The Sun Is Shining For The First Time In Forever; We're Gay! Fagz Club Spring 2010

lol so apparently the reason the dude never got back to me is cuz he never checks the email i had for him -_- -_- -_- -_- -_-

AS I SHUFFLE OFF THIS MORTAL COIL (THE INTERNET)

i was like "well, text messaging is prob too invasive. i'll just send a nice email." AND THEN NOTHING, you know? *sigh* lyfe, internet, modern world

So, wait, are you not going over then?

no i am!

but he texted me tonight, which i thought was out of the blue, but i checked my email afterward and he was like "oh hey i never check this email"

i knew that whole thing was fishy . . . like obviously he wanted u bad, like a hit single in a summer with no anthem

Eric, have you ever farted in public? I cannot imagine you doing so

Define public.

Also, I just watched Do the Right Thing too early in the season. Apparently I want this thread to turn over into summer already.

guys i THREW UP beforehand wtf

Um, my night will go better than that tomorrow, haha.

Tough break, kid.

i mean it didn't really change the outcome of the night at all but still wtf

Ah, well then go get 'em, champ.

whoa! never had the jitters that bad :/

but...good job ultimately!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hi surm!

hey :-)

damn, sarges, you a fiend

No starting summer threads before May 28, plz

I just biked a little over 15 miles yesterday and might go for a huge bike ride again today. At this rate I should have my substantial biker thighs in no time.

I would like to propose a FAP on THURSDAY MAY 13 at wherever. Surm you must must come!!

OK, gays, I need to buy some cologne for this highfalutin (highfagutin?) evening and need some recommendations.

My bike's been idle since late last summer. One of the wheels needs to be trued.

highflatulent evening

What do you think the cologne is for?

I thought cologne was illegal in MN as it should be in the rest of North America. Back during my Jackie Collins: Hollywood Wives obsession, I annoyed people with Giorgio VIP:

http://www.99perfume-wholesale.com/image/GIORGIO_VIP_M.jpg

Now I sport this 'cologne' which is what I suggest for you lessin you want to make enemies before you've made friends:

http://www.vitadiscount.com/vitasprings/deodorant-stick-spring-fresh-nature-s-gate.jpg

Giorgio. Got it. Headed to the perfume counter now.

So, Eric and J0rdan...how were your respective flatulent evenings?

my hand still smells like butt, so good

Every night's flatulent with me, but tonight's when I get to break up a Buñuel dinner party with it.

xpost jealous!

Vomit, butt -- whatever effluvia works.

http://www.kafaayari.com/wp-content/phantom_of_liberty2.jpg

i just got back from picking through a dozen yard sales and i smell like attic dust, granny grime, and body odor. as long as we are describing our frangrances for the day.

I too smell like body odor. I was way gross and didn't shower after my bike ride yesterday (i was dry by the time i got home, k?) but I did change my underwear and shirt and will probably shower after my superlong bike right later today.

Just spent an hour and a half admiring the ass, calves, forearms and jet black hair of a guy I asked, out of the blue, if he'd like to tie in at the climbing gym. Came away from the experience profoundly aware of how unfair life is. He's married for 12 years, has three kids, is 36 years old, looks 22. I finished my climbs today looking 50.

Eric!! And here I thought you were the shy, quiet type.

ew why is everybody talking about gross stuff. jordan u started it

sorry!

xp oh please, like everything in your life smells like roses and freshly-baked snickerdoodles

I smell like citron tea and a slightly unwashed hoody.

i recently told my friends there are three words i will not stand for: sniff, nasty, and fart.

like i can't

i shaved tonight and i look like a peach cobbler

upscale gays

i.e., the enemy?

My dick goes totally limp at this phrase.

gays I will fuck = belchers

I am the shy, quiet type, Stevie. The fact that I approached the guy at all was partially based on his being straight.

And I had a belching contest with one of the "upscale gays" tonight.

Of course, that was mere minutes before I ditched them to hang out with a group of straight friends. The more things change...

Went to a housewarming party thrown by an Upscale Gay couple. A spread (homemade ceviche and spinach-artichoke dip) as impressive as the view of the intercoastal and ocean. At one point one of the owners followed me to the bathroom, where he serviced me after locking the door behind him. That's my kind of upscale dip.

sounds like "Spread" could be his nickname

I love ceviche and blowjobs

i feel like on separate occasions tho

I have never had ceviche. What is the awesomeness ratio of ceviche : blowjobs?

Cold shrimp, crushed garlic, sticky lips.