all ask a question now
does anyone else not really get off on anal penetration (top or bottom, whatever)? cuz i dig anal play & what not, but penetrating/being penetrated really does nothing for me
― World B. FAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link
ha, i'll**
I'm learning to love the bomb.
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link
It's not my thing either and is not generally something I do on a first date (or third).
what the fuck is the bomb
i don't get off on it, jordan. i'm fine keeping everything where i can see it
― la senora (surm), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link
well sometimes i get off on it
― la senora (surm), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
...
dislike receiving, mostly cool w/ giving
― a connecticut muffin in king arthur's flour (donna rouge), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link
orgasm is not necessary for every sexual encounter, like if you're just givin a quick bj
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Mod request to move this thread to I Love TMI.
Good call, ever since Alfred put "parents" and "horndogs" in the same sentence.
Some of us have absolutely no firsthand opinions on being buttfucked.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 May 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Morbs prefers an Ozu-like treatment of the sexual lives of parents ;)
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 May 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean, I won't even put in contact lenses. xp
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 May 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Two things I have not succeeded in putting in when I've tried: contact lenses; dick
― moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Sometimes I leave contacts in overnight.
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link
OH MY GOD
― amadeus bag (Stevie D), Friday, 7 May 2010 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link
what.
― y kant immanuel rite (Daruton), Friday, 7 May 2010 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't think that's a metaphor.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 May 2010 04:05 (fourteen years ago) link
lololol
― moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Friday, 7 May 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link
And now, classy entertainment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-irCTPjNrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LC7HviAxOs&NR=1
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 May 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Sorry, we were talking about something other than contact lenses?
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Friday, 7 May 2010 04:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i'll give u tmi
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs325.ash1/28396_542585582024_4302681_31833439_6155083_n.jpg
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Friday, 7 May 2010 07:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Hoping to God you don't leave it in overnight.
― amadeus bag (Stevie D), Friday, 7 May 2010 07:51 (fourteen years ago) link
ha ha, no, only the smaller one.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Friday, 7 May 2010 07:58 (fourteen years ago) link
You look nice with a bit of scruff, table.
OKC guy from a couple of months ago messaged me again and wants to get drinks. The last time he wanted to go see a play and I just really didn't feel like it and let it drop, but this time for whatever reason I said yes. Might be fun.
― y kant immanuel rite (Daruton), Friday, 7 May 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Want list: pair of Levis 511 32x36 in jet black. Making do with gray for the time being.― queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, March 23, 2010 1:29 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Caveat effing emptor. These things are way too tight!
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Friday, 7 May 2010 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link
They're 511's, they're supposed to be! PIC PLZ bet you look like a dashing hipster!
― amadeus bag (Stevie D), Friday, 7 May 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link
I look like an awkward teen reluctantly dressing up for church.
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Friday, 7 May 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link
that's even more sexy
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Friday, 7 May 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm sure I could snap a pic that would prove you all wrong.
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Friday, 7 May 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
plz do
― amadeus bag (Stevie D), Friday, 7 May 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
dashing hipster is a breathtaking oxymoron tbh
however i also approve u showing us
― I thought "escargot" was a snail? (Matt P), Friday, 7 May 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
or just yr Boogie Nights shorts foto, again
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 May 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Hi, gays, I just returned from the pool. What'd I miss -- is Eric going to strike a pose?
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 May 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― I thought "escargot" was a snail? (Matt P), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm very damp.
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link
ew
― I thought "escargot" was a snail? (Matt P), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Don't pretend y'awl don't have that shorts photo bookmarked.
― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Friday, 7 May 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link
I had a thing with a guy just before Xmas that was basically me going to his house to watch campy films, laugh about stories in the newspapers and fool around. The last time I saw him we went to see a play and it was really weird, like we were an Actual Couple and I freaked out a bit and didn't return his last text. He never texted again and neither did I so I think it was a mutual udnerstanding that it wasn't going anywhere, but when I went to vote on Thursday he was sitting behind the desk at the polling station... so much awkwardness around. Let it be a lesson, boys, always break it off properly!
― boxedjoy, Saturday, 8 May 2010 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link
who are you? i like ur screename. i have multiple theories about boxed joy, especially insofar as it relates to jersey girls. it's just this weird thing i have, i could like write a dissertation on it.
― la senora (surm), Saturday, 8 May 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link
boxed joy?
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm leaning towards either a case of soap or a vaginal euphamism.
Also, GUYS I DID COLLEGE AND I THINK I WON!!!
― amadeus bag (Stevie D), Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link
It is going to be v weird realizing that college students are younger than me.
― amadeus bag (Stevie D), Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^big adjustment, mentally. even though i'm only a year or two older than most of them, and going back to school in the fall, i feel weird/sketchy hitting on undergrads.
― Alex in Montreal, Saturday, 8 May 2010 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link
(not that it stops me)
I've never dated anyone older than me (i.e. I've always dated undergrads).
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 May 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link
cant imagine dating somebody younger than me (the same age is a stretch) so it balances i guess
― plax (ico), Saturday, 8 May 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Alfred is the Wooderson of So Fla.
http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/imagesdazed-wooderson-small1.jpg
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 May 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda hope hes less creepy tho
― plax (ico), Saturday, 8 May 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link
I have "seen" people both older and younger than me. I don't think any of their ages shared a tens digit with mine tbh. OMG can we talk about biggest age difference or is that just Too Much for an internet message board?
― amadeus bag (Stevie D), Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Wait that's not true as of like a month ago.
― amadeus bag (Stevie D), Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link