The Sun Is Shining For The First Time In Forever; We're Gay! Fagz Club Spring 2010

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My parents are total horndogs for each other (thirty-six years), and if they've taught me anything it's to value companionship. I can't envision -- for now -- any arrangement in which my lover and I couldn't see other people if we got the jones.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 May 2010 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link

that's a viewpoint i've only somewhat recently been coming around to (lol catholic upbringing) and even then i'm not currently in a relationship and can't accurately say whether or not i'd feel that way if i were committed to someone. last somewhat-serious thing i had the guy told me he slept with someone else while we were dating and it hurt.

a connecticut muffin in king arthur's flour (donna rouge), Thursday, 6 May 2010 04:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Gays--do you come every time you have sex? Is it disappointing when you don't? I just read an interview with someone who said they only orgasm like 1 IN 10 TIMES and I be like... damn.

amadeus bag (Stevie D), Thursday, 6 May 2010 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Mod request to move this thread to I Love TMI.

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Thursday, 6 May 2010 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Guys, you NEED to see the 2005 Philippine film The Blossoming of Maximo Oliveros. It's seriously one of the best gay films I've ever seen. On DVD. Rent it now!

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 6 May 2010 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Gays--do you come every time you have sex? Is it disappointing when you don't? I just read an interview with someone who said they only orgasm like 1 IN 10 TIMES and I be like... damn.

― amadeus bag (Stevie D), Thursday, May 6, 2010 5:13 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

One time I had sex and couldn't get off. I was super-kinda-embarrassed.

moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

monogamy freaks me out. i'd rather have 'primary partner' type shit, but in the future. not now.

stevie, i'd say i come about 60% of the time. kinda depends on what's going on, tho i will say that you have to have real skillz to get me to come from a BJ.

also, teddy and the frat girls.

The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I guess the idea of promiscuity has always seemed kind of, I dunno, aberrent to me. That's certainly not to cast aspertions on anyone who does have multiple partners. If it's right for them, that's cool. It just doesn't feel right for me. But I'm comfortable letting people follow their own compasses as long as I follow mine. Then again, at most points (including now) I'd have been lucky to have had even one partner.

moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I think we all need to see this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jEwMNrUIBs

amadeus bag (Stevie D), Thursday, 6 May 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i always come

World B. FAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

all ask a question now

does anyone else not really get off on anal penetration (top or bottom, whatever)? cuz i dig anal play & what not, but penetrating/being penetrated really does nothing for me

World B. FAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

ha, i'll**

World B. FAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm learning to love the bomb.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link

It's not my thing either and is not generally something I do on a first date (or third).

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link

what the fuck is the bomb

i don't get off on it, jordan. i'm fine keeping everything where i can see it

la senora (surm), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link

well sometimes i get off on it

la senora (surm), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

...

la senora (surm), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

dislike receiving, mostly cool w/ giving

a connecticut muffin in king arthur's flour (donna rouge), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

orgasm is not necessary for every sexual encounter, like if you're just givin a quick bj

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Mod request to move this thread to I Love TMI.

Good call, ever since Alfred put "parents" and "horndogs" in the same sentence.

Some of us have absolutely no firsthand opinions on being buttfucked.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 May 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Morbs prefers an Ozu-like treatment of the sexual lives of parents ;)

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 May 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, I won't even put in contact lenses. xp

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 May 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Two things I have not succeeded in putting in when I've tried: contact lenses; dick

moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Sometimes I leave contacts in overnight.

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

OH MY GOD

amadeus bag (Stevie D), Friday, 7 May 2010 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link

what.

y kant immanuel rite (Daruton), Friday, 7 May 2010 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think that's a metaphor.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 May 2010 04:05 (fourteen years ago) link

lololol

moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Friday, 7 May 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry, we were talking about something other than contact lenses?

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Friday, 7 May 2010 04:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Hoping to God you don't leave it in overnight.

amadeus bag (Stevie D), Friday, 7 May 2010 07:51 (fourteen years ago) link

ha ha, no, only the smaller one.

The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Friday, 7 May 2010 07:58 (fourteen years ago) link

You look nice with a bit of scruff, table.

OKC guy from a couple of months ago messaged me again and wants to get drinks. The last time he wanted to go see a play and I just really didn't feel like it and let it drop, but this time for whatever reason I said yes. Might be fun.

y kant immanuel rite (Daruton), Friday, 7 May 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Want list: pair of Levis 511 32x36 in jet black. Making do with gray for the time being.
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, March 23, 2010 1:29 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Caveat effing emptor. These things are way too tight!

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Friday, 7 May 2010 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link

They're 511's, they're supposed to be! PIC PLZ bet you look like a dashing hipster!

amadeus bag (Stevie D), Friday, 7 May 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I look like an awkward teen reluctantly dressing up for church.

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Friday, 7 May 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

that's even more sexy

The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Friday, 7 May 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm sure I could snap a pic that would prove you all wrong.

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Friday, 7 May 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

plz do

amadeus bag (Stevie D), Friday, 7 May 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

dashing hipster is a breathtaking oxymoron tbh

however i also approve u showing us

I thought "escargot" was a snail? (Matt P), Friday, 7 May 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

or just yr Boogie Nights shorts foto, again

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 May 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Hi, gays, I just returned from the pool. What'd I miss -- is Eric going to strike a pose?

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 May 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

I thought "escargot" was a snail? (Matt P), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm very damp.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

ew

I thought "escargot" was a snail? (Matt P), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Don't pretend y'awl don't have that shorts photo bookmarked.

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Friday, 7 May 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I had a thing with a guy just before Xmas that was basically me going to his house to watch campy films, laugh about stories in the newspapers and fool around. The last time I saw him we went to see a play and it was really weird, like we were an Actual Couple and I freaked out a bit and didn't return his last text. He never texted again and neither did I so I think it was a mutual udnerstanding that it wasn't going anywhere, but when I went to vote on Thursday he was sitting behind the desk at the polling station... so much awkwardness around. Let it be a lesson, boys, always break it off properly!

boxedjoy, Saturday, 8 May 2010 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link

who are you? i like ur screename. i have multiple theories about boxed joy, especially insofar as it relates to jersey girls. it's just this weird thing i have, i could like write a dissertation on it.

la senora (surm), Saturday, 8 May 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link

boxed joy?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link


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