Jeremy Clarkson's "The World According To Clarkson" is one of Penguin's "best books of its kind to be published in recent years"

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Lorry drivers cool with jokes about murdering prostitutes shocker.

Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 10:58 (fifteen years ago) link

See? The lorry drivers come out to defend one of their own.

What did you dandy fops do to support our RusseLl?

Mark G, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link

COLIN ROBERTSON
Deputy TV Editor
ANOTHER day — another edgy comment on the BBC.

But there’s a difference. Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross’ prank on Andrew Sachs was outrageous as he did not deserve it.

Yet Clarkson’s remarks can easily be filed in the drawer marked “joke”.

Some don’t get it. But if stars start avoiding edgy gags to please them, that really would be a joke.

Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link

News International newspaper defends News International newspaper columnist, News at Ten...

The answer is NOT Volkswagen (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Nobody is gunna vote Russell Brand as PM, that's why.

India's second-favourite Australian popstar (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 11:09 (fifteen years ago) link

so much hypocrisy in all this, i think my head's gonna explode

MacElby's Puddin'© (stevie), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 11:26 (fifteen years ago) link

More than 500 people complain now.

Mark G, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Only another 29,500 to go

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link

how to reconcile desire to see Clarkson suffer with fact that making jokes about lorry drivers killing women is 100% funny

Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:48 (fifteen years ago) link

you know, i saw this on monday and was pretty disturbed by it. i mean, clarkson's obv a cunt, but... joking abou a murder seems about a million times more offensive than making a joke about having had consensual sex with someone's granddaughter.

MacElby's Puddin'© (stevie), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link

What murder was he joking about?

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

the murder of the Earth, by man and his carbon-spouting machinations

Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

joking about a murder seems about a million times more offensive than making a joke about having had consensual sex with someone's granddaughter.

you do mean, of course, calling up a specific murder victim's grandad on air to mock him about it?

darraghmac, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link

That's more Radio 2 than Top Gear

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

This murder(er), I thought.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38496000/jpg/_38496473_sutcliffe_bbc_238.jpg

nate woolls, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Nah, lorry driver as murderer is pretty strongly held in UK folklore, hence the Viz strip "Laurie Driver"

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Well you thought wrong (xp)

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Wasn't that guy in Suffolk a lorry driver as well?

nate woolls, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link

i was thinking specifically the guy muyrdering prostitutes in Norwich a couple years back? xp yeah that one

MacElby's Puddin'© (stevie), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

He had been a lorry driver, but not at the time of the murders. Listen Dom, he's knows his sick humour.

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Listen to Dom

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Not wanting to get all Clarkson, and wanting even less to agree with anything Jimmy Carr says, but the latter is absolutely OTM about everything in this country at the moment feeling like going to school and being told off for breathing. I'm fed up with it.

The answer is NOT Volkswagen (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

SOMETHING MUST BE DONE

darraghmac, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Let's ask David Cameron what he thinks should be done about the evil Clarkson

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link

"That Clarkson nicked ma bike frae ootside Tesco's, the cunt..."

The answer is NOT Volkswagen (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link

OK, so we know what Bobby Gillespie thinks of him

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link

"Aye but its wreckage looked beautiful and punk rebel against the sunset o' rock an' roll an' that..."

The answer is NOT Volkswagen (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

mccustos in the house

MacElby's Puddin'© (stevie), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link

"See yon Clarkson, he's a right Tory Nazi right enough but he's goat some nice Allman Brothers rarities..."

The answer is NOT Volkswagen (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link

The only solution is to ban jokes

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link

"Holl'! Nae way, big yin, if ye ban jokes then Andy Cameron'd huv tae become a fulltime recording artist and the last Primal Scream album sold fuck all as it is! And whit aboot Mr. Abie, whit wid he dae?"

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link

good luck usa!!!

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link

USA is A-OK

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Can't believe I changed my name and I'm still banned from I Love Cricket.

Good Luck Usa! (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link

LJ = the Captain Bligh of Cricket Boards

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link

can't believe anybody cares about being banned from a cricket board.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Dude I'll take watching cricket over watching Spurs.

Good Luck Usa! (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link

just bought yourself a ban from spurs board.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Or "I Love the Championship", to give it its full title.

Good Luck Usa! (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link

imma ask to have the use of 'The Church'

darraghmac, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link

No way! Where will people go for their "pretending Ask Chaki never existed" needs then?

Good Luck Usa! (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link

i'll have a rolling thread.

bet you wished you weren't banned now.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Look, I know you Poms dumped your undesirables here about 200 years ago. But please don't think you can dump Clarkson on us now.

Kind Regards,
Australia

The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:50 (fifteen years ago) link

I would love to believe this exists. Even more so because we would be able to do an A1ex Macpherson/Jeremy Clarkson compare and contrast.

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one is an obnoxious tory-boy with opinions4u and the other is... oh blah-blah you get it.

special guest stars mark bronson, Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link

why the fuck did jeremy clarkson get to write the notes for "selling england by the pound" in the genesis reissue box set? I appreciate that he likes the album but they could have done better than that.

akm, Saturday, 7 February 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

they could?

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Saturday, 7 February 2009 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I have some friends who enjoy the 'motoring' show Clarkson hosts, but I think it's due to the fact that any random comments he makes don't sound serious because they're coming from an elitist british dude hosting a show about cars and he just ends up sounding precocious.

mh, Saturday, 7 February 2009 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I just think the BBC should offer equal airtime to a show where 3 Marxists review new guns or something.

Suggest Bandage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 February 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

lol Geir's favourite album of all-time

(Actually, I really like it too)

Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

"Marxist Marksmen"
BBC do that irregular "3 Men In A Boat" programme AKA "Griff Rhys Jones gets a bit tetchy then loses his temper while Rory McBeard hides behind his beard and Darrah O'Brien looks on with his mouth open in disbelief" - does that partially make up for it?

snoball, Saturday, 7 February 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link


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