“I’ve been playing with a bad neck for quite a while,” Woods said, adding, “I might have a bulging disk.”
I would so have got myself beaten unconscious with a 7 iron at this point in the press conference.
― they're all women so you'll probably like them (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 May 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
possibilities endless.
i'd have gone with the obvious floppy/hard question, then if there were time trying to find out whether 3.5in, 8in, what have you, then on my way out the door there'd definitely have been a final query about RAM capability.
― Black IP's (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 May 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Gotta say if Woods gets to win another six majors it will be some achievement.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 10 May 2010 10:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Woods, who missed the cut last week at Quail Hollow, has been in tunnel-vision mode this week, brushing past volunteers and fans after every round on his way to the clubhouse
He was always like this though surely?
― See the majority? Where's the majority? (Tom D.), Monday, 10 May 2010 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link
depending on hottness
― Black IP's (darraghmac), Monday, 10 May 2010 10:14 (fourteen years ago) link
definitely has always had "tunnel" "vision"
― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Monday, 10 May 2010 10:16 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/
BREAKING NEWSBUSINESS NEWSMOST READ7:04PMWoods' withdrawal blamed on 'bulging d***'
― estela, Monday, 10 May 2010 10:22 (fourteen years ago) link
elin to get 3/4 of a billion in the settlement - you go girl!
― got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link
holy fuck
― hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link
dayum
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link
she can never speak in public about him or write about him, even after he's dead.
― 156, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link
worth it imo
― max, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link
She'd probably be happy to never have to say his name again with 3/4 bill in her pocket.
I'd forget my OWN name for that.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link
go girl
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago) link
In a perfect world she gets that 3/4 billion and can live her life however she damn well pleases. Skywrite her memoirs if she wants. The idea that there are any stipulations that come with that settlement kind of annoys me.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link
not arguing with you but that's how settlements usually work afaik.
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link
real world sucks imo
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link
if it makes you feel better, i'm sure she had the option to not settle for $750 million and instead write a book and pocket a cool $15 million
― jeff, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link
how's this, if Elin does ~nothing~ except throw this into a basic savings/money market/CD:
$750 000 000 * 2.25% / 12 = $1 406 250 MONTHLY income
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 July 2010 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link
man i need to get cheated on by a golfer
― max, Thursday, 1 July 2010 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link
O_O
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 1 July 2010 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link
New life plan.
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 1 July 2010 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Thatsallotttadough
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 1 July 2010 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry, i should have specified that is only interest income... the $.75B principal will always be there if the $27k/week isn't enough.
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 July 2010 06:28 (fourteen years ago) link
shasta what would you do w/ 27 grand a week
― max, Thursday, 1 July 2010 06:29 (fourteen years ago) link
b real
no charity
i would learn how to play golf
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 July 2010 06:40 (fourteen years ago) link
http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/ATTA_BOY_PHIL.gif
― van smack, Sunday, 22 August 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link
the chappelle show episode w/ the racial draft was on tonight -- wonder if the tiger woods pick would be considered a bust now
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 September 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link
haahaha
― k3vin k., Thursday, 16 September 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/5wfssm.jpg
― Cunga, Friday, 8 October 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
tiger lookin v good this back 9
― johnny crunch, Friday, 8 April 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah he is GOING IN atm
― k3vin k., Friday, 8 April 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link
someone should sample Tiger growling 'get down' for a funky dnb tune.
― brotherlovesdub, Friday, 8 April 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
just mcilroy's luck tbh
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link
66!
― k3vin k., Friday, 8 April 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
hopefully he doesnt blow up tomorrow, him in it on sunday will be p great tv
― johnny crunch, Friday, 8 April 2011 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Excited about this, for real.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 8 April 2011 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
I hope yesterday was legitimate--if he's there on Sunday, I'll pay attention to golf for the first time since...he was last there on a Sunday.
― clemenza, Saturday, 9 April 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link
I bet Tiger is still philandering like the old days.
― van smack, Saturday, 9 April 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link
No--supposedly he's settled down with a 22-year-old blonde. He's going about the hard work of mending his public image.
― clemenza, Saturday, 9 April 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Tiger not even getting his face on his own game franchisehttp://gamerinvestments.com/video-game-stocks/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/tiger-woods-pga-tour-12-box-small-tiger.jpg
― death, taxes and (onimo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
hitting it well today, but so is everyone else it seems.
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 April 2011 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link
putts aren't falling
― k3vin k., Saturday, 9 April 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, but same for mcilroy right now.
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 April 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link
choi is killing it
― k3vin k., Saturday, 9 April 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link
whoops jinxed it sorry kj
― k3vin k., Saturday, 9 April 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
fuuuck
― k3vin k., Saturday, 9 April 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Tiger's at -5 now, so even if he keeps it at that today, he's still contending for tomorrow certainly.
― That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 9 April 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link