I agree. Good British food *is* really good, but your chances of finding it aren't really that high, but in France and Italy you're pretty much guaranteed something delicious.
― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Thursday, 3 January 2008 10:12 (sixteen years ago) link
I haven't had that bad luck with chippies in London, at least compared with Reading where I used to live, where they were nearly always terrible - I lived up Oxford Rd for a bit and tried every one between the town centre and my house and they were all inedible.
I grew up in Worcester and the chippies were pretty good as a rule there. I dunno if it's a geographical thing or if the standard has deteriorated generally since the early 90s (price of potatoes causing cutting corners quality-wise?) - I'm going up there this weekend, maybe I shall get a portion of chips and investigate!
― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 3 January 2008 10:17 (sixteen years ago) link
this is a bit unfair on gabbneb -- if the pubs/curryhouses/chippies-that-serve-good-food have to be found in a guidebook, that's a problem right there. who has the time?
Yeah that was the point I was making really, it's all a bit needle/haystack, especially in big cities. I suppose this is why when British people go out to eat, it's not often to eat 'British'.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 January 2008 10:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Re French cheese and fucking with it, that's maybe the only foodstuff I think Brits do well - I'd take cheddar & stilton over any of that fancy French muck, but that's probably just my undeveloped British palate.
― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 3 January 2008 10:28 (sixteen years ago) link
chicken tikka massala went out of favour as the nation's favourite since world cup 1998 innit and vindaloo took over. i had one just two nights ago
― ken c, Thursday, 3 January 2008 11:31 (sixteen years ago) link
pies pies pies
― blueski, Thursday, 3 January 2008 11:54 (sixteen years ago) link
most curry houses it's just code for not-very-hot/quite-hot/hot/very hot/rugby player.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 3 January 2008 12:05 (sixteen years ago) link
and hence brilliantly british.
Also: Gastropubs.. are they "British cuisine"? Some serve Thai food! and like lasagne and stuff! Does food become British when it's served inside a vaguely british establishment?
Are there as many fried chicken shops in the UK in cities other than London? If so.. does that make fried chicken british??
― ken c, Thursday, 3 January 2008 12:09 (sixteen years ago) link
i guess most people accept britain has great traditional dishes but that it's far more effort than it should be to get a good version of it easily given the number of places around.
perhaps we should send gabbneb a hamper.
― blueski, Thursday, 3 January 2008 12:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Thai pub != gastropub. Most gastropubs probably do focus largely on British cuisine.
― ledge, Thursday, 3 January 2008 12:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Lots of gastropubs near me have quite french-influenced menus.
― chap, Thursday, 3 January 2008 13:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I'd take cheddar & stilton over any of that fancy French muck, but that's probably just my undeveloped British palate.
I am currently enjoying enough imported Neal's Yardiana that I wouldn't even think of disagreeing, though it helps that a certain percentage of it is goat, towards which I am especially biased
― gabbneb, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link
my parents brought that hamper back
― gabbneb, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link
fruits and vegetables (potatoes don't count) appeared largely as afterthoughts, punctuation
vegetables are often in the UK referred to as "rabbit food"
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
mmm rabbit with vegetables
― blueski, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah i was thinking that!
if you let the rabbit eat the salad, then immediately kill it and eat it, you can eat a rabbit AND have the 5 portions of veggies that you need for day in one sitting!
― ken c, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link
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The worst crime of English food is how they, as a rule, cook vegetables, which is to dump them in a pot of unsalted water and boil them for 22 hours. It's probably a tie as to whether England has treated Africa or mushrooms worse in its history.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Mushrooms should of course be fried for 22 hours.
― ledge, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link
iirc in the the old days veggies were only ever eaten by royalty if the royal chef didn't have enough meat to put on the table; perhaps in our modern world where everyone has to have dior this and chanel that there is an unconscious aspiration to this attitude
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
africa is of course supposed to be poached for 100 years
― ken c, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, in our household veggies are regularly messed up, with the exception of mushrooms, which are lightly fried in garlic and butter and thus come out beautiful.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
mushrooms, of course, != vegetables
I believe the Aussies were originally responsible for the term 'rabbit food'.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― ILX System, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Anyone saying Spanish food is good - have you actually been to Spain???
― admrl, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Also Portugal wtf?
yea, as someone from a Spanish-American family, I have to say that Spanish food isn't all that good. the rest of my family loves it, but I was never much of a fan.
Italy is it, for me. Whoever talked about the simplicity of it as its main virtue is OTM. Some Italian wines are nice, too. My girlfriend's family is always drinking such good Italian wine, I love it.
I think I might to a beer-country poll, that'd be pretty interesting, with at least 5 or so serious contenders. Or a wine poll, that'd be interesting too.
I'm sympathetic to England (for the curries), the Netherlands (for Indonesian food + Maoz falafel), and Germany (for all the 2 euro falafel), but those don't really count. Even if they did, Italy would still reign supreme.
― Mark Clemente, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Georgia is the correct answer here, folks, you just don't know it
― mitya, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Read this as "EUROPE - which country has the best cocaine?"
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link
no but i did go to Taco Bell Uxbridge one time. mindblowing!
― blueski, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:24 (sixteen years ago) link
aw i wish there's still taco bell in the uk
― ken c, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Scotland won't be winning this poll
― Tom D., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:28 (sixteen years ago) link
seven layers of funk
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:30 (sixteen years ago) link
warning do NOT look up "seven layer burrito" in the urban dictionary
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:34 (sixteen years ago) link
omg this sounds awesome. wish i'm not at work!
Scotland has at least one vote.
― ken c, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Spanish food gets worse the further you are from the sea.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 13:37 (sixteen years ago) link
never been to inland Spain
― blueski, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I was swithering between Italy and France, then remembered a conversation I had with my mother about the number of teenage boys in France who'd know how to cook a half-decent meal compared to the number of teenage boys in Italy who could rustle up a good pasta and sauce. That, and the fact that too many restaurants I've been to in France recently have favoured gimmicks and flash over simple good food swung me in favour of the Boot.
― Madchen, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:59 (sixteen years ago) link
i have a huge sentimental attachment to spanish food but in the country itself quality is hugely varying and i would never say it was a mind-blowing or sophisticated cuisine, certainly not comparable to italy or france. samewise portugal.
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link
It's suddenly occurred to me that of all the many meals I've eaten in France, most of the worst have been in Paris.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Paris is quite far from the sea innit
― ken c, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I had with my mother about the number of teenage boys in France who'd know how to cook a half-decent meal compared to the number of teenage boys in Italy who could rustle up a good pasta and sauce. -- Madchen, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:59 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
My cousin bought a goat recently.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm not sure I've really had much proper French food. I can't really think of any. I went on a school exchange to Bordeaux when I was 13 but I don't remember the food being anything special at all, apart from quite liking crepes. The wine definitely made an impression though.
And yeah the only time I've been to France as an adult was to Paris and it was shit.
xposts
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:22 (sixteen years ago) link
I voted Spain on a 'what i like to eat and actually can eat fairly often' basis i guess.
But what makes France that much better really?
― blueski, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link
heartbreaking.
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link
just answer!
― blueski, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:40 (sixteen years ago) link
i had great food in Brittany just over a year ago but didn't strike me as particularly finer than what i've had in various Spanish coastal places. talking more everyday/standard dining rather than the gourmet/high-end/elite(?) cuisine i know France has a stronger rep for than anywhere else (but i have no real experience of that and wanna know if it still stands up, with examples offered).
― blueski, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
foie gras
― ken c, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
creme brulee
― ken c, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Surely Crystal kebabs will garner some votes for Turkey?
― Tom D., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link