Which animal would you use to crush Scrappy Doo?

scooby-doo is so fucking bad, like even little kids can tell it sucks and is boring, a pup named scooby-doo is the only incarnation that is not just hateful towards its audience in its shittiness and ugliness and so imo focusing on scrappy as a problem is kind of a red herring (!)

but scrappy-doo does suck. scooby dum is just kind of unsettling

Thread title instantly improved, let us discuss the ways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG1wuVE3RSY

Ned, I like Scrappy. And like Scrappy I will stand up to the abandoned-rural-airport-owner-dressed-up-in-a-bedsheet that is you, Dan, and aerosmith, no matter how much my slinky, druggy compatriots try to pull me away.

OMG Dan, I'm crying here.

How could you think of doing that to such an intelligent, courageous little dog? You're heartless.

Best Yahoo Answers question ever:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006012000254

lollllllllllllllllllllllllll

@ thread title change

I think my equivalent of Scrappy is that fucking singing and dancing alien they introduced near the end of the movie Explorers. Loved the first 2/3 of that movie so much as a kid. Hated that alien. Hated it so much.

And again Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7960405796

This group is for those who hate Scrappy Doo and wish death upon him. If only Scooby had not saved him so many times. That little dog had a deathwish.

Scrappy Dappy Doo...
http://remix.vg/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/dappy-240x300.jpg

How could you think of doing that to such an intelligent, courageous little dog? You're heartless.

Scrappy Doo is neither intelligent nor courageous. He is a parasite. He must be crushed between the hooves of an angry cow if we are to make any progress on this planet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPDnnU7N5mE

I am increasingly convinced our children are on drugs

kingkongvsgodzilla - the dyao of scrappy doo?

Endlessly relevant information here:

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1867/whats-the-relationship-between-tvs-scooby-doo-and-scrappy-doo

oh my God getting so high later and watching all two minutes and eight seconds of the scooby dumb montage over & over & over & over

that fucking singing and dancing alien they introduced near the end of the movie Explorers

Ah here it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSKWsausWnU =fuck you grownups this is why you can't have bubble tape

Not sure why this thread changed theme but before it did - no one issued the blasphemous opinion that Goofy is a cow, did they?

Scooby Dum is fucking excellent

btw Aerosmith, take notes on that greeting, I expect to recreate it with you and post the resulting video to Youtube

also the opinion was floated that Clarabell was a cowvestite

lolol@Scooby Dum sniffy the magnifying glass

scooby-doo is so fucking bad, like even little kids can tell it sucks and is boring

This little kid agreed w/you but still watched it because it was the only cartoon in a certain timeslot. But I hated every minute. Would rather watch the worst episode of Thundarr than the finest episode of Scooby Doo, a cartoon dedicated to the premise that THERE IS NO ACTUAL MAGIC IN THE WORLD, ONLY AVARICE

u have to understand that b4 the internet, scooby doo was the only way you could keep up with what the globetrotters were up 2.

Fuck that mystery solving is an A+ premise

wish I could add one scene to every ending of scooby-doo where the guy says "I would have gotten away with it, too" and fred says "well fuck you, asshole" in response

lol m bison

every Youtube clip of Scooby Dee I can find has been overdubbed with horrible fart noises ;_;

can I just say that Scooby Dum rising from behind a bush and quoting the famous line from Beethoven's 5th is kind of a perfect encapsulation of what makes America both great & terrible at the exact same time

every Youtube clip of Scooby Dee I can find has been overdubbed with horrible fart noises ;_;

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i have no idea why that sentence caused uncontrollable lols for a minute but there u have it

You weren't alone there, m bison.

i used to watch just like half-day blocks of scooby doo and other terrible cheaply-animated old hanna-barbera kids-in-a-vehicle shows on cartoon network. i knew they were bad but something kept me there and eventually i'd notice that it was dark outside and my lungs felt achy

A B C are you telling me that if I stop doing that my lungs will feel less achy

xpost -- Trying to imagine how Dave Eggers will write that screenplay now.

what the hell is with you guys this week? i went away for an hour. AN HOUR. and this thing has exploded? is everyone out of work or something? you guys know it's nice outside, right? it's fucking spring - go outside.

WE'RE IN WORK DUDE

no shit, you think I'd be posting Youtube clips of Scrappy Doo in Greek if I wasn't at work? imo fuck that

hahahahahah

Basically, if I was down in the old Indian Caves and came upon what looked to be a ghost bear, I wouldn't run away and hide chattering in some barrel. I'd look that ghost bear square in the eye and say "PUPPY POWER!" and then I would cold sock him in the lip.

Or the shin, really...

later, we would all say "remember that time we were down in the old Indian Caves and kingkongvsgodzilla got his soul sucked out be a ghost bear? that was really sad"

"who knew farmer johnson was a master practitioner of Santeria?"

RIP

xp

btw I am strawpolling "Scrappy Doo: Yay or Nay?" on Facebook and, unsurprisingly since he is worse than being doused with rancid whale sperm mid-yawn, our little yippy scourge is racking up 100% Nays.

xpost Dan that would not be allowed to happen b/c that would mean there could actually be such a thing as a ghost bear, and this show does not allow us such fancies. It's actually an evil capitalist with a rug thrown over him and a sound effects record on a turntable hidden behind those rocks over there.

he is worse than being doused with rancid whale sperm mid-yawn

i just barfed a little in my mouth.

a whale sperm has to be the size of a sardine .

you seem to have missed my second post, where it is implied that the ghost bear was actually Farmer Johnson in disguise using his frightening zombie knowledge to trap poor kingkongvsgodzilla's soul in eternal torment (;_;)

tried to just post "Scrappy Dappy Doo!" as a stand-alone post and discovered where my moral center truly lies