugs

DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMM! (HI DERE), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

kingkongvsgodzilla - the dyao of scrappy doo?

iatee, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Endlessly relevant information here:

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1867/whats-the-relationship-between-tvs-scooby-doo-and-scrappy-doo

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

oh my God getting so high later and watching all two minutes and eight seconds of the scooby dumb montage over & over & over & over

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

that fucking singing and dancing alien they introduced near the end of the movie Explorers

Ah here it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSKWsausWnU =fuck you grownups this is why you can't have bubble tape

╓abies, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Not sure why this thread changed theme but before it did - no one issued the blasphemous opinion that Goofy is a cow, did they?

Mordy, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Scooby Dum is fucking excellent

btw Aerosmith, take notes on that greeting, I expect to recreate it with you and post the resulting video to Youtube

DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMM! (HI DERE), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

also the opinion was floated that Clarabell was a cowvestite

DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMM! (HI DERE), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

lolol@Scooby Dum sniffy the magnifying glass

╓abies, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

scooby-doo is so fucking bad, like even little kids can tell it sucks and is boring

This little kid agreed w/you but still watched it because it was the only cartoon in a certain timeslot. But I hated every minute. Would rather watch the worst episode of Thundarr than the finest episode of Scooby Doo, a cartoon dedicated to the premise that THERE IS NO ACTUAL MAGIC IN THE WORLD, ONLY AVARICE

International Harvester Of Eyes (Jon Lewis), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

u have to understand that b4 the internet, scooby doo was the only way you could keep up with what the globetrotters were up 2.

(m)(m )(m b)(m bi)(m bis)(m biso) (m bison), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Fuck that mystery solving is an A+ premise

╓abies, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

wish I could add one scene to every ending of scooby-doo where the guy says "I would have gotten away with it, too" and fred says "well fuck you, asshole" in response

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

lol m bison

the unfinest of viking jokes only (call all destroyer), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

every Youtube clip of Scooby Dee I can find has been overdubbed with horrible fart noises ;_;

DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMM! (HI DERE), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

can I just say that Scooby Dum rising from behind a bush and quoting the famous line from Beethoven's 5th is kind of a perfect encapsulation of what makes America both great & terrible at the exact same time

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link


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