The Sun Is Shining For The First Time In Forever; We're Gay! Fagz Club Spring 2010

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i keep wanting to do mine blond but everyone says i'll look like eurotrash, which they're prolly right. and what about sideburns

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I think bleach blonde hair is at it's best when it is three weeks grown out with super dark roots, that to me = punk. But when you do it the first time, you gotta but "blue-ing" in there or it turns out orange and kinda raunchy- you must suffer a bit and feel like your scalp is a frying pan or it's not really working.

twice boiled cabbage is death, Monday, 10 May 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i bleached my hair a bunch as a kid -- my parents were always participants too, weirdly enough

J0rdan S., Monday, 10 May 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

waht?

wait what is blue-ing?

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

is it going to make my hair fall out?

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

"blue-ing" is like this extra creamy blue-ish white goo that you mix in during the bleaching process that counteracts the red/orange tints that are inside black and brown hair- ask yr hairstylist about it, of whoever works at a beauty supply store, they'll know the deal. It's the only way to get a white-blonde look.

And yeah, bleaching your hair fucks up and kills your hair and kind of hurts yr scalp. I've never heard that it is linked to baldness though, or root damage. But I'm no expert.

twice boiled cabbage is death, Monday, 10 May 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

btw i'm using bleach as a synonym for "dying yellow" -- not actual bleach

J0rdan S., Monday, 10 May 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

ok, i see. thank you, i really don't want orange hair :/

do u have more pictures of you with blond hair?

jordan i don't understand why u never told me that u have done this to yourself

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

haha idk -- i was, like, 11, A WHOLE DECADE AGO!

J0rdan S., Monday, 10 May 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3301/3502815906_fc9c23828b_o.jpg
for me blonde was just a short stage before getting my Smurf on

twice boiled cabbage is death, Monday, 10 May 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

omg

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

dd, I hope you had Astroturf on the bed of that pickup you drove to the shootin' range.

I have never done anything w/ my hair.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 May 2010 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Just faded my sideburns, and I've dyed it a grand total of once in my life.

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

have only cut it :)

Tape Store, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

and washed it!

Tape Store, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

One May exactly ten years ago a friend and I allowed a stoned girlfriend to dye our hair; she forgot to put the color in and my hair was henna-colored for five months. My horrified parents, with whom I still lived, insisted on a haircut. I looked like Eminem for a while, which made sense ("The Real Slim Shady" had just blown up).

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

gah, dr3w, thanks for those posts. that one of you at the gun range is just...gah, so hawt.

and yeah, bluing is really important after the first time.

um, gosh, guyz, lots of weird stuff going on here re: se4n. don't really want to talk about it, but i feel like i might've really fucked stuff up on saturday night, at least for a little while. kind of bummed about it, need a hug.

The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i had pink and then purple hair in HS, haven't touched it since. don't really think i could pull off bleach-blonde.

a connecticut muffin in king arthur's flour (donna rouge), Monday, 10 May 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

PINK!!!! maybe i should do pink ...

::hugs:: t3ddy. i think you guys will be totally fine, you just need to get thru the awkward phase

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

omg pink, this had never occurred to me b4

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

u would look good w/ pink hair i think.

The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Monday, 10 May 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

fuck i might actually

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

like smooth and satin-y pink, yknow?

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

YEA

The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Monday, 10 May 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

like a Hostess Snowball

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 May 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

the only time my hair's been dyed was under duress at the hands of my highschool wrestling squad, who had all bleached their hair because ... who knows why. school spirit or something. predictably, they did a shitty job and my hair turned an awful coppery color.

since then i've not used anything stronger than lemon juice.

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link

god i love highschool

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm so glad it's over.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

my patents were not amused by the bleach job, either, and acted as if it had been my idea.

god i hated highschool.

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

who the hell loves HS? surm, were you a Heather?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

like smooth and satin-y pink, yknow?

― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, May 10, 2010 7:45 PM (1 hour ago)

this shit is hard to keep up tho

plax (ico), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't have a bad time; my crew and I acquired a fair amount of respect by the time we reached senior year due to involvement in theatre and the literary magazine. But I wasn't out, and when I got to college I had no idea why contemporaries considered high school so awesome.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I absolutely loved high school, and I was no Heather.

Because it wasn't junior high school.

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

It was still possible to have a great time in H.S. without being out, too, btw.

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

That said, I wish I had been a little more out then, because I would've gotten a lot more ass.

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I went to boys Catholic school. Ass was everywhere: pimply, swollen, lanky, you name it.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Swollen ass?

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

freshman yr = hatehatehate this shit
soph = eh this isn't so bad anymore
junior = ok i kinda hate it again
senior = HS ROOLZ

a connecticut muffin in king arthur's flour (donna rouge), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Swollen ass = a consequence of puberty.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

9th = was still in junior high, but it wasn't quite as bad as 7th/8th
10th = I finally feel like I fit in
11th = don't remember much
12th = HS ROOLZ

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Swollen ass = a consequence of puberty.

In Catholic boys schools, I guess.

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

omg, you WERE one of the Heathers!

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Swollen ass = a consequence of puberty.

In Catholic boys schools, I guess.

Lots of filched unconsecrated communion wafers.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

high school was the best

J0rdan S., Monday, 10 May 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

there's something about the innocence & mild rebellion & rush of initial independence of high school that can't be replicated

J0rdan S., Monday, 10 May 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i knew you'd understand

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh I get that part, but it pales beside what succeeded it, and the sexual discoveries were forced and not, er, gay.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 May 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm okay with having only masturbated all thru high school tbh -- sex in college has only been marginally better anyhow \(o_O)/

J0rdan S., Monday, 10 May 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

That said, I wish I had been a little more out then, because I would've gotten a lot more ass.

― will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Monday, May 10, 2010 9:45 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

REALLY

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 10 May 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link


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