I'll do wine and mixed drinks, but beer is still beyond me. In that sense, I'm gay.
Same? I can do lagers and Heineken or Corona, but actual beer is just too heavy. I can hold my alcohol, but with beer I get sick before I get drunk.
― Alex in Montreal, Saturday, 1 May 2010 02:03 (fourteen years ago) link
I love beer so much.
― WE THE VIKING (The Reverend), Saturday, 1 May 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link
I have taken an hour trainride just so I could go to the one bar in the Portland area I know of that has my favorite microbrew from back home.
― WE THE VIKING (The Reverend), Saturday, 1 May 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Love me some beer. Also just did a tasting the other day and can now tell the difference between Cab, Shiraz, and Merlot.
Eric, have you ever farted in public? I cannot imagine you doing so.
― Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Saturday, 1 May 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link
lol so apparently the reason the dude never got back to me is cuz he never checks the email i had for him -_- -_- -_- -_- -_-
AS I SHUFFLE OFF THIS MORTAL COIL (THE INTERNET)
― ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link
i was like "well, text messaging is prob too invasive. i'll just send a nice email." AND THEN NOTHING, you know? *sigh* lyfe, internet, modern world
― ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 02:35 (fourteen years ago) link
So, wait, are you not going over then?
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 May 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link
no i am!
― ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link
but he texted me tonight, which i thought was out of the blue, but i checked my email afterward and he was like "oh hey i never check this email"
i knew that whole thing was fishy . . . like obviously he wanted u bad, like a hit single in a summer with no anthem
― la senora (surm), Saturday, 1 May 2010 04:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Eric, have you ever farted in public? I cannot imagine you doing so
Define public.
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Also, I just watched Do the Right Thing too early in the season. Apparently I want this thread to turn over into summer already.
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago) link
guys i THREW UP beforehand wtf
― ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 05:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Um, my night will go better than that tomorrow, haha.
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Tough break, kid.
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 06:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean it didn't really change the outcome of the night at all but still wtf
― ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 06:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Ah, well then go get 'em, champ.
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 06:06 (fourteen years ago) link
whoa! never had the jitters that bad :/
but...good job ultimately!
― a connecticut muffin in king arthur's flour (donna rouge), Saturday, 1 May 2010 06:56 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
― la senora (surm), Saturday, 1 May 2010 06:58 (fourteen years ago) link
hi surm!
― a connecticut muffin in king arthur's flour (donna rouge), Saturday, 1 May 2010 07:04 (fourteen years ago) link
hey :-)
― la senora (surm), Saturday, 1 May 2010 07:06 (fourteen years ago) link
damn, sarges, you a fiend
― WE THE VIKING (The Reverend), Saturday, 1 May 2010 07:21 (fourteen years ago) link
No starting summer threads before May 28, plz
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 May 2010 10:59 (fourteen years ago) link
I just biked a little over 15 miles yesterday and might go for a huge bike ride again today. At this rate I should have my substantial biker thighs in no time.
― Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Saturday, 1 May 2010 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link
I would like to propose a FAP on THURSDAY MAY 13 at wherever. Surm you must must come!!
― Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Saturday, 1 May 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link
OK, gays, I need to buy some cologne for this highfalutin (highfagutin?) evening and need some recommendations.
My bike's been idle since late last summer. One of the wheels needs to be trued.
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link
highflatulent evening
― ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
What do you think the cologne is for?
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought cologne was illegal in MN as it should be in the rest of North America. Back during my Jackie Collins: Hollywood Wives obsession, I annoyed people with Giorgio VIP:
http://www.99perfume-wholesale.com/image/GIORGIO_VIP_M.jpg
Now I sport this 'cologne' which is what I suggest for you lessin you want to make enemies before you've made friends:
http://www.vitadiscount.com/vitasprings/deodorant-stick-spring-fresh-nature-s-gate.jpg
― Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 1 May 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Giorgio. Got it. Headed to the perfume counter now.
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
So, Eric and J0rdan...how were your respective flatulent evenings?
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 May 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
my hand still smells like butt, so good
― ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Every night's flatulent with me, but tonight's when I get to break up a Buñuel dinner party with it.
xpost jealous!
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Vomit, butt -- whatever effluvia works.
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 May 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.kafaayari.com/wp-content/phantom_of_liberty2.jpg
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
i just got back from picking through a dozen yard sales and i smell like attic dust, granny grime, and body odor. as long as we are describing our frangrances for the day.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 1 May 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I too smell like body odor. I was way gross and didn't shower after my bike ride yesterday (i was dry by the time i got home, k?) but I did change my underwear and shirt and will probably shower after my superlong bike right later today.
― Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Saturday, 1 May 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Just spent an hour and a half admiring the ass, calves, forearms and jet black hair of a guy I asked, out of the blue, if he'd like to tie in at the climbing gym. Came away from the experience profoundly aware of how unfair life is. He's married for 12 years, has three kids, is 36 years old, looks 22. I finished my climbs today looking 50.
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Eric!! And here I thought you were the shy, quiet type.
― Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link
ew why is everybody talking about gross stuff. jordan u started it
― la senora (surm), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry!
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:59 (fourteen years ago) link
xp oh please, like everything in your life smells like roses and freshly-baked snickerdoodles
― Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Sunday, 2 May 2010 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link
I smell like citron tea and a slightly unwashed hoody.
― Gesualdo Rivera (Daruton), Sunday, 2 May 2010 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i recently told my friends there are three words i will not stand for: sniff, nasty, and fart.
like i can't
i shaved tonight and i look like a peach cobbler
― la senora (surm), Sunday, 2 May 2010 05:24 (fourteen years ago) link
upscale gays
i.e., the enemy?
My dick goes totally limp at this phrase.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 May 2010 06:06 (fourteen years ago) link
gays I will fuck = belchers
I am the shy, quiet type, Stevie. The fact that I approached the guy at all was partially based on his being straight.
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Sunday, 2 May 2010 09:08 (fourteen years ago) link
And I had a belching contest with one of the "upscale gays" tonight.
Of course, that was mere minutes before I ditched them to hang out with a group of straight friends. The more things change...
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Sunday, 2 May 2010 09:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Went to a housewarming party thrown by an Upscale Gay couple. A spread (homemade ceviche and spinach-artichoke dip) as impressive as the view of the intercoastal and ocean. At one point one of the owners followed me to the bathroom, where he serviced me after locking the door behind him. That's my kind of upscale dip.
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link
sounds like "Spread" could be his nickname
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link