I lol'd at this comment about the gigantic Dow Jones glitch last week (when everything suddenly collapsed for five minutes after someone allegedly dumped a billion shares instead of a million) : "CAT-LIKE TRADING DETECTED"
― StanM, Sunday, 9 May 2010 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link
//3;qqq99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999mw2,,,,,,,,,,,,
― jabba hands, Friday, 14 May 2010 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link
yuYUYTf&WTGw7oihjk
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Friday, 14 May 2010 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Srsly my cat walks all over my kbd like she owns teh place.
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Friday, 14 May 2010 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link
My cat did this really cool thing the other day where he split all of my tabs into separate browser windows and put them all up on the screen at once. I wish I could do that.
― kkvgz, Friday, 14 May 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Mine has managed to f-4 exit a bunch of my screens >:|
Also once, she was messin round me, and i picked her up to shoo her away, and she stuck her claws in my kbd and somehow managed to pull off a key and fling it across the room!
luckily it was only the crtl key so it wasnt a huge disaster, but still.
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Friday, 14 May 2010 13:57 (fourteen years ago) link
y/]ou p[;;;;;
― jabba hands, Sunday, 16 May 2010 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link
cat has been recognized
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Monday, 17 May 2010 05:28 (fourteen years ago) link
^otm
88888888888887jmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/example-of-sounds-that-annoy-cats.html
Sounds that annoy cats
― (Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Q: How can a software utility know if a cat is on my computer?
A: If you carefully measure cat paws, you will find that practically all cat paws are significantly larger than a typical keyboard key. When a cat first places its paw down, the cat's weight plus the momentum of the cat's movement exerts pounds of force on the keyboard, primarily through the cat's paw pads. The cat's paw angles and toe positions also undergo complex changes while the paw lands on the keyboard. This forces keys and often key combinations down in a distinctive style of typing which includes unusual timing patterns. Cats' patterns of overall movement in walking or lying down also help make their typing more recognizable.So PawSense detects cat typing by weighing a combination of factors to achieve maximal speed and reliability.
― (Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link
it would have been fun to develop that algorythm
― poutrock (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 this thread imo
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
i will hopefully be in the company of its author in just a few short hours.
― estela, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Hurray!
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link
alright, Evan is going to type. Here we go.
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link
oijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjb sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssqa
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link
And now Elroy:
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― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link
I like ssssssssqa =)
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link
it makes sense :)
― jabba hands, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link
I thoroughly endorse jabba bringing his tiny cat to the pub, we can all take turns feeding it by hand while it stands on the table
― Wang Chung Parliament (sic), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link
tcrrrrrr
― Jeff, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:47 (fourteen years ago) link
omg kit if u do that I DEMAND PHOTOS (even if you have to pixellate estelas face hehe)
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link
I'll take the photos.
― estela, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link
You are a wiser woman than I am.
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link
jkkjewr,fwmdnek,k,rk,ej3keer.,rekljwekrj
― poutrock (electricsound), Saturday, 22 May 2010 07:26 (fourteen years ago) link
"get that cat outta the way!!!" /homer
― demiurge overkill (Trayce), Saturday, 22 May 2010 07:33 (fourteen years ago) link
"nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" - bernard
― i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Saturday, 31 July 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
one of my cats has taken to sleeping on my laptop keyboard, the little bastard. hasn't typed anything interesting but he keeps opening media centre??
― we mongrelled it (electricsound), Sunday, 1 August 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link
confession: all of my posts for this month have been dictated by my cat
― 3-D MUTANT PENGUIN TITS! (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 August 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
dxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcfzxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx........œ ÷[opens search]6777
― jabba hands, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link
new cat?!
― ␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ you oughtta know by now (sic), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link
a cat has been recognized
― pies. (gbx), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
― the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Friday, 13 August 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link
impressive use of the shift key
― lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Friday, 13 August 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
b nbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
― hearing-impaired leppard (Paul in Santa Cruz), Monday, August 30, 2010 9:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 11:02 (thirteen years ago) link
One of mine favours the F1 key so I get up in the morning to find hundreds of Windows Help Centre windows open.
― a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link
e3
― the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Friday, 3 September 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
My gf told me last night that the computer was making crazy sounds (I had been burning some CDs) and when I went to check, the kitten was walking around on the keyboard obvioulsy intrigued by the response it was getting.
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 3 September 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ofrof.jpg
― straight old fashioned, virgin (another al3x), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
misread this as "things cats hype"
― portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
^^ carpeted posts, shitting in boxes, drugs that don't do anything to humans...
Cats have never hyped anything remotely interesting to me.
― Grim Viceroy Tales: Hit the Trail… to Flavor! (Viceroy), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link
.opbnnntyyyyyyyy///////opxxxxxtoummmmiiiiizrrrrrrrr£££££BBBttttttttttzzzzzzqqqq
― Chewshabadoo, Monday, 22 November 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link
omg that jpg
― the coffee of coffees (corey), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
WATER.... CONNECT
― ed chilliband (max arrrrrgh), Monday, 22 November 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8568/codez02.jpghttp://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8613/codez03.jpghttp://img828.imageshack.us/img828/7431/codez04.jpghttp://img98.imageshack.us/img98/8882/codez05.jpghttp://img29.imageshack.us/img29/7059/codez06.jpg
― the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link
I was gone all day & left my laptop open on the kitchen table (which is of course their favorite spot to loiter when I'm not around). I returned to find that ^ had been set as my homepage & Skype dialog with my ex-gf which elicited the following response:
are you doing this on purpose?
please stop it.
― the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link
lololo
― Good news, everyone! (kelpolaris), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link
so the cat not only entered and requested a url, but also opened/switched to a skype dialog?
i dunno
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link
What do they want from Asda though?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 10:56 (ten years ago) link
she's always trying to go to chrome://settings/
― sent from my butt (harbl), Sunday, 15 December 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
how come she knows the shortcut and i don't
sent from your cat's butt
― #illuminati (crüt), Sunday, 15 December 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
Albert goes to chrome://settings/ a lot too. He also likes to open itunes and start it playing from the first band alphabetically.
― emil.y, Sunday, 15 December 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link
µµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµ
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 19 December 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link
Dunno where she found that character.
mmmmmm,,,,,,,
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 December 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link
chap do you realize she said mew mew mew mew mew mew mew
― sent from my butt (harbl), Sunday, 29 December 2013 01:32 (ten years ago) link
chrome://bookmarks/#q=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
― computer champion (harbl), Thursday, 5 March 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link
"quiet world!!"
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 6 March 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link
View > Developer > JavaScript Console
― computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 14 March 2015 23:12 (nine years ago) link
> Dock > Turn Hiding On
― computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 14 March 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link
u have a weird keyboard
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 14 March 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link
or a weird cat
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 14 March 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link
she uses the keyboard to get to places i've never been before
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 15 March 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link
^this is deep
my family cat (RIP) once typed something like "pooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO". I saved her exact words in a txt file, but it's on my old computer.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 15 March 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link
yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhu8777777777777
― let no-one live rent free in your butt (sic), Friday, 11 September 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link
655y7
― glandular lansbury (sic), Saturday, 21 November 2015 23:13 (eight years ago) link
SPRING BREAAAAAAAAKKK
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Sunday, 22 November 2015 00:15 (eight years ago) link
00000000000000000000 0#########################0=]]m 9#*ggt2333333333333333333333333333333rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrq666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666667fsd ccccccccccccccccccjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjn .///////k
― ogmor, Thursday, 10 November 2016 12:57 (seven years ago) link
Makes more sense than anything else that's happened recently
― ultros ultros-ghali, Thursday, 10 November 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link
l tyyyyyyyyddddddtbbb 88u9cccccccnjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
― sad, hombres (sic), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 12:35 (seven years ago) link
ytttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt54kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
― (±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 05:28 (seven years ago) link
my kitten made such a power move recently of managing to delete an mp3 from my iTunes while I was listening to it
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:39 (seven years ago) link
;'nnnnnnnnnnnnnntik8mmffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,777
― Diana Fire (j.lu), Sunday, 14 May 2017 17:14 (seven years ago) link
last night i was texting and put my phone on my bed. cat typed Sq with her paw. it was telling me it would autocorrect to Aw so i just sent it. she meant to do that.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 11:20 (six years ago) link
kindle was on and cat was sitting near it. when i went to grab it i found she had opened the thing where you can buy kindle books and it was on american gods by neil gaiman.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 4 November 2017 00:45 (six years ago) link
pyu7
― we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 22:37 (six years ago) link
SLEEP-LIKE TYPING DETECTED
Apparently my right middle finger is my heaviest finger. I can tell when I'm having episodes of microsleep at work, because I'll look up and see that I've typed a line of k's.
I can tell how long I was out by the length of the line. Here's 4 seconds:
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 02:57 (six years ago) link
She's not just walking across it now on her way to some other business, she likes the sound so she's deliberately tapping away on the desk at night. Anyway, my fault for letting her listen to a whole Autechre set before bed.
cddddxghHH Uab;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloyujnmhhhh9ipl9
― mick signals, Friday, 25 May 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link
rffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Friday, 14 September 2018 07:03 (five years ago) link
45/"CCCCCCCCC
― brain (krakow), Saturday, 8 December 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link
§1.
― Maresn3st, Monday, 18 May 2020 19:21 (four years ago) link
is your cat a paralegal
― stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link
Just a macbook user
― Maresn3st, Monday, 18 May 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link