Just spent an hour and a half admiring the ass, calves, forearms and jet black hair of a guy I asked, out of the blue, if he'd like to tie in at the climbing gym. Came away from the experience profoundly aware of how unfair life is. He's married for 12 years, has three kids, is 36 years old, looks 22. I finished my climbs today looking 50.
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Eric!! And here I thought you were the shy, quiet type.
― Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link
ew why is everybody talking about gross stuff. jordan u started it
― la senora (surm), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry!
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:59 (fourteen years ago) link
xp oh please, like everything in your life smells like roses and freshly-baked snickerdoodles
― Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Sunday, 2 May 2010 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link
I smell like citron tea and a slightly unwashed hoody.
― Gesualdo Rivera (Daruton), Sunday, 2 May 2010 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i recently told my friends there are three words i will not stand for: sniff, nasty, and fart.
like i can't
i shaved tonight and i look like a peach cobbler
― la senora (surm), Sunday, 2 May 2010 05:24 (fourteen years ago) link
upscale gays
i.e., the enemy?
My dick goes totally limp at this phrase.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 May 2010 06:06 (fourteen years ago) link
gays I will fuck = belchers
I am the shy, quiet type, Stevie. The fact that I approached the guy at all was partially based on his being straight.
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Sunday, 2 May 2010 09:08 (fourteen years ago) link
And I had a belching contest with one of the "upscale gays" tonight.
Of course, that was mere minutes before I ditched them to hang out with a group of straight friends. The more things change...
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Sunday, 2 May 2010 09:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Went to a housewarming party thrown by an Upscale Gay couple. A spread (homemade ceviche and spinach-artichoke dip) as impressive as the view of the intercoastal and ocean. At one point one of the owners followed me to the bathroom, where he serviced me after locking the door behind him. That's my kind of upscale dip.
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link
sounds like "Spread" could be his nickname
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
I love ceviche and blowjobs
― WE THE VIKING (The Reverend), Sunday, 2 May 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link
i feel like on separate occasions tho
― la senora (surm), Sunday, 2 May 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I have never had ceviche. What is the awesomeness ratio of ceviche : blowjobs?
― Alex in Montreal, Sunday, 2 May 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Cold shrimp, crushed garlic, sticky lips.
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 May 2010 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Do not be that one guy at the party who always to cum in the ceviche.
― WE THE VIKING (The Reverend), Monday, 3 May 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link
One of these days, I'll have a food story. Until then, bravo, Alfred!
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Monday, 3 May 2010 04:08 (fourteen years ago) link
yea word up on that food story man
― la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
i have a food story!!!! the case of the famous chinese food. ryan and i were out late at night, and we got mugged, and we came home and had chinese food and then some.
that's it, that's my food story. it's not that good (we were on our way to see peaches!!)
― la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link
That is sad!! I hope you did not lose much :( I have never been mugged and get nervous at the thought.
― Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Monday, 3 May 2010 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link
i did not lose anything, but i had to stand there and watch the love of my life get robbed of his cell fone, wallet and scottish plaid umbrella. fuckin sucked.
― la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link
o and his cell fone was a star tac - one of those silver flips! shit is like vintage nowadays
at least neither of you got stabbed?
― J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link
no, no - no stabbing.
― la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I am not telling my sort-of food story here.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 May 2010 05:03 (fourteen years ago) link
uh, wow, food. this guy i am having a thing with (three nights in a row, i'm kind of exhausted) cooked SILKWORM PUPAE last night at this barbecue. actually not bad— like a nutty fake chicken taste?
anyway, yeah, he's pretty wild. commercial diver, underwater welder, film-maker, sex-worker, punk rock.
now to search for jobs and get on food stamps.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Monday, 3 May 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
i watched "snapped" yesterday, about an ex male stripper who got killed. he was very hot. now he's dead.
― la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
that was my sunday afternoon.
― la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link
The last guy I was seeing was such a fussy eater, he was lovely but it's such a relief that I no longer have to worry about showing him menus to veto - now I can just sit at home with soup for one.
I do want to hear Dr Morbius' food story now though
― boxedjoy, Monday, 3 May 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs561.snc3/30656_542416381104_4302681_31829270_3123794_n.jpg
HAIRCUT.. plus u can see the triangle tat on my hand.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link
yah hair!!!
loving this whole stylistic choice tbh
― la senora (surm), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry to pry tabes, but is dudes name M@++ by any chance?
― underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link
lolz yes.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
rad. old friend. again, sorry fr nosing, just got stoked cause i like that guy a bunch
― underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link
damn, u tan
― a connecticut muffin in king arthur's flour (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link
he's hella cool.
and yeah, i am tan. bicycling in california does that to a person ;)
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link
tabes very new wave
I'll just give the punchline to my food story: "Well it is the day after Thanksgiving."
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link
My roommates keep leaving their dishes in the sink unwashed for days at a time and I'm wondering how to get them to stop without being a dick and yelling at them, or being a martyr and doing them myself.
― y kant immanuel rite (Daruton), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link
that's disgusting.
tell them to do their fucking dishes or u'll hire a cleaning lady and charge them.
― la senora (surm), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry /residual roommate angst
― la senora (surm), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link
the dishes in our house haven't been done in months
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link
um
how do u eat/
― la senora (surm), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean it's really disgusting, but that's kinda just how things go
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
we wash dishes when we need them
wow
it's undeniably gross, but it's also how i've lived for like the past 3 years, also i hate doing dishes so idk
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
i got into it recently. i got like immersed in the bubbles, and i got this feeling like "i am taking care of something"
like, my house became my battleship, and i was the captain. all in that one moment.
― la senora (surm), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link