The Sun Is Shining For The First Time In Forever; We're Gay! Fagz Club Spring 2010

i always come

all ask a question now

does anyone else not really get off on anal penetration (top or bottom, whatever)? cuz i dig anal play & what not, but penetrating/being penetrated really does nothing for me

ha, i'll**

I'm learning to love the bomb.

It's not my thing either and is not generally something I do on a first date (or third).

what the fuck is the bomb

i don't get off on it, jordan. i'm fine keeping everything where i can see it

well sometimes i get off on it

...

dislike receiving, mostly cool w/ giving

orgasm is not necessary for every sexual encounter, like if you're just givin a quick bj

Mod request to move this thread to I Love TMI.

Good call, ever since Alfred put "parents" and "horndogs" in the same sentence.

Some of us have absolutely no firsthand opinions on being buttfucked.

Morbs prefers an Ozu-like treatment of the sexual lives of parents ;)

I mean, I won't even put in contact lenses. xp

Two things I have not succeeded in putting in when I've tried: contact lenses; dick

Sometimes I leave contacts in overnight.

OH MY GOD

what.

I don't think that's a metaphor.

lololol

And now, classy entertainment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-irCTPjNrM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LC7HviAxOs&NR=1

Sorry, we were talking about something other than contact lenses?

i'll give u tmi

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs325.ash1/28396_542585582024_4302681_31833439_6155083_n.jpg

Hoping to God you don't leave it in overnight.

ha ha, no, only the smaller one.

You look nice with a bit of scruff, table.

OKC guy from a couple of months ago messaged me again and wants to get drinks. The last time he wanted to go see a play and I just really didn't feel like it and let it drop, but this time for whatever reason I said yes. Might be fun.

Want list: pair of Levis 511 32x36 in jet black. Making do with gray for the time being.
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, March 23, 2010 1:29 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Caveat effing emptor. These things are way too tight!

They're 511's, they're supposed to be! PIC PLZ bet you look like a dashing hipster!

I look like an awkward teen reluctantly dressing up for church.

that's even more sexy

I'm sure I could snap a pic that would prove you all wrong.

plz do

dashing hipster is a breathtaking oxymoron tbh

however i also approve u showing us

or just yr Boogie Nights shorts foto, again

Hi, gays, I just returned from the pool. What'd I miss -- is Eric going to strike a pose?

lol

I'm very damp.

ew

Don't pretend y'awl don't have that shorts photo bookmarked.

I had a thing with a guy just before Xmas that was basically me going to his house to watch campy films, laugh about stories in the newspapers and fool around. The last time I saw him we went to see a play and it was really weird, like we were an Actual Couple and I freaked out a bit and didn't return his last text. He never texted again and neither did I so I think it was a mutual udnerstanding that it wasn't going anywhere, but when I went to vote on Thursday he was sitting behind the desk at the polling station... so much awkwardness around. Let it be a lesson, boys, always break it off properly!

who are you? i like ur screename. i have multiple theories about boxed joy, especially insofar as it relates to jersey girls. it's just this weird thing i have, i could like write a dissertation on it.

boxed joy?

I'm leaning towards either a case of soap or a vaginal euphamism.

Also, GUYS I DID COLLEGE AND I THINK I WON!!!

It is going to be v weird realizing that college students are younger than me.

It is going to be v weird realizing that college students are younger than me.

^^^big adjustment, mentally. even though i'm only a year or two older than most of them, and going back to school in the fall, i feel weird/sketchy hitting on undergrads.

(not that it stops me)

I've never dated anyone older than me (i.e. I've always dated undergrads).

cant imagine dating somebody younger than me (the same age is a stretch) so it balances i guess

Alfred is the Wooderson of So Fla.

http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/imagesdazed-wooderson-small1.jpg

kinda hope hes less creepy tho

I have "seen" people both older and younger than me. I don't think any of their ages shared a tens digit with mine tbh. OMG can we talk about biggest age difference or is that just Too Much for an internet message board?