The Sun Is Shining For The First Time In Forever; We're Gay! Fagz Club Spring 2010

And I had a belching contest with one of the "upscale gays" tonight.

Of course, that was mere minutes before I ditched them to hang out with a group of straight friends. The more things change...

Went to a housewarming party thrown by an Upscale Gay couple. A spread (homemade ceviche and spinach-artichoke dip) as impressive as the view of the intercoastal and ocean. At one point one of the owners followed me to the bathroom, where he serviced me after locking the door behind him. That's my kind of upscale dip.

sounds like "Spread" could be his nickname

I love ceviche and blowjobs

i feel like on separate occasions tho

I have never had ceviche. What is the awesomeness ratio of ceviche : blowjobs?

Cold shrimp, crushed garlic, sticky lips.

Do not be that one guy at the party who always to cum in the ceviche.

One of these days, I'll have a food story. Until then, bravo, Alfred!

yea word up on that food story man

i have a food story!!!! the case of the famous chinese food. ryan and i were out late at night, and we got mugged, and we came home and had chinese food and then some.

that's it, that's my food story. it's not that good (we were on our way to see peaches!!)

That is sad!! I hope you did not lose much :( I have never been mugged and get nervous at the thought.

i did not lose anything, but i had to stand there and watch the love of my life get robbed of his cell fone, wallet and scottish plaid umbrella. fuckin sucked.

o and his cell fone was a star tac - one of those silver flips! shit is like vintage nowadays

at least neither of you got stabbed?

no, no - no stabbing.

I am not telling my sort-of food story here.

uh, wow, food. this guy i am having a thing with (three nights in a row, i'm kind of exhausted) cooked SILKWORM PUPAE last night at this barbecue. actually not bad— like a nutty fake chicken taste?

anyway, yeah, he's pretty wild. commercial diver, underwater welder, film-maker, sex-worker, punk rock.

now to search for jobs and get on food stamps.

i watched "snapped" yesterday, about an ex male stripper who got killed. he was very hot. now he's dead.

that was my sunday afternoon.

The last guy I was seeing was such a fussy eater, he was lovely but it's such a relief that I no longer have to worry about showing him menus to veto - now I can just sit at home with soup for one.

I do want to hear Dr Morbius' food story now though

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HAIRCUT.. plus u can see the triangle tat on my hand.

yah hair!!!

loving this whole stylistic choice tbh

sorry to pry tabes, but is dudes name M@++ by any chance?

lolz yes.

rad. old friend. again, sorry fr nosing, just got stoked cause i like that guy a bunch

damn, u tan

he's hella cool.

and yeah, i am tan. bicycling in california does that to a person ;)

tabes very new wave

I'll just give the punchline to my food story: "Well it is the day after Thanksgiving."

My roommates keep leaving their dishes in the sink unwashed for days at a time and I'm wondering how to get them to stop without being a dick and yelling at them, or being a martyr and doing them myself.

that's disgusting.

tell them to do their fucking dishes or u'll hire a cleaning lady and charge them.

sorry /residual roommate angst

the dishes in our house haven't been done in months

um

how do u eat/

i mean it's really disgusting, but that's kinda just how things go

we wash dishes when we need them

wow

it's undeniably gross, but it's also how i've lived for like the past 3 years, also i hate doing dishes so idk

i got into it recently. i got like immersed in the bubbles, and i got this feeling like "i am taking care of something"

like, my house became my battleship, and i was the captain. all in that one moment.

Hahaha. I recently went on a sort of cleaning frenzy and asserted myself in the scheme of the decorating/organization of the place and hopefully implanted some guilt about being a fucking slob, but that's probably unlikely.

I'm trying to see if leaving their dishes neatly stacked (yet unwashed) outside of the sink so that I can still use it, and to make apparent the dirty/clean contrast will work. We'll see.

Capt Surm, do u have a dishwashing uniform?

my strategy for a while was to be best friends w/ a girl who dated guys who did dishes. true story.

lol no i don't, it's mostly my silk robe

Tabes, if I never told you before, I'll tell you now. You have unreal, beautiful lips.

^^THIS

i like doing dishes and do them fairly frequently (i get annoyed when they pile up). i do sometimes let the caked-on tough-to-get-off stuff sit for days in soapy water out of absentmindedness

if nothing else it's an excellent way to procrastinate

j0rdan abt being crusty and doing dishes when you need them, pretty otm. I have been there, it is life, whatever.

I do them every few days or so. If I get really lazy I might go a week.

i try to and INTEND to do them regularly, but the fact of the matter is I cook food and then eat it and then leave my house, and I come home and maybe go online and then sleep and leave my house again and forget that the sink with my dishes in it even exists :(